🪩 Kiri 🪩
@kirio.bsky.social
Witch by day, vampire by night. | I write about sports sometimes. | she/her
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🗣️🗣️🗣️ TRANSPHOBES DON’T KNOW BALL
August 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
🗣️🗣️🗣️ TRANSPHOBES DON’T KNOW BALL
Good news, between the weather and the music scene, Seattle is a great place to experience angst. The business leaders will be just fine.
Seattle’s new progressive mayor has business leaders on alert. We look at what they’re watching as Wilson prepares for her new role. And statewide, the Attorney General is weighing a major shift to public-records rules. Here’s what you need to know. #waleg #seattle
Business angst about a progressive Seattle mayor
Keeping the people's records public, a child care bump and a bad look for a lawmaker.
washingtonobserver.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Good news, between the weather and the music scene, Seattle is a great place to experience angst. The business leaders will be just fine.
Seattle Storm design some merch that isn't horrendous challenge.
Difficulty: impossible, apparently
Difficulty: impossible, apparently
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Seattle Storm design some merch that isn't horrendous challenge.
Difficulty: impossible, apparently
Difficulty: impossible, apparently
I've been kicked out of churches and parks so I'm sure I could get myself kicked out of a bar without too much effort.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I've been kicked out of churches and parks so I'm sure I could get myself kicked out of a bar without too much effort.
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there was an entire fandom devoted to counting down the days until the olsen twins were “legal” and it started before they were teenagers
I want people to understand that in my youth, a youth that happened somewhere between the youth of Epstein, Trump, Maxwell, ex-Prince Andrew, et al & that of their victims, the term "jail bait" was framed as a compliment.
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
there was an entire fandom devoted to counting down the days until the olsen twins were “legal” and it started before they were teenagers
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Boomers making six seven jokes in work meetings means we're almost done with that one right?
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Boomers making six seven jokes in work meetings means we're almost done with that one right?
Jets special teams absolutely refusing to keep the defense off the field. Selfish.
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Jets special teams absolutely refusing to keep the defense off the field. Selfish.
Finding out Dave Roberts is an Alabama fan is one of the few legitimate reasons I can imagine for hating the Dodgers.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Finding out Dave Roberts is an Alabama fan is one of the few legitimate reasons I can imagine for hating the Dodgers.
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Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
The gate next to mine has a southwest flight to Columbus with continuing service to Orlando and what do y'all suppose the small talk is like between those two groups of passengers?
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The gate next to mine has a southwest flight to Columbus with continuing service to Orlando and what do y'all suppose the small talk is like between those two groups of passengers?
If anyone needs me, don't. I'll be comatosed on my flight home.
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If anyone needs me, don't. I'll be comatosed on my flight home.
Headlines from Spring Training are dropping early this year
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Headlines from Spring Training are dropping early this year
Charles Winchester too
Dean Winchester would’ve loved the Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Charles Winchester too
Just overhead someone saying they chose to attend Boise State because of the blue football field...
Imagine paying out of state tuition for a community college education all because of the smurf turf. Absolutely could not be me.
Imagine paying out of state tuition for a community college education all because of the smurf turf. Absolutely could not be me.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Just overhead someone saying they chose to attend Boise State because of the blue football field...
Imagine paying out of state tuition for a community college education all because of the smurf turf. Absolutely could not be me.
Imagine paying out of state tuition for a community college education all because of the smurf turf. Absolutely could not be me.
Exchanged a "go birds" at the Grace Hopper jobs fair earlier. Philadelphia sports are everywhere. Resistance, futile.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Exchanged a "go birds" at the Grace Hopper jobs fair earlier. Philadelphia sports are everywhere. Resistance, futile.
The only way to terrorize someone with a sandwich involves putting ketchup on a hotdog amirite
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The only way to terrorize someone with a sandwich involves putting ketchup on a hotdog amirite
Get on board we're pirating entire seasons of Frasier again
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Get on board we're pirating entire seasons of Frasier again
I've been offline all day and I'm feeling very horse_ebooks rn
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I've been offline all day and I'm feeling very horse_ebooks rn
*stares in person with a flight home on Friday*
US Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is expected to announce a 10% reduction in scheduled flights at 40 major high-traffic airports starting on Friday.
This shutdown is about to start biting into the economy.
This shutdown is about to start biting into the economy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
*stares in person with a flight home on Friday*
Buddy, you forgot that the Four Seasons is a hotel, not a landscaping company.
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Buddy, you forgot that the Four Seasons is a hotel, not a landscaping company.
Would have been dead last on my list of baseball players who might be able to do the worm
I need @gatodejazz.bsky.social to see this Frederique gone wild footage
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Would have been dead last on my list of baseball players who might be able to do the worm
Grace Hopper is pushing real hard to get folks to post on social about their experience, but all they're getting from me is some grumbling about how a conference for women should probably have more bathrooms.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Grace Hopper is pushing real hard to get folks to post on social about their experience, but all they're getting from me is some grumbling about how a conference for women should probably have more bathrooms.
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what about bringing it around town
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
what about bringing it around town
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enumclaw’s offensive line comes out in a hog trailer (not a horse trailer, never a horse trailer)
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
enumclaw’s offensive line comes out in a hog trailer (not a horse trailer, never a horse trailer)