dan
kersplort.bsky.social
dan
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They built VR Doom for rats.

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Rats Play Doom
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December 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I have a silver family plan. It costs more than my rent. I live in NYC.
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?

R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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reminded of this classic from the GOAT @bransonreese.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I think a lot of bernard brothers want the freak out about Mamdani to be ideological but I think it’s 80% plain islamophobia.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you live in New York, to some degree you need to cheer for the big skyscrapers. You do not however, need to give it up for the cheesegrater at 432 Park.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Lots of those Hitlers stretch back to the early 1800s. Also, one of those Hitlers gave us an incredible rap name www.circlevilleherald.com/news/hitlers...
May 13, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Just saw a webform with a checkbox that reads “is useful”. You’re meant to uncheck the box if the form you’re filling out isn’t useful.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The Combat, 1939, by Leslie Gilbert Illingworth (1902–1979).
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Biblically accurate woke games development.
On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Got a treat.
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
People try to say that the MtG Spider Man set was prefigured to be bad, but think about it. We could be skullclamping Uncle Ben.
October 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just saw a listing for a 3 bedroom in NYC. The bedrooms were still in use in the photos. The uses? Bedroom, office with 3 walls of gundams, and finally 3d printer/spray station/guest bed covered with gundam boxes.
October 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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You should just be excited if someone you like decides to spend their time here. It’s nice. Warm welcomes help it happen.
October 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Did an interview with a boutiquey social network company but I’m pretty sure they were just doing it to engagement farm
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
ICE is getting used as an eviction squad for Wells Fargo.
southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.
Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children
Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.
southsideweekly.com
October 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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the vibes in dc this trip vs my book tour stop here 6 weeks ago are like night and day man. there are so few people on the streets! they want to turn this vibrant, special city into a gated community where merely walking on city streets is probable cause. they want to turn your city into a suburb
September 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It was pointed out to me that this color, unnatural as it is, is not even the color of Baja Blast.
BAJA BLAST PIE COMING TO TACO BELL IN NOVEMBER
September 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM