gbarz
@gbarz.bsky.social
I’d do ungodly things for a diet root beer
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gbarz
@gbarz.bsky.social
· Oct 22
bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
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goon ice cream is crazy
December 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
goon ice cream is crazy
goon ice cream is crazy
December 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
goon ice cream is crazy
i went and bought a christmas tree today the worker asked if i was going to put it up myself i told him no i’m putting it in the living room
December 11, 2024 at 8:06 PM
i went and bought a christmas tree today the worker asked if i was going to put it up myself i told him no i’m putting it in the living room
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guys i relapsed 😔
I got caught fucking the thanksgiving turkey one time and all the sudden I’m the turkey fucker for life not fair we all make mistakes.
November 28, 2024 at 4:12 PM
guys i relapsed 😔
I somehow have already eaten 750 calories of sugar cookies I’m cooked
November 28, 2024 at 5:15 PM
I somehow have already eaten 750 calories of sugar cookies I’m cooked
guys i relapsed 😔
I got caught fucking the thanksgiving turkey one time and all the sudden I’m the turkey fucker for life not fair we all make mistakes.
November 28, 2024 at 4:12 PM
guys i relapsed 😔
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*beavers see running water*
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
November 23, 2024 at 7:25 PM
*beavers see running water*
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
*beavers see running water*
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
November 23, 2024 at 7:25 PM
*beavers see running water*
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
fuck my morning skinny goes hard
November 23, 2024 at 6:44 PM
fuck my morning skinny goes hard
I skeeted one political thing during election night and someone put me on a list about accounts that post too much political content lmao
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I skeeted one political thing during election night and someone put me on a list about accounts that post too much political content lmao
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can’t believe they merged together
November 18, 2024 at 7:03 PM
can’t believe they merged together
can’t believe they merged together
November 18, 2024 at 7:03 PM
can’t believe they merged together
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can we talk about how kid rock looks nothing like adult rock
November 16, 2024 at 9:16 PM
can we talk about how kid rock looks nothing like adult rock
can we talk about how kid rock looks nothing like adult rock
November 16, 2024 at 9:16 PM
can we talk about how kid rock looks nothing like adult rock
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i just drank fifteen 5 hour energies this means i will have energy for over three days i did the math.
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 PM
i just drank fifteen 5 hour energies this means i will have energy for over three days i did the math.
i just drank fifteen 5 hour energies this means i will have energy for over three days i did the math.
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 PM
i just drank fifteen 5 hour energies this means i will have energy for over three days i did the math.
I want to be rich enough where I shop online from high to low
November 16, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I want to be rich enough where I shop online from high to low
why the fuck would we leave it to a beaver
November 16, 2024 at 6:09 PM
why the fuck would we leave it to a beaver