KurtBlue
@kurtblue.bsky.social
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Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser
March 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser
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Should have fled into the wilds this week.
November 4, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Should have fled into the wilds this week.
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When I die, I want my friends to throw a party: lots of awkward small talk, minimal eye contact, folks lingering alone by the food table…
Really honor me, ya know?
Really honor me, ya know?
February 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
When I die, I want my friends to throw a party: lots of awkward small talk, minimal eye contact, folks lingering alone by the food table…
Really honor me, ya know?
Really honor me, ya know?
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unfortunately I woke up feeling weird so I will be passing away soon
February 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
unfortunately I woke up feeling weird so I will be passing away soon
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POLICE CHIEF: dammit, the internet is going nuts over the UHC shooter. we have to tamper down public support, but how
COP WHO ONLY TAKES SULTRY MUGSHOTS: I have an idea
COP WHO ONLY TAKES SULTRY MUGSHOTS: I have an idea
December 10, 2024 at 2:34 AM
POLICE CHIEF: dammit, the internet is going nuts over the UHC shooter. we have to tamper down public support, but how
COP WHO ONLY TAKES SULTRY MUGSHOTS: I have an idea
COP WHO ONLY TAKES SULTRY MUGSHOTS: I have an idea
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it is illegal to send me an email in december
December 10, 2024 at 6:49 PM
it is illegal to send me an email in december
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i guess it’s just “december” now. as if that’s normal
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 AM
i guess it’s just “december” now. as if that’s normal
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When I get mad at work, I’m in the bathroom doing a Real World style confession like, “So…Tanner is a bitch.”
November 16, 2024 at 1:15 AM
When I get mad at work, I’m in the bathroom doing a Real World style confession like, “So…Tanner is a bitch.”
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mugger: How much you got?
me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
November 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
mugger: How much you got?
me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.
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I accidentally hit a parked car and panicked so I left a note that said “next time it will be you”
November 15, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I accidentally hit a parked car and panicked so I left a note that said “next time it will be you”
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Rock bottom feels awfully crowded
November 15, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Rock bottom feels awfully crowded
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my boss: you're fired
[pauses porn] why
[pauses porn] why
November 13, 2024 at 10:15 PM
my boss: you're fired
[pauses porn] why
[pauses porn] why