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Read Beach WZRD and my many other eye-crimes on http://mcnostril.com

Or just give me bones so I may feast:
http://patreon.com/mcnostril
http://ko-fi.com/mcnostril

Wow there's so much space here for jokes. If only I could think of any.
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Time makes fools of us all.

Except the people who go on my shop and get Beach WZRD Chapter 4 (the longest chapter yet at 68 pages!).
Those people can read the whole thing RIGHT NOW, making a fool of time itself (while also being the most handsome and cool).

mcnostril.com/product/beac...
Well to be fair I am always annoyed about robots because instead of making cool walking robuts we have instead digitized the very concept of idiocy.
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Ah, Patreon very helpfully sends emails on "how to promote as an 18+ creator!" after their cretinous robot decides to recategorize your page as adult content based on ViBeS.

Yes I am still annoyed about the robot.
Picture only vaguely related.
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Something weird going on for sure. With my VPN set to the UK, it shows the message only for your page (random adult stuff from the store shows up fine) but only if I'm logged into my account.
In incognito it displays just fine.
February 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Groble week is over, but there was leftover scribble gerbl chaos in my pen.
February 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Zone greble scans for treasure.

#goblinweek
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Grable swoops in, for probable swashing and/or buckling purposes.

#goblinweek
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Visiting uncle Gerb at work.

#goblinweek
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Gobta gob fast
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 AM
The face of someone committing zero crimes.
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The fastest gerbl, Sonic the hedgegob.

#goblinweek
January 29, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Gobler knife merchant is not convinced you can afford their quality knives.

#goblinweek
January 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
This is the story of a man who hates drawing ellipses and the terrible choices he has made in life.
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Stick gabble stares off into space where maybe more, better sticks await.

#goblinweek
January 27, 2026 at 9:07 PM
it stalks the corners of the sketch page
January 27, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Gerbl week is a demanding time, proper nourishment is essential to make it through the week.

#goblinweek
January 26, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I knew of the week of grabble, but starting this week business on a sunday is unholy even for goblers.
January 26, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Apparently greble week starts on a sunday, a fact some gorbles learn at the last minute.

#goblinweek
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
oh no, it's the peakiest bloinder
January 24, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I'm watching peaky blinders but I can't be bothered to remember anyone's face, only that they go oi and say peaky bloinders a lot
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 AM
The lady or the tiger, but when the door opens a flaming car crashes through driven by none other than Jebediah Kerman, thrillmaster, who then marries the tiger in the other door.
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I just realized I am a hat away from being an old timey prospector.
January 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Yes, that is the terrible tragedy, once I've penciled twice I use all of my dexterity to ink it wrong anyway and end up inking twice.
At this point it's tradition and I am beholden to the old ways.

PS: Your speed is legendary.
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Tiny layout that cannot be cleaned #831
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I expect there's extra burrito time.
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Sometimes I wish I was one of those artists who can just draw a thing without having to draw it wrong several times first.
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 AM