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*sirens go off* Uh oh!
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i put my pants on 1 neck, 2 arms, 1 torso, 1 dick, 2 balls at a time
October 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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let's turn this butthole into a butthome
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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just talked too god and he said my ass wasn't fat enough for heaven
April 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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left my penis and balls on the side of the I-10 if anyone wants them
April 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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TIMMY: cosmo wanda I wish crocker would forget
[CUT TO CROCKER IN AN EMPTY ROOM, FACE CONTORTED IN FROZEN HORROR. HE REMEMBERS NO FAIRIES. HE HOLDS NO KNOWLEDGE. LOVED ONES VANISH FROM HIS SOUL. THERE ARE NO LIGHTS IN THE ROOM. THERE ARE NO LIGHTS IN HIS EYES]
TIMMY: cosma wanda I wish for two cocks
January 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Thank you Snowdrop Festival!!! I did illustrations and assets for planets 1 [Isol], 3 [Passa], 6 [Obo], and 8 [Embra]!

I'm so so SO happy with how it came together, it's so cool to provide the backdrop for such amazing tunes 😭
December 15, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Waking up at 2am to travel 2 hrs to work is criminal I'm seriously gonna tf into thr jokerr
November 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Stuck on the bus suffering an ibs attack 🙃
November 20, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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[sword swallowing class]

me: (struggling to swallow sword)

instructor: try turning it the long way
October 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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fuck mr burns but ahoy hoy kinda goes as a greeting
October 26, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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ME: I'm going to live in the woods

ALSO ME: [needs 17 pillows carefully placed around the bed AND a fan blowing or I can't fall asleep]
October 26, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Really happy to hear the occasional whoop from my sports stan neighbors aww ^_^
October 26, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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I have zero interest in seeing or hearing anything generated by AI. Just kick me in the nuts instead.
October 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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just got the latest bluesky update wtf
October 24, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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Despite asking for oat milk, the coffee I ordered definitely had cows milk in it…here we go again
October 21, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Washing down a cup of mayonnaise with another cup of mayonnaise.
October 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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October 21, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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They should make a wine that's bright pink like Pepto Bismol. And it should taste like chalk and help if you have diarrhea. I know what you're thinking, "sounds like you're just drinking Pepto Bismol out of a wine glass". But what you couldn't possibly know is, I also cut it with vodka.
October 20, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Walmart should really put signs up how am I supposed to know that I’m not allowed to try condoms on in there.
October 22, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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October 19, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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October 17, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I deleted my art twitter and plan to boot my priv as well so I hope this place is ready for me
October 18, 2024 at 12:09 AM
This recipe fucking slaps its one of my faves

www.recipesthatcrock.com/crock-pot-cr...
October 17, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Hi
October 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM