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Kid Bodacious
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Honk!
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a xmas song that tells everyone to shut
the fuck up
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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what if johnny depp was the tooth fairy
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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(me on stage, gently strumming and tuning my acoustic guitar)

"Anyway, here's Ghostbusters."
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Okay I’ll come out for a drink but I’m not going to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a

Me three drinks in:
August 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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this mf would have loved klarna
August 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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ORSON WELLES: key LIME kettle CORN.... chocolate COATED gummy bears.... guacaSALSA.... the identity of this Joseph and the demons he trades with I can only guess

TRADER JOES CASHIER: so... do you want me to put them back or wh

ORSON WELLES: *merrily* NOT on your life my good man, NOT on your LIFE!
July 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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It's deadly simple to open a can of biscuits. How are these things not just constantly exploding in transit? It must be like driving the truck from Sorcerer with that stuff on board
June 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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put a slice of havarti in the CD player. thought i’d give the mates a laugh. played the most beautiful song i’d ever heard
June 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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acab includes sting but not andy summers and steward copeland
May 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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What light through yonder window breaks? It is the boys, and they are back in town
August 23, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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people will make fun of ancient civilization for consulting oracles and cutting up livers to tell the future and then type “what is the meaning of life?” into ChatGPT
May 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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guess who has three hands and just got fired from the morgue
October 19, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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Inventing a new, more powerful AI that will boost productivity by monitoring for any dialog box that says 'Check out our new AI features!' and closing it immediately.
March 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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him (a man of wealth and taste): please allow me to introduce myself.

me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
May 6, 2023 at 1:54 AM