🪩 Kiri 🪩
@kirio.bsky.social
Witch by day, vampire by night. | I write about sports sometimes. | she/her
This is why you should never bet on college sports
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
This is why you should never bet on college sports
[unintelligible screaming]
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
[unintelligible screaming]
I'm still surprised by how stressed I get watching games where I don't have a rooting interest
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I'm still surprised by how stressed I get watching games where I don't have a rooting interest
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you’ve gotta see this one 🤯
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
you’ve gotta see this one 🤯
I finally figured out my general distaste for Marina Mabrey.
It's the way she oscillates between trash-talking bully and tantrum-throwing whiner.
Constantly trying to play the tough guy (gender neutral) and the victim creates noxious levels of cognitive dissonance that I cannot abide.
It's the way she oscillates between trash-talking bully and tantrum-throwing whiner.
Constantly trying to play the tough guy (gender neutral) and the victim creates noxious levels of cognitive dissonance that I cannot abide.
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I finally figured out my general distaste for Marina Mabrey.
It's the way she oscillates between trash-talking bully and tantrum-throwing whiner.
Constantly trying to play the tough guy (gender neutral) and the victim creates noxious levels of cognitive dissonance that I cannot abide.
It's the way she oscillates between trash-talking bully and tantrum-throwing whiner.
Constantly trying to play the tough guy (gender neutral) and the victim creates noxious levels of cognitive dissonance that I cannot abide.
Since when are we doing 77¢ Viagra ads during primetime?
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Since when are we doing 77¢ Viagra ads during primetime?
Cut myself with a spoon. Like legitimately drew blood.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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😅
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Cut myself with a spoon. Like legitimately drew blood.
The most underrated part of the Eagles throwbacks is getting that font in the end zones.
January 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The most underrated part of the Eagles throwbacks is getting that font in the end zones.
Every time we have to chase my mom's cat away from the Christmas tree she hits this pose.
January 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Every time we have to chase my mom's cat away from the Christmas tree she hits this pose.
Yeah, semi charmed life was a weird choice, but they also could have played jumper, so....
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Yeah, semi charmed life was a weird choice, but they also could have played jumper, so....
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Atticus Sappington v. Stone Harrington sounds like a bare knuckle boxing match from 1853, rather than the starting kickers in this year’s Orange Bowl.
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Atticus Sappington v. Stone Harrington sounds like a bare knuckle boxing match from 1853, rather than the starting kickers in this year’s Orange Bowl.
Wait is Kermit from Mississippi? Is that where the swamp in the Rainbow Connection video is?
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Wait is Kermit from Mississippi? Is that where the swamp in the Rainbow Connection video is?
More like Lee (about to) Hunt (you down)
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
More like Lee (about to) Hunt (you down)
I ain't taking the screenshot. Mine is potato. Forever and always.
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I ain't taking the screenshot. Mine is potato. Forever and always.
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Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Happy New Year
Very confusing to reflect on 2025 and acknowledge that it was very good for me personally and absolutely horrific for humanity as a whole.
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Very confusing to reflect on 2025 and acknowledge that it was very good for me personally and absolutely horrific for humanity as a whole.
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College Football is the best and dumbest (complimentary) sport.
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
College Football is the best and dumbest (complimentary) sport.
Gonna take the wrong lesson from this and wish all my friends a happy new anus this year
New Year’s Day is coming, so here is your friendly reminder:
Feliz año nuevo: Happy New Year
Feliz ano nuevo: Happy new anus
Double check those scheduled posts!
Feliz año nuevo: Happy New Year
Feliz ano nuevo: Happy new anus
Double check those scheduled posts!
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Gonna take the wrong lesson from this and wish all my friends a happy new anus this year
"People are stealing money from kids and we can't keep letting them get away with it. Stealing money from kids is OUR job."
BREAKING
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"People are stealing money from kids and we can't keep letting them get away with it. Stealing money from kids is OUR job."
I have Derrick Henry on my team and I would like to tell my opponent in the title game, from the very bottom of my heart: sorry, not sorry.
RIP anyone who’s playing against Derrick Henry in fantasy this week
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I have Derrick Henry on my team and I would like to tell my opponent in the title game, from the very bottom of my heart: sorry, not sorry.
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Derrick Henry treating Carrington Valentine like mascots usually treat the kids, just shoved him out of the way
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Derrick Henry treating Carrington Valentine like mascots usually treat the kids, just shoved him out of the way
The phrase "hot knife through butter" was created to describe Derrick Henry.
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The phrase "hot knife through butter" was created to describe Derrick Henry.
A white man's skin should not be the same shade as that leather jacket.
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A white man's skin should not be the same shade as that leather jacket.