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bransonreese.bsky.social
Swan Boy sitting on a huge hair dryer melting some ICE goons. The text says DESTROY ICE. Maybe not my subtlest piece.
January 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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ambignostic.bsky.social
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it] mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it] DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently] mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage] DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf] DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch] mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car] DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue] mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over] DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine] DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11] mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it] DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint] mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door] DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape] mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over] DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent] mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string] DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud] mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter] DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying] mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose] DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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ianmacewan.bsky.social
Simple: if you use/promote/share AI I'll stop following you forever. I won't look back to see that you fucked up and decided to join the human race again. You knew it all along and you'll never ever be able to pretend you weren't actively trying to get away with something hoping no one would notice
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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itsquinns.bsky.social
New Quinns Quest review is a boxed RPG special! 📦✨

I dunno folks, I think running RPGs out of 400 page hardback books might be dumb and bad
Quinns Quest Reviews: The Boxed RPG Special!
YouTube video by Quinns Quest
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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anthonymoser.com
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
koboldsatemybaby.bsky.social
I fell in love with The Show the first time I saw it and I've always wanted to either play it or MC it.
lumpley.bsky.social lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · Nov 17
In 2016, the Apocalypse World 2nd Ed campaign ended at $149,681. We'd like to beat that!

At $149,682, we'll get with the original authors and update three classic playbooks:
• The Faceless by Bret Gillan
• The News by Josh Savoie
• The Show by Elliot Baker
Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
www.kickstarter.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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megueyb.bsky.social
Here We GO! Come along, my dearies!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
www.kickstarter.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...
The rules Iwas fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. A total bloodbath. The referee would have stepped in by now but they had knocked him out with a steel chair. The only others watching were either fascists themselves or the people trying to fight fascism with the power of love and kindness and they weren’t having a great go of it either. I kept trying to explain in between haymakers that we were better than this and on top of that it wasn’t likely to be ruled on favorably as far as the courts. None of it helped. I was on my knees now bleeding profusely from the mouth and nose. It spilled out of me onto the snow in a pattern that if you sort of squinted at it from the right vantage looked like a cartoon heart. See that I pointed. Look how beautiful the world can be I tried to say through my broken teeth. Alright well now he was pulling out a gun. I didn’t think we were allowed do that.
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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catbus.phd
running for president in '28, my entire campaign is just two posters, one picturing prominent members of the current administration beneath the banner headline "PRISON", and another of all the leading techbros beneath the banner headline 'WE WILL TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY'
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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megueyb.bsky.social
T minus 11. An #ApocalypseWorldBurnedOver thread. In case you were wondering what we're cooking up in #AW3rd edition.
This is the stack of playbooks we're preparing for the AWBO kickstarter coming up on Nov. 3. All four sheets have the short-form descriptions, like: THE HARRIER We are the fire in the ashes of the world. We are the claws that rake the earth. We are the screaming machines that tear the roads to ruts and shake the ruined buildings. We are the furious horde of the not yet dead. When you play the Harrier, you have a dangerous and skilled, but chaotic, combat gang. The full text shown is in the thread.
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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ani-obsessive.bsky.social
From: The Dream of a Ridiculous Man (1992), dir. Alexander Petrov, Sverdlovsk Film Studio
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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libbycwatson.com
honestly so chilling to receive a no-subject email from burger king
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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megueyb.bsky.social
Tis the season! The spooky season. Murderous Ghosts is a great one-shot for 2 to 20 players. You're a resourceful urban explorer, lost in a haunted building. Can you find your way out before the ghosts find you? Outlook uncertain!
lumpley.itch.io/murderous-gh...
Murderous Ghosts by Meguey & Vincent Baker, et al
A roleplaying party game for Hallowe'en or horror fans.
lumpley.itch.io
October 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
going to hang out with this dude this weekend not sure about his whole situation but everyone else is acting like its no big deal so im just going to try to stay cool
sensory homunculus model
September 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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lukeknox.me
quality technique, my guy
August 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
The Sand down Clown, All colors Sam

He freaks me out! What the heck was he?!?!?!

Why did he eat a berry with his eyehole?!?!
August 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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sjmillerart.com
CIRCADIAN // 19 pages // 2023 // #horror #comics

He hasn’t slept in weeks. Every night, a visitor demands his attention at the bedroom door.

read below ⤵️
August 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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jessefarrar.com
these new popsicles are great man. people are gonna love cooling off with these. oh. one thing though. can you make all the flavors alive and pick one of them to be an orphan. thanks
July 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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ahjohnson.bsky.social
In the past month NYT has published 32 articles that mention Mamdani and “globalize the intifada", 13 that mention Israel's fake "aid" agency that's killed 800+, 5 on Israel's starvation campaign and two that mention, in passing, child amputees in Gaza. I argue this is makes no sense and is depraved
Child Amputees, Aid Massacres, Mass Starvation—the Israeli War Crimes NYT Covers Less than Mamdani and 'Globalize the Intifada'
Theoretical, third order, speculative violence must be condemned while actual, real world mass violence, that actually exists in reality, is seen as normal and unworthy of sustained coverage.
www.columnblog.com
July 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
I was raised around Iranian families. They were and are my friends, my loved ones, members of my family. They're just like me. They're just like you. What we're doing to the people of Iran is sick and evil, a defilement of human dignity and an insult to peace, joy, and life itself.
June 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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badbucket.bsky.social
don’t let them in. fuck ice. fuck fascists
a black and white illustration of 4 ICE agents standing at the other side of an open door. They are silhouetted except for their glowing eyes and bared teeth. The text reads “our dire investigations had led us here. danger is everywhere - it is best to comply. may we enter?”
June 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
See if you and your friends can solve my riddle!
An old man was close to death when he was visited by a genie who offered him eternal life in exchange for one year of his life. The old man chuckled quietly to himself, for he had less than a year to live. "Sure thing!" he said. The genie turned him into a stone with a heartbeat and a brain. The man tried to scream but found that he had no mouth. He had thousands of nerve endings which were all set to maximum pain and hated it most of all when it rained. Was the genie out of line here? Depends on who you ask. The genie was tried in a genie court of law for this and found to be innocent, though.
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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itsquinns.bsky.social
Quinns Quest Season 2 is NOW LIVE!

We start with a double feature reviewing Delta Green, purely so I can go *straight* into a review Impossible Landscapes, one of the best campaigns ever made. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx_y...
May 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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antlervel.vet
Every US election is like “in order to win this precious swing-state seat, the Dems need to rally behind Girl Hitler.” When you express dissatisfaction with electing a Hitler, Dems crow “do you not want to win, you stupid child?” Girl Hitler then wins and votes along GOP party lines 100% of the time
May 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM