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A rat in some kind of gurney playing Doom on a wraparound screen.
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Ian McDermond playing Darth Sidious aka Emperor Palpatine.
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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If you live in New York, to some degree you need to cheer for the big skyscrapers. You do not however, need to give it up for the cheesegrater at 432 Park.
432 Park, a very tall but ugly building.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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A soyface character presenting a graph on his cellphone. A slightly upward red line runs through a circular cloud of dots.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Got a treat.
Sticker that reads “Halloween Voter 2025”
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Oh, he’s really lucky if he makes it to combat

cards.scryfall.io/large/front/...
The magic card skullclamp. Cost 1. Type artifact, subtype equipment. Rules text “Equipped creature gets +1/-1. When equipped creature is put into a graveyard, draw two cards. Equip cost 1”
October 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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A couple enters the room and gasp at a man in it. We the viewers can see in 3/4ths perspective cut out that the man’s skull is fully occupied by the rat controlling him.
August 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Frank Frazetta, painting shirtless in what appears to be his backyard. The painting features a barbarian and a woman in combat with some kind of gremlin. Behind him a woman is riding a threatv. She is wearing a bikini with a dagger on her waist, and, though blurry, seems to have a wizard staff in her hair.
July 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Marge Simpson standing, looking at a laptop on her kitchen table, clearly nervous.
July 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Hey, if it fits.
A lightning cable being inserted in a USB C cable.
June 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Performance workwear like the now defunct Parker-Dusseau and beta brand. 2010s dead end or coming back?
June 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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On that grind.
An etching of someone turning a grinder. Printed below: “My mill grinds Pepper and Spice. Your Mill grinds Rats, and Mice.”
April 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Trillions of dollars lost, but we got some sick 3D bear graphics out of it:
Graphic of a bronze bear bearing teeth at the screen over the text “market sell off”.
April 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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#egg
A post on the Rolex subreddit. It's titled "Got the call!!" with the subtitle "I know the design is not for everyone but I love it!" A hand is in front of a steering wheel of a BMW, holding a carton of 18 extra large cage free eggs. It isn't clear if the hand has a watch.
February 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I’m glad they’re asking the most important questions.
Helga tells us that they may or may not pave another parking lot sooner or later.
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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I’m on this app.
September 19, 2024 at 2:23 PM