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Did ye, aye?
Just heard what may have been a Pearl Jam christmas song and shat myself so hard my bones fell out
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
BREAKING: 13-act rock opera named "Donald J Trump Is A Massive Unrepentant Pedophile" found unredacted in the Epstein Files.

This follows the discovery of similarly themed poems, sonnets, odes, plays, symphonies, raps, watercolour paintings, sculptures, sitcom scripts, tapestries and indie games
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Sony’s Japanese MiniDisc ads with Jamiroquai
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The GUN DEBATE with NICK HELM:
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Preposterous game, COME ON YANITED
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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chatgpt is divorced
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You Do, Under Some Circumstances, "Gotta Hand It To Them"
I've always said the Taliban are a great bunch of lads
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Honk if you love honkin
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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this lives in my head rent free. whenever a character is knocked down in a ttrpg i just think "right on their pronis"
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Tearing up at this beautiful Large Adult Son story 🥹
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
UP THA FUCKIN KNEECAP
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
We've got an all-timer on r/bald
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The Forum Boy
October 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM
"Oh no, my whims!"

[what I say when something doesn't go according to my whims]
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Observe the machine
Weremczuk Agromachines Felix/Z apple harvester.
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Taken a small vial of poison into work in case anyone asks me to do anything whatsoever
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Personally I find it weird than candidates are prohibited from running for US president unless Bill Clinton has fucked their mouth
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
If these emails show as anything, it's that's rich people are the dumbest cunts on the planet and just get where they are by shouting "MORE" at their underlings with less shame than normal humans can stand.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM