GLHFDD (87-75)
@kraniumkracka.bsky.social
Dance Dad, Texas Ex, Astros, Geophysics, Nerd, Screwston
Lucky recipient of a Wesley Willis headbutt
Don’t make unnecessary journeys, don’t take risks on treacherous roads, and don’t swim in the sea.
Lucky recipient of a Wesley Willis headbutt
Don’t make unnecessary journeys, don’t take risks on treacherous roads, and don’t swim in the sea.
Chat, is it good when your oven breaks on Thanksgiving morning?
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Chat, is it good when your oven breaks on Thanksgiving morning?
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Best Christmas ad yet! Knocks John Lewis into a cocked hat.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Best Christmas ad yet! Knocks John Lewis into a cocked hat.
🎶 I was at the club one night
ONE NIIIGHT
That’s when I saw some hype,
She looked kinda throwed to me
SHE LOOKED KINDA THROWED YEAAAH
She was all up in my grill
MY GRIIILLL
So I showed her my big daddy steel
I’m just a dog don’t blame me
A DOG DONT BLAAAME MEEEE YEEEAAHHHH 🎶
ONE NIIIGHT
That’s when I saw some hype,
She looked kinda throwed to me
SHE LOOKED KINDA THROWED YEAAAH
She was all up in my grill
MY GRIIILLL
So I showed her my big daddy steel
I’m just a dog don’t blame me
A DOG DONT BLAAAME MEEEE YEEEAAHHHH 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
🎶 I was at the club one night
ONE NIIIGHT
That’s when I saw some hype,
She looked kinda throwed to me
SHE LOOKED KINDA THROWED YEAAAH
She was all up in my grill
MY GRIIILLL
So I showed her my big daddy steel
I’m just a dog don’t blame me
A DOG DONT BLAAAME MEEEE YEEEAAHHHH 🎶
ONE NIIIGHT
That’s when I saw some hype,
She looked kinda throwed to me
SHE LOOKED KINDA THROWED YEAAAH
She was all up in my grill
MY GRIIILLL
So I showed her my big daddy steel
I’m just a dog don’t blame me
A DOG DONT BLAAAME MEEEE YEEEAAHHHH 🎶
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congratulations everyone. having met our "enough Internet for the day" quotas within moments of logging on, we're all free now
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
congratulations everyone. having met our "enough Internet for the day" quotas within moments of logging on, we're all free now
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November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
MAKE ME AN OFFERRRRRRR
400 BILLION DOLLARSSSS
400 BILLION DOLLARSSSS
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
MAKE ME AN OFFERRRRRRR
400 BILLION DOLLARSSSS
400 BILLION DOLLARSSSS
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I’ll never get over the fact that I never became a lawyer because I couldn’t pass LAW 420T: Whispering to Your Client. My family will forever be shamed.
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’ll never get over the fact that I never became a lawyer because I couldn’t pass LAW 420T: Whispering to Your Client. My family will forever be shamed.
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<Epstein> 10:47 a.m.
do throw ball to aJ,,, would you say? Brown
<Sirianni> 11:16 a.m.
thx
<Epstein> 11:17 a.m.
have not met
do throw ball to aJ,,, would you say? Brown
<Sirianni> 11:16 a.m.
thx
<Epstein> 11:17 a.m.
have not met
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
<Epstein> 10:47 a.m.
do throw ball to aJ,,, would you say? Brown
<Sirianni> 11:16 a.m.
thx
<Epstein> 11:17 a.m.
have not met
do throw ball to aJ,,, would you say? Brown
<Sirianni> 11:16 a.m.
thx
<Epstein> 11:17 a.m.
have not met
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What do yall think of this logo?
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
What do yall think of this logo?
Gimme this all day
Born in Geneva in September 2011, Lucas Chiche is a young concert pianist whose passion for music began at the age of 4 with Evgenia Pilyavina. #MondayMotivation
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Gimme this all day
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Me, watching the pilot of PLURIBUS:
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me, watching the pilot of PLURIBUS:
I love drawing angular things. Especially the asymmetric gold star from the 94-99 Astros logos.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I love drawing angular things. Especially the asymmetric gold star from the 94-99 Astros logos.
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We stop at Netflix House
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We stop at Netflix House
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Less Zacheus, More Sycamore Tree
Less Zaccheaus, more Burden.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Less Zacheus, More Sycamore Tree
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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If you want to help but feel overwhelmed, just start with one thing. (Today the kids and I went through old but still good coats and shoes to donate.)
You can also help my friends and I reach our $20K goal (we’re ~$700 shy) for the Greater Chicago Food Depository here:
myfooddrives.org/team/782427
You can also help my friends and I reach our $20K goal (we’re ~$700 shy) for the Greater Chicago Food Depository here:
myfooddrives.org/team/782427
Greater Chicago Food Depository Food Drives
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myfooddrives.org
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If you want to help but feel overwhelmed, just start with one thing. (Today the kids and I went through old but still good coats and shoes to donate.)
You can also help my friends and I reach our $20K goal (we’re ~$700 shy) for the Greater Chicago Food Depository here:
myfooddrives.org/team/782427
You can also help my friends and I reach our $20K goal (we’re ~$700 shy) for the Greater Chicago Food Depository here:
myfooddrives.org/team/782427
What time do the baseball team play tonught
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What time do the baseball team play tonught
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Mark Portugal
Pitcher
Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1999
HOU - PHI - BOS - MIN - CIN - SFG
Pitcher
Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1999
HOU - PHI - BOS - MIN - CIN - SFG
Mark Portugal at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Mark Portugal
baseball-reference.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Mark Portugal
Pitcher
Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1999
HOU - PHI - BOS - MIN - CIN - SFG
Pitcher
Debut: 1985 - Retired: 1999
HOU - PHI - BOS - MIN - CIN - SFG
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party