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@koyaaniskeetsi.bsky.social
Oh, hello…
Come, sit with me, my fellow traveler.
Let’s sit together
and watch the stars die.
We only get so much time, don’t we?
Ah, there was still more I wanted to do...
How unlucky to have been born
at the end of the universe.
Come, sit with me, my fellow traveler.
Let’s sit together
and watch the stars die.
We only get so much time, don’t we?
Ah, there was still more I wanted to do...
How unlucky to have been born
at the end of the universe.
reddit ad precisely tailored to annoy me
December 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
reddit ad precisely tailored to annoy me
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“it is illegal for you not to like me”
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“it is illegal for you not to like me”
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The Beths Have Yourself A Merry Christmas somehow includes both but it ends on muddle through, which is correct
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Beths Have Yourself A Merry Christmas somehow includes both but it ends on muddle through, which is correct
prosecuting ICE is the moderate position
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
prosecuting ICE is the moderate position
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
this is my first christmas after deleting spotify and it turns out I don't actually have a lot of christmas music on my phone. my christmas playlist is just "fairytale of new york" and the beths's "have yourself a merry little christmas" on repeat. tbh i'm not mad about it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this is my first christmas after deleting spotify and it turns out I don't actually have a lot of christmas music on my phone. my christmas playlist is just "fairytale of new york" and the beths's "have yourself a merry little christmas" on repeat. tbh i'm not mad about it.
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these “christian nationalists” aren’t afraid enough of hell
ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
these “christian nationalists” aren’t afraid enough of hell
i forgot how much the fallout tv show does not seem to understand fallout
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i forgot how much the fallout tv show does not seem to understand fallout
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1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.
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This piece by @jamellebouie.net is so good: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/o...
Opinion | The Man Who Rules the Country Presides Over Nothing
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
This piece by @jamellebouie.net is so good: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/o...
I deeply believe people are responsible for the harm they bring directly into the world. I do not understand how each DOGE administrator is not constantly wracked with the most miserable guilt of all time.
NEW: After freezing billions in U.S. foreign aid and putting countless lives at risk around the world, Trump administration officials in Washington celebrated with a sheet cake.
By @annamaria.bsky.social & Brett Murphy, photos by @peterdicampo.bsky.social
By @annamaria.bsky.social & Brett Murphy, photos by @peterdicampo.bsky.social
Trump Officials Celebrated With Cake After Slashing Aid. Then People Died of Cholera.
Behind closed doors in Washington, top advisers made a series of decisions that had devastating repercussions for the poorest country on earth. We went to South Sudan and found people who died as a re...
www.propublica.org
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I deeply believe people are responsible for the harm they bring directly into the world. I do not understand how each DOGE administrator is not constantly wracked with the most miserable guilt of all time.
death of the author?? uhhhh what about if the author is still alive???? idiot.
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
death of the author?? uhhhh what about if the author is still alive???? idiot.
prosecuting ICE is the moderate position
NEW: A new congressional investigation prompted by ProPublica reporting has found that, contrary to the Trump administration’s claims, immigration agents have frequently detained and mistreated U.S. citizens.
By @nicolefoy.bsky.social
By @nicolefoy.bsky.social
Immigration Agents Have Often Grabbed and Mistreated Citizens, Congressional Investigators Find
Prompted by ProPublica’s reporting, an investigation by Senate Democrats documented the experiences of nearly two dozen citizens wrongly detained by immigration agents, contradicting the Trump adminis...
www.propublica.org
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
prosecuting ICE is the moderate position
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
strangely inspirational
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Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face
February 8, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face
okay for this skeet to work you need to know that Nuzzi is pronounced "Noot-see", that there's a character in the Starkid production "Starship" named "Tootsie Noodles", and also I guess generally how spoonerism work.
*ahem*
"Nuzzi, toodles!"
*ahem*
"Nuzzi, toodles!"
Vanity Fair Is Reviewing Its Ties to Olivia Nuzzi
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
okay for this skeet to work you need to know that Nuzzi is pronounced "Noot-see", that there's a character in the Starkid production "Starship" named "Tootsie Noodles", and also I guess generally how spoonerism work.
*ahem*
"Nuzzi, toodles!"
*ahem*
"Nuzzi, toodles!"
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SOME PIG (derogatory).
Charlotte arrests rising, protesters detained in Border Patrol Day 2. Department of Homeland Security said it’s “surging resources” for “Operation Charlotte’s Web.” Border Patrol says 81 people arrested Saturday. (Via Desiree Mathurin & Mary Ramsey) www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/a... #ncpol
Live updates: Charlotte arrests rising, protesters detained in Border Patrol Day 2
Homeland Security said it was “surging resources” for “Operation Charlotte’s Web” but didn’t say how long agents would remain in Charlotte.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
SOME PIG (derogatory).
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The White House is objectively and demonstrably pro-sex trafficking
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The White House is objectively and demonstrably pro-sex trafficking
operator: it exploded! the core exploded!
dyatlov-GPT: It is important to note that RBMK reactors do not explode. Therefore, the core did not explode and there is no graphite on the ground.
dyatlov-GPT: It is important to note that RBMK reactors do not explode. Therefore, the core did not explode and there is no graphite on the ground.
Problem: AI needs massive amounts of power to thrive. Nuclear makes lots of power. Nuclear takes a long long time to do safely.
Proposed solution that I'm sure will have no unpleasant consequences: Use AI to speed up the construction of new nuclear plants.
Proposed solution that I'm sure will have no unpleasant consequences: Use AI to speed up the construction of new nuclear plants.
Power Companies Are Using AI To Build Nuclear Power Plants
Tech companies are betting big on nuclear energy to meet AIs massive power demands and they're using that AI to speed up the construction of new nuclear power plants.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
operator: it exploded! the core exploded!
dyatlov-GPT: It is important to note that RBMK reactors do not explode. Therefore, the core did not explode and there is no graphite on the ground.
dyatlov-GPT: It is important to note that RBMK reactors do not explode. Therefore, the core did not explode and there is no graphite on the ground.
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can’t really express the level of contempt i have for what is just a form of solipsism. “the things that annoy me are the only things that exist and also the worst things imaginable”
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
can’t really express the level of contempt i have for what is just a form of solipsism. “the things that annoy me are the only things that exist and also the worst things imaginable”
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i can't express how fast and hard i clicked on this and how little i was surprised to see @adamserwer.bsky.social's byline atop this banger
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i can't express how fast and hard i clicked on this and how little i was surprised to see @adamserwer.bsky.social's byline atop this banger
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...