🪩 Kiri 🪩
@kirio.bsky.social
Witch by day, vampire by night. | I write about sports sometimes. | she/her
Jets special teams absolutely refusing to keep the defense off the field. Selfish.
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Jets special teams absolutely refusing to keep the defense off the field. Selfish.
Finding out Dave Roberts is an Alabama fan is one of the few legitimate reasons I can imagine for hating the Dodgers.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Finding out Dave Roberts is an Alabama fan is one of the few legitimate reasons I can imagine for hating the Dodgers.
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Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
The gate next to mine has a southwest flight to Columbus with continuing service to Orlando and what do y'all suppose the small talk is like between those two groups of passengers?
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The gate next to mine has a southwest flight to Columbus with continuing service to Orlando and what do y'all suppose the small talk is like between those two groups of passengers?
If anyone needs me, don't. I'll be comatosed on my flight home.
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If anyone needs me, don't. I'll be comatosed on my flight home.
Headlines from Spring Training are dropping early this year
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Headlines from Spring Training are dropping early this year
Charles Winchester too
Dean Winchester would’ve loved the Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Charles Winchester too
Just overhead someone saying they chose to attend Boise State because of the blue football field...
Imagine paying out of state tuition for a community college education all because of the smurf turf. Absolutely could not be me.
Imagine paying out of state tuition for a community college education all because of the smurf turf. Absolutely could not be me.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Just overhead someone saying they chose to attend Boise State because of the blue football field...
Imagine paying out of state tuition for a community college education all because of the smurf turf. Absolutely could not be me.
Imagine paying out of state tuition for a community college education all because of the smurf turf. Absolutely could not be me.
Exchanged a "go birds" at the Grace Hopper jobs fair earlier. Philadelphia sports are everywhere. Resistance, futile.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Exchanged a "go birds" at the Grace Hopper jobs fair earlier. Philadelphia sports are everywhere. Resistance, futile.
The only way to terrorize someone with a sandwich involves putting ketchup on a hotdog amirite
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The only way to terrorize someone with a sandwich involves putting ketchup on a hotdog amirite
Get on board we're pirating entire seasons of Frasier again
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Get on board we're pirating entire seasons of Frasier again
I've been offline all day and I'm feeling very horse_ebooks rn
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I've been offline all day and I'm feeling very horse_ebooks rn
*stares in person with a flight home on Friday*
US Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy is expected to announce a 10% reduction in scheduled flights at 40 major high-traffic airports starting on Friday.
This shutdown is about to start biting into the economy.
This shutdown is about to start biting into the economy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
*stares in person with a flight home on Friday*
Buddy, you forgot that the Four Seasons is a hotel, not a landscaping company.
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Buddy, you forgot that the Four Seasons is a hotel, not a landscaping company.
Would have been dead last on my list of baseball players who might be able to do the worm
I need @gatodejazz.bsky.social to see this Frederique gone wild footage
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Would have been dead last on my list of baseball players who might be able to do the worm
Grace Hopper is pushing real hard to get folks to post on social about their experience, but all they're getting from me is some grumbling about how a conference for women should probably have more bathrooms.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Grace Hopper is pushing real hard to get folks to post on social about their experience, but all they're getting from me is some grumbling about how a conference for women should probably have more bathrooms.
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what about bringing it around town
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
what about bringing it around town
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enumclaw’s offensive line comes out in a hog trailer (not a horse trailer, never a horse trailer)
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
enumclaw’s offensive line comes out in a hog trailer (not a horse trailer, never a horse trailer)
Got real Dudes Rock pilot on my flight to Chicago this morning.
"Weather over there's gonna be some high clouds. Big whoop."
Just alpha'd the heck out of those clouds.
"Weather over there's gonna be some high clouds. Big whoop."
Just alpha'd the heck out of those clouds.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Got real Dudes Rock pilot on my flight to Chicago this morning.
"Weather over there's gonna be some high clouds. Big whoop."
Just alpha'd the heck out of those clouds.
"Weather over there's gonna be some high clouds. Big whoop."
Just alpha'd the heck out of those clouds.
Lookit my large adult sons
November 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Lookit my large adult sons
Really didn't think I had it today, but sometimes there's enough sitting in reserve to coast on through
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Really didn't think I had it today, but sometimes there's enough sitting in reserve to coast on through
Let Billie Jean King hoist the trophy you cowards
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Let Billie Jean King hoist the trophy you cowards
No rooting interest and yet, here I am, in the kitchen, looking for something to stress eat.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
No rooting interest and yet, here I am, in the kitchen, looking for something to stress eat.
"Alejandro Kirks are real and I'm going to cook one!"
- Eric Adams watching the World Series, probably
- Eric Adams watching the World Series, probably
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Alejandro Kirks are real and I'm going to cook one!"
- Eric Adams watching the World Series, probably
- Eric Adams watching the World Series, probably