At least people talk about that, as opposed to when we firebombed Tokyo...

That's kinda how it was with my dad. He was pretty slow about it, and he's still very conservative, but at least he's not hanging out with his old three-percenter buddies anymore. I still don't talk to him much just because he's still an asshole, though.

Honk

My guess here is that Pandora didn't realize that Ragnarok was responsible for the diamond as well as the werewolf curse. Granted, that hasn't been fully confirmed, but visions of an evil dragon when looking at someone created by a gem formed around a dragon scale are hard to explain otherwise.

Remember, it's always faster to switch to your Maxim gun than reload your 1911

Why am I reading that to the spooky scary skeletons tune?

I heard women like it when you're in touch with your feminine side, and I just kinda ran with it

As someone who grew up on Llamas with Hats, Salad Fingers, and Charlie the Unicorn, I know it's not my place to gainsay anyone in the younger generations who actually knows what Skibidi Toilet is about. Memes and brain rot are important to building culture, always have been.

Down with Donald, the wannabe king!
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing!

Also a union buster. This is the same president who declared that Air Traffic Controllers weren't allowed to go on strike because they were government employees. There's not a single thing that guy did as president that benefited anyone who wasn't rich and powerful.

Not sure about warlike, but it does have more than it's fair share of unhinged cults.

Classic piece of Discordian thought I always remember when theory strays too far from anything actionable.

My take on it below: