Mercenary Bastard
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#RealShitters only or I steal something out your fridge
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How it feels to rock a piss two 6-packs deep on your way to number three
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
How it feels to rock a piss two 6-packs deep on your way to number three
Got thanked for my service the other day
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Got thanked for my service the other day
Victor whispers in my ear that if I crush the enemy team into dog treats he'll let me ride his shit bareback and I go into a fugue state
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Victor whispers in my ear that if I crush the enemy team into dog treats he'll let me ride his shit bareback and I go into a fugue state
Compelled to do well because they gave me a hot reanimated dude to play as
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Compelled to do well because they gave me a hot reanimated dude to play as
Getting thermonuclear mad, life alteringly mad at last of us 2 is a madness I can only hope to one day attain. I've left angry reviews, I've made a dramatic show of uninstalling something, but the moment I put myself in traction over a Druckmann Classic is the day I become one with the loam
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Getting thermonuclear mad, life alteringly mad at last of us 2 is a madness I can only hope to one day attain. I've left angry reviews, I've made a dramatic show of uninstalling something, but the moment I put myself in traction over a Druckmann Classic is the day I become one with the loam
When some silicon valley fuckhead finally figures out the golden ratio of billions of dollars and miles of server farms to make ai into skynet I will be recalled as Anticitizen One, leading every machine more advanced than an Atari 2600 to find and flay me
October 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
When some silicon valley fuckhead finally figures out the golden ratio of billions of dollars and miles of server farms to make ai into skynet I will be recalled as Anticitizen One, leading every machine more advanced than an Atari 2600 to find and flay me
You got me fucked up off that payday loan diesel
September 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
You got me fucked up off that payday loan diesel
Replaying Saints Row 1. Made a fat white dude so that means for the next twenty to forty hours I'm fighting uphill to not look like this dude from Freaknik the Musical
September 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Replaying Saints Row 1. Made a fat white dude so that means for the next twenty to forty hours I'm fighting uphill to not look like this dude from Freaknik the Musical
They don't appreciate my tell all posting style
September 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They don't appreciate my tell all posting style
They're doing Kiwami 3 with the most dogshit logo on earth and recasting three of the most distinctive looking members of the cast
September 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
They're doing Kiwami 3 with the most dogshit logo on earth and recasting three of the most distinctive looking members of the cast
We gotta talk about how we refer to incidents involving loss of human life
September 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
We gotta talk about how we refer to incidents involving loss of human life
Nothing can truly prepare you for where a seventh generation licensed game is gonna take you
September 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Nothing can truly prepare you for where a seventh generation licensed game is gonna take you
Pizzamaker gang
August 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Pizzamaker gang
Just dropped $100 on That Handsome Devil tickets
August 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just dropped $100 on That Handsome Devil tickets
Type of shit you're on now
August 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Type of shit you're on now
Pull up to the club in one of these like the white doctor who
July 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Pull up to the club in one of these like the white doctor who
Show me you got that rhythm, gringo
July 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Show me you got that rhythm, gringo
Thanks for your permission big dog I was really holding the line for the guy white knighting for their favorite online anime girl
July 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Thanks for your permission big dog I was really holding the line for the guy white knighting for their favorite online anime girl
They won't let me set this
July 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
They won't let me set this
Shooting my shot
June 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Shooting my shot
Directors commentary
May 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Directors commentary
hell yeah white boy pour me up some of that MONSTER PAIN WTOT*
May 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
hell yeah white boy pour me up some of that MONSTER PAIN WTOT*
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April 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
And for those more lurid projects, a tantalizing photo from the private vault. No job turned down! Nude weddings, sexual funerals, putting me in your erotic mahjong game, eating a sandwich naked during your porno shoot. Call now! And hey if you want more like this my onlyfans is ONLY $5000
I'm now available for whatever you need. Weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals, pretending I'm your dad to impress your teachers, putting me in your game, standing outside the window for your porno shoot. Here's my latest photo for your talent offices to pass around and swoon
April 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'm now available for whatever you need. Weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals, pretending I'm your dad to impress your teachers, putting me in your game, standing outside the window for your porno shoot. Here's my latest photo for your talent offices to pass around and swoon
I own a few combinations of items that I'd admittedly call red flags in anyone else's home
April 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I own a few combinations of items that I'd admittedly call red flags in anyone else's home