astrobastard
@astrobastard.bsky.social
The Unrest From The Midwest
70% of my body is source engine games
aspiring k-mart radio dj
70% of my body is source engine games
aspiring k-mart radio dj
Pinned
bonequest hi-fi bootlegs #001
[ #104: ordinary deck of cards ]
bonequest.com/104
whet the palate, wet the bed
[ #104: ordinary deck of cards ]
bonequest.com/104
whet the palate, wet the bed
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Recession indicator. Tomorrow they're gonna tell you the best way to fix the suspenders on the big barrel you're wearing instead of clothes
"Never eating instant ramen any other way again," said a reader who tried this simple recipe. nyti.ms/4oVswSM
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Recession indicator. Tomorrow they're gonna tell you the best way to fix the suspenders on the big barrel you're wearing instead of clothes
Comfortably stuffed, wine drunk, fresh out of a hot shower, soon to be plopped in front of my space heater to fart around for an evening. Happy goddamn Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Comfortably stuffed, wine drunk, fresh out of a hot shower, soon to be plopped in front of my space heater to fart around for an evening. Happy goddamn Thanksgiving
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Found a pair of collapsible sunglasses with the Elite Beat Agents logo on them.
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Found a pair of collapsible sunglasses with the Elite Beat Agents logo on them.
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Watching the 1995 Mystery Science Theater Turkey Day with the original commercials…
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Watching the 1995 Mystery Science Theater Turkey Day with the original commercials…
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SPYRO 2 - Autumn Plains 🍂 manifesting a low-drama thanksgiving for fellow countryfolk! lots of things I am thankful for despite the Pervasive Doom
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
SPYRO 2 - Autumn Plains 🍂 manifesting a low-drama thanksgiving for fellow countryfolk! lots of things I am thankful for despite the Pervasive Doom
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Smoking pot on my toilet happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Smoking pot on my toilet happy thanksgiving
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When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When will Harbor Freight start carrying melee weapons?
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Toad is Freaking the Fuck Out
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Toad is Freaking the Fuck Out
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An #ialwaysmusic for a legendary one
George Michael - Fastlove (Official Video)
YouTube video by georgemichaelVEVO
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
An #ialwaysmusic for a legendary one
Working retail in a poorly managed location is awesome because you'll have a relatively simple job that is constantly obstructed and any time you go on break you walk past an office where a handful of people who get paid more than you are all working on the "square peg, square hole problem"
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Working retail in a poorly managed location is awesome because you'll have a relatively simple job that is constantly obstructed and any time you go on break you walk past an office where a handful of people who get paid more than you are all working on the "square peg, square hole problem"
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Whee
'Ape Escape 2'
PlayStation 2
'Ape Escape 2'
PlayStation 2
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Whee
'Ape Escape 2'
PlayStation 2
'Ape Escape 2'
PlayStation 2
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Madden NFL Strategist '94 🏈
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Madden NFL Strategist '94 🏈
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you know i'll get mine
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
you know i'll get mine
One sensible chuckle-ass joke from Hades that's always worked on me is Charon having a rewards program. It's just a really good gag
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
One sensible chuckle-ass joke from Hades that's always worked on me is Charon having a rewards program. It's just a really good gag
Kind of a hilarious spread but I'm dead serious
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Kind of a hilarious spread but I'm dead serious
God, the men and women you put on this planet to no-life Medic in MVM are level 500 Mercys
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
God, the men and women you put on this planet to no-life Medic in MVM are level 500 Mercys
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Some Really Annoying Shit Involving Many Cubes
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Some Really Annoying Shit Involving Many Cubes
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Midwest sober is when you drink every day until you can’t see straight but you don’t swear
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Midwest sober is when you drink every day until you can’t see straight but you don’t swear
Mannheim Steam Roll Her and afterwards we need some Fresh Aire
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Mannheim Steam Roll Her and afterwards we need some Fresh Aire