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She/her. Old and tired
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It's wild that he's just straight up saying we're in charge now, we want the oil, there's no talk of transitioning to Venezuelan control or elections, and other countries are being openly threatened and the majority of western leaders are like "hold on, let him cook"
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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I beg Americans to imagine an EU strike force -- stop laughing! -- abducts Trump only, and the next day Brussels is talking about how JD Vance will have to comply and an A350 full of CEOs from windmill, non-GMO cheese, and metric ruler firms is headed for Manhattan to discuss terms
And there ya have it…

Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
www.wsj.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Jesus fucking christ
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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For the record, "I'm not that upset because Maduro was bad" is the culmination of a decades long propagandizing against Venezuela. That attitude is exactly what they want.
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I’m sure people will want to blame Ford or Ontario or whatever but let’s be real, a goose could look at him the wrong way and we’d be in the same position
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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That's the thing about this swing to involuntary care: people can't get voluntary care. People who are incarcerated can't get care. Where are the resources to support involuntary care suddenly going to come from?
B.C. prisoners with complex mental illness aren’t getting necessary treatment: Review Board’s annual report. Outgoing chair’s scathing intro included this: “In my view, these shortages put the safety of the public and the rights of individuals at risk” www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/briti... #bcpoli
B.C. prisoners with complex mental illness aren’t getting necessary treatment, report says
British Columbia Review Board chair Brenda Edwards says chronic underfunding has brought the forensic health care system to a breaking point
www.theglobeandmail.com
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Jesus Christ.

A standing ovation — from Liberals too — for Charlie Kirk in the Canadian House of Commons.

You can (and should) oppose political violence without doing all this, you know.
September 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Prime Minister Mark Carney announces that Canada will recognize the state of Palestine at the 80th Session of the United Nations General Assembly in September.

Carney says this move comes amid Israeli settlement building in the West Bank and its relentless war on Gaza.
July 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I put all the Heritage Minutes in chronological order by event so you don't have to. 🇨🇦

(I was looking for this and couldn't find it, so it became a weird hobby. It genuinely may be of interest only to me.)

www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
The history of Canada in Heritage Minutes - YouTube
Heritage Minutes in chronological order by event
www.youtube.com
June 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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This is coming a day after we learned the Indian government was likely planning to assassinate the head of a major political party in Canada. Grotesque and pathetic move by the Carney government.
June 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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unless I can buy "guaranteed won't get detained and sent to a concentration camp" vouchers for me and a few million other people that's a no for me dog
Seattle, feeling the pinch from lack of Canadian tourism with border crossings down 50%, have started a tourism campaign where local restaurants/hotels take Canadian dollars at par this weekend for the annual Jays-Mariners series
May 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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a fitting farewell to a pope who i think did not live up to his promise, and who we will measure by his great hopes for a church that failed to rise to the calls he sounded. he might have done great things, and instead was stonewalled by a church that chose old shadows and persisting irrelevance.
The final honor guard for Pope Francis included migrants, prisoners, transgender people, the homeless and others selected by the Vicariate of Rome as a symbol of the late pope’s mission of inclusion and outreach.

Read more from the funeral: wapo.st/3YdDGqM
April 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
April 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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It's interesting that a central Poilievre campaign promise is now "I would override the charter of rights and freedoms" www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Poilievre says he'd pass a law that overrides a Charter right. That would be a first for a PM | CBC News
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre announced a politically groundbreaking promise to become the first prime minister to invoke the notwithstanding clause.
www.cbc.ca
April 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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They made Quebec support the idea of Canada u guys fucked up so bad
americans what the fuck did you do to the bloc quebecois
March 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Old enough to remember the American government telling us Saddam had WMD labs the last time they wanted to gin up a fake reason to invade a country.
Kevin Hassett suggests Canadian authorities are covering up major fentanyl operations: "I can tell you that in the situation room I've seen photographs of fentanyl labs in Canada that the law enforcement folks were leaving alone. Canada's got a big drug problem."
March 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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we're full of Escobar's snow hippos
Peter Navarro: “Canada has been taken over by Mexican cartels”

Big if true
March 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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when a nazi dies
January 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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there's an entire ecosystem of male podcasters on gear wearing tight t-shirts and telling people the key to being a masculine is eating liver pills. meanwhile the actual perfect man is just this screengrab of Lee Pace from The Fall
January 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically
Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically
They just… blocked me. Like I’m some kind of annoyance, rather than the iconoclastic and fascinating truth-teller which I know myself to be.
www.thebeaverton.com
November 22, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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This is a genuinely lovely and heartbreaking story that is worth your time.
November 22, 2024 at 4:03 AM