Mercenary Bastard
@drivethrupmc.bsky.social
#RealShitters only or I steal something out your fridge
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How it feels to rock a piss two 6-packs deep on your way to number three
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
How it feels to rock a piss two 6-packs deep on your way to number three
Paid day off for Thanksgiving because my job (in house teacher for child soldiers off shore of country America dislikes) said so and as such today I rest as all warriors of my clan do: standing in my kitchen jerking off to buzzfeed articles until my cum hurts on the way out
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Paid day off for Thanksgiving because my job (in house teacher for child soldiers off shore of country America dislikes) said so and as such today I rest as all warriors of my clan do: standing in my kitchen jerking off to buzzfeed articles until my cum hurts on the way out
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Found a pair of collapsible sunglasses with the Elite Beat Agents logo on them.
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Found a pair of collapsible sunglasses with the Elite Beat Agents logo on them.
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happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
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me and boo do this thing where she meticulously picks the most anodyne and unlikely characters on the roster and i have to come up with a narrative throughout the fight. its called Declan Ball Z. last time babidi fought jiren trunks & hirudegarn to buy time for nappa to complete the Giant Storm
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
me and boo do this thing where she meticulously picks the most anodyne and unlikely characters on the roster and i have to come up with a narrative throughout the fight. its called Declan Ball Z. last time babidi fought jiren trunks & hirudegarn to buy time for nappa to complete the Giant Storm
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pumping gas in through the chimney and popping keebler elves with a little squirrel gun as they stumble out the front door
August 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
pumping gas in through the chimney and popping keebler elves with a little squirrel gun as they stumble out the front door
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Whee
'Ape Escape 2'
PlayStation 2
'Ape Escape 2'
PlayStation 2
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Whee
'Ape Escape 2'
PlayStation 2
'Ape Escape 2'
PlayStation 2
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Smoking pot on my toilet happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Smoking pot on my toilet happy thanksgiving
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nothing livens up a room like a big unexpected gun
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
nothing livens up a room like a big unexpected gun
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You... awful man. I hope you die very soon.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You... awful man. I hope you die very soon.
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
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November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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going into office buildings and panhandling to people in their cubicles
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
going into office buildings and panhandling to people in their cubicles
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LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
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me, sagely: you know this is all fucking bullshit right?
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
me, sagely: you know this is all fucking bullshit right?
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God, the men and women you put on this planet to no-life Medic in MVM are level 500 Mercys
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
God, the men and women you put on this planet to no-life Medic in MVM are level 500 Mercys
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I masturbate UNDER the covers because you never know when some ho with a crystal ball is watching
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I masturbate UNDER the covers because you never know when some ho with a crystal ball is watching
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What's up guys, it's your boy Lunchmeat and I'm coming at you today for no reason
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What's up guys, it's your boy Lunchmeat and I'm coming at you today for no reason