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How I feel about political candidates
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How I feel about political candidates
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TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
May 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
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The president should sound like Humphrey Bogart and the vice president should sound like Peter Lorre. Not voting again until this is addressed
August 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The president should sound like Humphrey Bogart and the vice president should sound like Peter Lorre. Not voting again until this is addressed
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Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
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Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
MONTECITO, CA—Revealing to fans that the track was about an issue deeply important to her, singer-songwriter Katy Perry teased a new single Thursday by releasing a short clip of a song titled “Stop Ma...
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May 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
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STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme.
SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]
SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.
BAYLESS: Absolument.
SMITH: MAIS!
SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]
SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.
BAYLESS: Absolument.
SMITH: MAIS!
The Bloc Québécois launches “Buy Canadian” pitch.
Up is down. Left is right. Everyone is a federalist in a foxnewshole
Up is down. Left is right. Everyone is a federalist in a foxnewshole
March 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme.
SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]
SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.
BAYLESS: Absolument.
SMITH: MAIS!
SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]
SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.
BAYLESS: Absolument.
SMITH: MAIS!
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Just gonna sit here dissociating for a bit, feel free to roll on through, if you want to come by and stare into the middle distance.
March 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just gonna sit here dissociating for a bit, feel free to roll on through, if you want to come by and stare into the middle distance.
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white new york t girl (50k+ followers): waittt why was homer simpson kind of a slayyyy
gay guy in her replies about to prove the Infinite Monkey Theorem while keysmashing: LMFAOOOOOAAASKGSGFTHETAMINGOFTHESHREWSCENE1ENTERBEGGARCHRISTOPHERSLYANDHOSTESSSLYILLFEEZEYOUINFAITHHOSTESSAPAIROFSTOCKSYOUROGUE
gay guy in her replies about to prove the Infinite Monkey Theorem while keysmashing: LMFAOOOOOAAASKGSGFTHETAMINGOFTHESHREWSCENE1ENTERBEGGARCHRISTOPHERSLYANDHOSTESSSLYILLFEEZEYOUINFAITHHOSTESSAPAIROFSTOCKSYOUROGUE
March 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
white new york t girl (50k+ followers): waittt why was homer simpson kind of a slayyyy
gay guy in her replies about to prove the Infinite Monkey Theorem while keysmashing: LMFAOOOOOAAASKGSGFTHETAMINGOFTHESHREWSCENE1ENTERBEGGARCHRISTOPHERSLYANDHOSTESSSLYILLFEEZEYOUINFAITHHOSTESSAPAIROFSTOCKSYOUROGUE
gay guy in her replies about to prove the Infinite Monkey Theorem while keysmashing: LMFAOOOOOAAASKGSGFTHETAMINGOFTHESHREWSCENE1ENTERBEGGARCHRISTOPHERSLYANDHOSTESSSLYILLFEEZEYOUINFAITHHOSTESSAPAIROFSTOCKSYOUROGUE
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lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
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Yoon Suk Yeol: I'm declaring Marsha law
Yoon Suk Yeol: *martial law
Chang Myon: Marsha law
Lee Sang-min: Marsha law
Chung Jin-suk has changed the group chat name to "Marsha Law"
Yoon Suk Yeol: *martial law
Chang Myon: Marsha law
Lee Sang-min: Marsha law
Chung Jin-suk has changed the group chat name to "Marsha Law"
crazy shit going on right now cause i was on call with my man and i just see the groupchat go "SOUTH KOREA DECLARED MARTIAL LAW"
i am declaring martial law on bluesky. i am now the president here and you cannot post without my permission. do NOT post
December 3, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Yoon Suk Yeol: I'm declaring Marsha law
Yoon Suk Yeol: *martial law
Chang Myon: Marsha law
Lee Sang-min: Marsha law
Chung Jin-suk has changed the group chat name to "Marsha Law"
Yoon Suk Yeol: *martial law
Chang Myon: Marsha law
Lee Sang-min: Marsha law
Chung Jin-suk has changed the group chat name to "Marsha Law"
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Having a Dune style prophetic dream about the future in 2014 where I see this tweet and waking up in a cold sweat crying
November 25, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Having a Dune style prophetic dream about the future in 2014 where I see this tweet and waking up in a cold sweat crying
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*bows head* if appears my asshole has gone woke
sorry to bring a screenshot of twitter over here but "The Bud light of lubes" is bringing me so much joy
July 12, 2023 at 3:33 AM
*bows head* if appears my asshole has gone woke
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Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid
July 8, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid
Aside from the obvious fascism, I think my biggest problem with the whole RETVRN thing is that my brain only starts working at 9:30 and for the vast majority of human history, people were getting up at dawn
*alarm goes off* ugh. sleeping has gone woke
July 5, 2023 at 1:41 PM
Aside from the obvious fascism, I think my biggest problem with the whole RETVRN thing is that my brain only starts working at 9:30 and for the vast majority of human history, people were getting up at dawn
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Really? I didn't even know he was sick
July 5, 2023 at 12:11 AM
Really? I didn't even know he was sick