Kristin Myrtle
@kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
(mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes)
she/her
just a waitress.
🪷🇵🇸❤️🔥
crochet artist 🧶
find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
she/her
just a waitress.
🪷🇵🇸❤️🔥
crochet artist 🧶
find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
Pinned
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does the hurdy gurdy man play parties or is it a dream-only scenario
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
does the hurdy gurdy man play parties or is it a dream-only scenario
I had a table tonight celebrating a couple's 61st anniversary and of course I spilled water all over the wife 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I had a table tonight celebrating a couple's 61st anniversary and of course I spilled water all over the wife 🙄
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my toxic trait is shitposting every random thought that pops into my stupid head
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
my toxic trait is shitposting every random thought that pops into my stupid head
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I'm something of an outdoorsman
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm something of an outdoorsman
feed me grapes and tell me i'm pretty
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
feed me grapes and tell me i'm pretty
you wear fine things well
❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
you wear fine things well
❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️
i'm like a flower blooming
since I left you behind
since I left you behind
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i'm like a flower blooming
since I left you behind
since I left you behind
I think i need to get a 2nd job booooooo
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I think i need to get a 2nd job booooooo
All 3 together!!!
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
All 3 together!!!
i wasn't born so much as i fell out
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i wasn't born so much as i fell out
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Know when to fold her
Know when to walk away
Know when to run
to her
Know when to walk away
Know when to run
to her
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Know when to fold her
Know when to walk away
Know when to run
to her
Know when to walk away
Know when to run
to her
if that was casual then i'm an idiot
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
if that was casual then i'm an idiot
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"Regulate" by Warren G ft. Nate Dogg really has everything in it. Always a smooth cut.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Regulate" by Warren G ft. Nate Dogg really has everything in it. Always a smooth cut.
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“I am not afraid of you,” said I to her, fearfully.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“I am not afraid of you,” said I to her, fearfully.
there is a chain that connects us all
and you either feel it's tug
or you don't
and you either feel it's tug
or you don't
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
there is a chain that connects us all
and you either feel it's tug
or you don't
and you either feel it's tug
or you don't
laziness calls to me
it is my siren song
i always feel its pull
it is my siren song
i always feel its pull
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
laziness calls to me
it is my siren song
i always feel its pull
it is my siren song
i always feel its pull
pink diamond in the dark
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
pink diamond in the dark
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
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Melpomene Act:
Target acquired,
Revs her pink Cadillac.
Target acquired,
Revs her pink Cadillac.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Melpomene Act:
Target acquired,
Revs her pink Cadillac.
Target acquired,
Revs her pink Cadillac.
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i need the ocean real bad
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
i need the ocean real bad
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one of the best parts of making art is *making* art. the refining, the fiddling, watching something bad turn into something good. it's the greatest type of exhilaration a person working alone can have
I keep thinking about this Vonnegut letter from 2006. these people are starving their own souls
I keep thinking about this Vonnegut letter from 2006. these people are starving their own souls
![Dear Xavier High School, and Ms. Lockwood, and Messrs Perin, McFeely, Batten, Maurer and Congiusta:
I thank you for your friendly letters. You sure know how to cheer up a really old geezer (84) in his sunset years. I don't make public appearances any more because I now resemble nothing so much as an iguana.
What I had to say to you, moreover, would not take long, to wit: Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction, essays, reportage, no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what's inside you, to make your soul grow.
Seriously! I mean starting right now, do art and do it for the rest of your lives. Draw a funny or nice picture of Ms. Lockwood, and give it to her. Dance home after school, and sing in the shower and on and on. Make a face in your mashed potatoes. Pretend you're Count Dracula.
Here's an assignment for tonight, and I hope Ms. Lockwood will flunk you if you don't do it: Write a six line poem, about anything, but rhymed. No fair tennis without a net. Make it as good as you possibly can. But don't tell anybody what you're doing. Don't show it or recite it to anybody, not even your girlfriend or parents or whatever, or Ms. Lockwood. OK?
Tear it up into teeny-weeny pieces, and discard them into widely separated trash recepticals [sic]. You will find that you have already been gloriously rewarded for your poem. You have experienced becoming, learned a lot more about what's inside you, and you have made your soul grow.
God bless you all!
Kurt Vonnegut](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:66urak6a57qgkikpxod2cchx/bafkreibx5gp2kihijmqrna4lw6igh2zs2jew4zxjq5odnl5tajuqwhljtq@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
one of the best parts of making art is *making* art. the refining, the fiddling, watching something bad turn into something good. it's the greatest type of exhilaration a person working alone can have
I keep thinking about this Vonnegut letter from 2006. these people are starving their own souls
I keep thinking about this Vonnegut letter from 2006. these people are starving their own souls
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hey bruh your guitar is gently weeping
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
hey bruh your guitar is gently weeping
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When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes