The Loch Kess Monster
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She/they gamer geek 🏳️⚧️😸
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Dragons do not sit in “cuck chairs”. Quadrupeds cannot fit in chairs. Now, you two get started while I find the most comfortable position to take on my awe-inspiring cuck plinth.
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Dragons do not sit in “cuck chairs”. Quadrupeds cannot fit in chairs. Now, you two get started while I find the most comfortable position to take on my awe-inspiring cuck plinth.
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Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall want to fuck me and despair!
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall want to fuck me and despair!
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Long sword maiden.
The sword is also wide but that is irrelevant.
The sword is also wide but that is irrelevant.
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Long sword maiden.
The sword is also wide but that is irrelevant.
The sword is also wide but that is irrelevant.
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The Iconic Knuckles & Shadow Episode
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The Iconic Knuckles & Shadow Episode
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“why did you put so many red stickers on my plane!?”
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“why did you put so many red stickers on my plane!?”
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the very old raven
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the very old raven
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Scenes from dnd this week
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Scenes from dnd this week
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Good advice for guns, and honestly for life generally:
Fuck brand loyalty.
We have the internet.
If you need something, there are almost always like eight other stores eager for your dollars, some of them will even take less of your money just to get some of it.
Shop around. You owe shops nothing.
Fuck brand loyalty.
We have the internet.
If you need something, there are almost always like eight other stores eager for your dollars, some of them will even take less of your money just to get some of it.
Shop around. You owe shops nothing.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Good advice for guns, and honestly for life generally:
Fuck brand loyalty.
We have the internet.
If you need something, there are almost always like eight other stores eager for your dollars, some of them will even take less of your money just to get some of it.
Shop around. You owe shops nothing.
Fuck brand loyalty.
We have the internet.
If you need something, there are almost always like eight other stores eager for your dollars, some of them will even take less of your money just to get some of it.
Shop around. You owe shops nothing.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, you'll feel better."
Man grabs him by hair and rips off mask. "Old man Pagliacci?!"
Doctor says "That's right! And I would've gotten away w
Man grabs him by hair and rips off mask. "Old man Pagliacci?!"
Doctor says "That's right! And I would've gotten away w
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, you'll feel better."
Man grabs him by hair and rips off mask. "Old man Pagliacci?!"
Doctor says "That's right! And I would've gotten away w
Man grabs him by hair and rips off mask. "Old man Pagliacci?!"
Doctor says "That's right! And I would've gotten away w
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Classic piece of Discordian thought I always remember when theory strays too far from anything actionable.
My take on it below:
My take on it below:
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Classic piece of Discordian thought I always remember when theory strays too far from anything actionable.
My take on it below:
My take on it below:
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NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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I'm not a believer in the antichrist but if he WAS real calling himself Mr. Beast would be a power move. Just saying.
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm not a believer in the antichrist but if he WAS real calling himself Mr. Beast would be a power move. Just saying.
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DEPLOY THE BOY
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
DEPLOY THE BOY
Imagine A-Rod's ex has a kid with one of the aliens that killed him
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Imagine A-Rod's ex has a kid with one of the aliens that killed him
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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Some people didn't grow up playing video games about fighting fascism with the occasional recurring boss fight against a pervert octopus, and it shows.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Some people didn't grow up playing video games about fighting fascism with the occasional recurring boss fight against a pervert octopus, and it shows.
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he sees all
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
he sees all
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you have the dancing plague
bleeding feet, won’t see middle age
dancing plague
reasons for it are still opaque
oh yeah
bleeding feet, won’t see middle age
dancing plague
reasons for it are still opaque
oh yeah
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
you have the dancing plague
bleeding feet, won’t see middle age
dancing plague
reasons for it are still opaque
oh yeah
bleeding feet, won’t see middle age
dancing plague
reasons for it are still opaque
oh yeah