Astros Matt returns in 28 Days
@kraniumkracka.bsky.social
Dance Dad, Texas Ex, Astros, Geophysics, Nerd, Screwston
Lucky recipient of a Wesley Willis headbutt
Don’t make unnecessary journeys, don’t take risks on treacherous roads, and don’t swim in the sea.
Lucky recipient of a Wesley Willis headbutt
Don’t make unnecessary journeys, don’t take risks on treacherous roads, and don’t swim in the sea.
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Authentic New York Slice
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Authentic New York Slice
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Happy weekend, go bears
January 16, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Happy weekend, go bears
The law and order President!
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The law and order President!
Going to sue The Mars Volta for making music that makes me want to dance around the office like a damn fool. And at a volume that others can hear coming from my AirPods. These things are not a choice for me. The music, it does something to me.
Roulette Dares (The Haunt Of)
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January 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Going to sue The Mars Volta for making music that makes me want to dance around the office like a damn fool. And at a volume that others can hear coming from my AirPods. These things are not a choice for me. The music, it does something to me.
@edzitron.com getting a Lenovo ad right in the middle of you and Steve Burke’s conversation about ambient intelligence was chef’s kiss.
Also their little jingle works for your name. Ed Zitron ed ZITron
Also their little jingle works for your name. Ed Zitron ed ZITron
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 PM
@edzitron.com getting a Lenovo ad right in the middle of you and Steve Burke’s conversation about ambient intelligence was chef’s kiss.
Also their little jingle works for your name. Ed Zitron ed ZITron
Also their little jingle works for your name. Ed Zitron ed ZITron
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The Dodgers signing Kyle Tucker has made their intentions clear: they want to win the World Series.
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The Dodgers signing Kyle Tucker has made their intentions clear: they want to win the World Series.
Not much. About to hit the hay. What’s up with you?
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Not much. About to hit the hay. What’s up with you?
The last two things you see before St. Anger ends.
January 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The last two things you see before St. Anger ends.
👀 ooooooooh the British Broadcasting Corporation
Yes! Thank you. My BBC 1995 Pride and Prejudice is pale and overexposed.
January 15, 2026 at 7:38 AM
👀 ooooooooh the British Broadcasting Corporation
When is Documentaty Now! going to do Some Kind of Monster, because that one is waiting to be done.
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
When is Documentaty Now! going to do Some Kind of Monster, because that one is waiting to be done.
I’ve been holding off sharing this for a while. Sometimes you get the short end of the stick and life seems unfair only for you to find that the path you were on wasn’t your destiny. If MLB The Show hadn’t removed my last name from the game I would’ve never discovered my true self as Rueben Tug.
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I’ve been holding off sharing this for a while. Sometimes you get the short end of the stick and life seems unfair only for you to find that the path you were on wasn’t your destiny. If MLB The Show hadn’t removed my last name from the game I would’ve never discovered my true self as Rueben Tug.
It was 7-6 at the start of the 4th quarter. Bonkers.
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
It was 7-6 at the start of the 4th quarter. Bonkers.
Gonna be a long, cold ride home on the Duquesne Incline.
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Gonna be a long, cold ride home on the Duquesne Incline.
Game balls to the OL, RBs, Defense, and ST
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Game balls to the OL, RBs, Defense, and ST
I. W. Marks
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I. W. Marks
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Rodgers fumbled because there is flouride in that football! Do something, Sec. Kennedy!
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Rodgers fumbled because there is flouride in that football! Do something, Sec. Kennedy!
CJ owes the boys a Rolex each
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
CJ owes the boys a Rolex each
THICC SIX?
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
THICC SIX?
Keep Nico away from the Astros training team!
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Keep Nico away from the Astros training team!
Analytics says GO!
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Analytics says GO!
Stroud has regressed so much since his rookie year.
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Stroud has regressed so much since his rookie year.
Matt Schaub would’ve made that throw. What the hell CJ
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Matt Schaub would’ve made that throw. What the hell CJ
Demeco still struggling with timeouts
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Demeco still struggling with timeouts