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still a bunch of teeny tiny lizards in the shape of a person.
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People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Rider down, I repeat rider down
October 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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proof nelly furtado really is like a bird: thread
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Going to start a substack devoted entirely to just complaining about how much barn style sliding doors on hotel room bathrooms have ruined the experience of traveling
April 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Cloture sounds like it should mean the sex organ on an owl or something
March 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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We finally have some west coast shows and if you come out you'll probably be like wow these guys are old but they look like they're still having a pretty good time. Tickets here eve6.com/shows
March 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Pretty cool that a band can post a link to their stuff on here and since the site isn't owned by the number one most insecure billionaire people actually see it
March 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Stop dumping shit on dave matthews about that one incident that happened years ago
March 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Some singers' speaking voices sound completely different than their singing voices which is fine but a thing I appreciate about the everclear guy is there's zero daylight between the two. He can be talking about where to go for lunch and it's like bro are you singing one of your b sides rn
April 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Shoutout to the elderly fella who winked and gave me finger guns as I walked in to get a mammogram
April 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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well, actually, schrödinger is the name of the doctor not the meownster.
April 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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imagine not being able to use your imagination.

wrong
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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(barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen after all the science on poison detection has been deleted by the government)
I actually love cooking your meals, don’t come in here.
March 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Sex AND candy? IN THIS ECONOMY?!
March 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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A club where you sit in silence and untangle necklaces
August 22, 2023 at 12:58 PM
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ME: *rolls down window* good morning, beautiful

OFFICER: license and registration, please.
March 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Booing the nurse while she checks my vitals.
March 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I don't understand hugs. You can just affectionately squeeze the breath out of me, and I'm supposed to pretend it isn't combat? What's in between me and kicking your ass? Nothing, you are so close to my face why are you so close to my face
December 22, 2023 at 12:48 AM
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Most assuredly my last words
March 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Might be trouble over at the neighbors
March 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM