Kimmie C
@kimmiec.bsky.social
Hobo puncher
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Is this thing still on?
January 24, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Is this thing still on?
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We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.
November 25, 2023 at 4:46 PM
We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.
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"Ok, Boomer", but I'm just agreeing with my dog
November 19, 2023 at 11:22 PM
"Ok, Boomer", but I'm just agreeing with my dog
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Following some independent research, I recommend only operating heavy machinery while on Benadryl.
November 12, 2023 at 1:06 PM
Following some independent research, I recommend only operating heavy machinery while on Benadryl.
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How much could it cost, $20? It's one asparagus, Michael.
November 11, 2023 at 10:32 PM
How much could it cost, $20? It's one asparagus, Michael.
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Don't go, Jason Waterfalls 😢
November 9, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls 😢
So. We're still doing this thing over here, I see.
November 8, 2023 at 9:42 PM
So. We're still doing this thing over here, I see.
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According to my spam box I'm a constant winner.
November 8, 2023 at 7:35 AM
According to my spam box I'm a constant winner.
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Why is doing nothing so addicting?
November 8, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Why is doing nothing so addicting?
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I’ll be fighting for my life in an Arby’s bathroom, yelling shit like, “Unhand me, Demon!”
November 8, 2023 at 8:15 PM
I’ll be fighting for my life in an Arby’s bathroom, yelling shit like, “Unhand me, Demon!”
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Jesus: Is THIS your card?
Me: No
Jesus: Check your pockets
Me, visibly wet leaking through my pocket:
Did you just turn my card into wine?
Me: No
Jesus: Check your pockets
Me, visibly wet leaking through my pocket:
Did you just turn my card into wine?
November 8, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Jesus: Is THIS your card?
Me: No
Jesus: Check your pockets
Me, visibly wet leaking through my pocket:
Did you just turn my card into wine?
Me: No
Jesus: Check your pockets
Me, visibly wet leaking through my pocket:
Did you just turn my card into wine?
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Folks, I'm beginning to think that maybe we're NOT "better than this".
November 6, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Folks, I'm beginning to think that maybe we're NOT "better than this".
@redhandfish.bsky.social I brought the people to you since you left us
November 7, 2023 at 9:22 PM
@redhandfish.bsky.social I brought the people to you since you left us
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It's about fucking time!
- People with clock fetishes
- People with clock fetishes
November 7, 2023 at 2:14 AM
It's about fucking time!
- People with clock fetishes
- People with clock fetishes
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Filters need to do more. I want to look like I have a happy marriage and will retire early
November 2, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Filters need to do more. I want to look like I have a happy marriage and will retire early
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I'm neither a lover nor a fighter... I'm a snacker
October 9, 2023 at 1:28 AM
I'm neither a lover nor a fighter... I'm a snacker
OnlyFans but it's just me 🥺
November 4, 2023 at 6:20 AM
OnlyFans but it's just me 🥺