Ketzi, Cryptid Queen of Cats in the Evil Tiara
@kitrona.bsky.social
40-something Jewish psych grad. AuDHD, EDS zebra. She/her. An amalgamation of randomness. 💖 @shulabramble.bsky.social
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We're at the Paranormal Cirque and the staff keep trying to scare us. I'm refusing and being cheerful at them and I think it frustrates them.
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We're at the Paranormal Cirque and the staff keep trying to scare us. I'm refusing and being cheerful at them and I think it frustrates them.
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Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
Every game designer parent I know bans Roblox for their kids
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Waiting at the optometrist and there's a dude not using earbuds. I asked him to turn it down, and he didn't even look at me, just covered his ears for a minute. Mind, this guy is older and, based on his loud conversation with his daughter, successful.
What a weird reaction. And it's still loud.
What a weird reaction. And it's still loud.
September 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Waiting at the optometrist and there's a dude not using earbuds. I asked him to turn it down, and he didn't even look at me, just covered his ears for a minute. Mind, this guy is older and, based on his loud conversation with his daughter, successful.
What a weird reaction. And it's still loud.
What a weird reaction. And it's still loud.
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He said give him a call.😂
September 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He said give him a call.😂
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TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble
September 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble
1. Super Bingus
2. Tender Loaf
3. Crime Bean
4. Le Squishe
5. Load-bearing Tater
6. Royal Softling
7. Electric Spiceweasel
8. Pantaloosian
9. Tammy
10. Dinky Porch Pebble
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Someone let me out! Now I'm part of the parade.
July 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Someone let me out! Now I'm part of the parade.
I think half an hour is long enough to wait. Time to take a chance.
July 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I think half an hour is long enough to wait. Time to take a chance.
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Without Hulk Hogan, Peter Thiel would not have been so effective in media-suppression
Without Peter Thiel, we wouldn't know today's Musk or JDV
Without Musk, we wouldn't have DOGE (and would still have Park Service, State Dept, NIH, etc)
So we note Hulk Hogan's passing, as we might Roy Cohn's.
Without Peter Thiel, we wouldn't know today's Musk or JDV
Without Musk, we wouldn't have DOGE (and would still have Park Service, State Dept, NIH, etc)
So we note Hulk Hogan's passing, as we might Roy Cohn's.
Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
July 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Without Hulk Hogan, Peter Thiel would not have been so effective in media-suppression
Without Peter Thiel, we wouldn't know today's Musk or JDV
Without Musk, we wouldn't have DOGE (and would still have Park Service, State Dept, NIH, etc)
So we note Hulk Hogan's passing, as we might Roy Cohn's.
Without Peter Thiel, we wouldn't know today's Musk or JDV
Without Musk, we wouldn't have DOGE (and would still have Park Service, State Dept, NIH, etc)
So we note Hulk Hogan's passing, as we might Roy Cohn's.
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i want to note that the christofascist attack on "porn" isn't actually an attempt to make the internet or the world child safe in any real way. these people abuse the fuck out of children and oppose sex education largely because it makes children able to identify and name that abuse
July 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i want to note that the christofascist attack on "porn" isn't actually an attempt to make the internet or the world child safe in any real way. these people abuse the fuck out of children and oppose sex education largely because it makes children able to identify and name that abuse
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Don't hate the playa hate the game
July 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don't hate the playa hate the game
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wanted to link this in my OP b4 but hadn't pinned it- great🧵 from Bilbo Yaga about how and why to add alt text💖
bsky.app/profile/bilb...
bsky.app/profile/bilb...
starting to weed out ppl who don't add alt text from my follows, which saddens me bc they're always someone who is sharing some quality thoughts/info and who comes across as caring about socjustice
but
if you're fine to leave out visionimpaired ppl on SM then im fine to stop watching u do it.
but
if you're fine to leave out visionimpaired ppl on SM then im fine to stop watching u do it.
July 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
wanted to link this in my OP b4 but hadn't pinned it- great🧵 from Bilbo Yaga about how and why to add alt text💖
bsky.app/profile/bilb...
bsky.app/profile/bilb...
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Maybe we could find out.
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Collective Shout, the group that took credit for bullying Mastercard into recently censoring more platforms, stated that apparently it took them ~1000 phonecalls to convince them to give them what they wanted?
We got like way more people than that don't we?
We got like way more people than that don't we?
ok then. one angle of attack then needs to be actively bombarding Visa and Mastercard's phone numbers and emails.
are customer support phone numbers/emails the best avenue to start with or is there a better option?
are customer support phone numbers/emails the best avenue to start with or is there a better option?
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Maybe we could find out.
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Stuck in the hospital parking deck because apparently there's a parade happening behind me.
July 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Stuck in the hospital parking deck because apparently there's a parade happening behind me.
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have you seen the yellow sign?
July 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
have you seen the yellow sign?
Def a David Lynch way to wake up.
July 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Hey, who wants something nice?
So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
May 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hey, who wants something nice?
So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
On the way to do errands, we're at a light behind an SUV and a guy on a Harley, wearing an Iron Horseman vest, and we hear the original "Can't Hurry Love" blaring. Turns out it's from the Harley guy, and that just made me smile on a rough day.
March 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
On the way to do errands, we're at a light behind an SUV and a guy on a Harley, wearing an Iron Horseman vest, and we hear the original "Can't Hurry Love" blaring. Turns out it's from the Harley guy, and that just made me smile on a rough day.
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You beat fascism by making common cause with everyone who is not a fascist and not a collaborator, but that second part is critical. It’s a non-ideological coalition in which we don’t have to agree about anything except the need to fight.
March 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You beat fascism by making common cause with everyone who is not a fascist and not a collaborator, but that second part is critical. It’s a non-ideological coalition in which we don’t have to agree about anything except the need to fight.
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THIS IS INCREDIBLE! Cohen Children’s Medical Center has confirmed that it has successfully ELIMINATED sickle cell disease from Sebastien Beauzile, using the groundbreaking genetic treatment Lyfgenia. He has made HISTORY by becoming the FIRST in New York to be CURED of sickle cell anemia! 🧪🧵⬇️
March 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
THIS IS INCREDIBLE! Cohen Children’s Medical Center has confirmed that it has successfully ELIMINATED sickle cell disease from Sebastien Beauzile, using the groundbreaking genetic treatment Lyfgenia. He has made HISTORY by becoming the FIRST in New York to be CURED of sickle cell anemia! 🧪🧵⬇️
Teeth are extracted with the help of drugs and music and sheer cussed stubbornness
March 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Teeth are extracted with the help of drugs and music and sheer cussed stubbornness
Took another dose of meds, bottom is done
March 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Took another dose of meds, bottom is done
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Good to revisit this piece from 2020.
When #disabled people refuse offers of abled help, no matter how we phrase or tone it, abled people often either ignore us and do the thing regardless, or turn from “nice” to hostile on a dime. Don’t be that abled person. It sucks.
When #disabled people refuse offers of abled help, no matter how we phrase or tone it, abled people often either ignore us and do the thing regardless, or turn from “nice” to hostile on a dime. Don’t be that abled person. It sucks.
Please take a couple of minutes to read this piece.
It's important.
"We have ignored the perspectives, stories & voices of disabled people for so long that their actual needs, feelings and experiences are hardly acknowledged."
It's important.
"We have ignored the perspectives, stories & voices of disabled people for so long that their actual needs, feelings and experiences are hardly acknowledged."
I've Been Paralyzed Since I Was 3. Here's Why Kindness Toward Disabled People Is More Complicated Than You Think
Editors Note: This is a boldly honest look at how people with paralysis have to deal with "overly kind" (well-meaning) offers of help. It's a uniquely
facingdisability.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Good to revisit this piece from 2020.
When #disabled people refuse offers of abled help, no matter how we phrase or tone it, abled people often either ignore us and do the thing regardless, or turn from “nice” to hostile on a dime. Don’t be that abled person. It sucks.
When #disabled people refuse offers of abled help, no matter how we phrase or tone it, abled people often either ignore us and do the thing regardless, or turn from “nice” to hostile on a dime. Don’t be that abled person. It sucks.
At the dentist far too early for a procedure that's far too much. On the bright side, they gave me (low dose and limited) drugs and I have a plushie, so I'll be OK.
(Her name is Blair and she's a large blue bear. She went to the hospital with me so she's well qualified to be a support bear.)
(Her name is Blair and she's a large blue bear. She went to the hospital with me so she's well qualified to be a support bear.)
March 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
At the dentist far too early for a procedure that's far too much. On the bright side, they gave me (low dose and limited) drugs and I have a plushie, so I'll be OK.
(Her name is Blair and she's a large blue bear. She went to the hospital with me so she's well qualified to be a support bear.)
(Her name is Blair and she's a large blue bear. She went to the hospital with me so she's well qualified to be a support bear.)