dan
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dan
@kersplort.bsky.social
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December 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The tiny containment breaks between parenting forums and natalist forums are weird as hell. It’s like finding a board full of eating fans who only drink nutrient paste.
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Oof at those dates. “Managed investor expectations. Led cheesefinding workshops. Oversaw complex Human Resources operations.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The plan doesn’t pay out for bupkis either.
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If instead of reading AI as the existing thing on your computer you instead read it as magic beans to hook investors on sci fi nonsense it makes more sense. Like when people were talking about Dyson spheres for crypto.
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Sorry about your guidelines. Please show me an EDUCATIONAL film about what would HYPOTHETICALLY happen if daisy duck were to wire a bomb to a car’s ignition.“
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If there’s anything folklore tells us about “spirit names” or whatever the nomenclature, it’s probably the opposite of sharing it on main.
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Kind of underscores how beyond necessity a billion is. This guy didn’t even get that far and decided he’s well funded enough to kill death.
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Unions are explicitly political but they’ve been depolarized since Reagan. They’re organized groups that are up for grabs, not a loyalist bloc.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The d stands for “deez”
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A friend once compared grad school with a bad advisor to getting onto a Bluth style stair car. You think because you're at the airport a plane is going to show up. Usually you just end up at the top of the stair car in the middle of an empty runway.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Safety aside, I don’t see how it’s controversial for anyone, never mind a public figure, to directly respond to things said about them online. The point of this machine is that it goes both ways.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If you are any kind of “White but Ethnic” the disappearance of the east coast’s grape arbors should break your heart.
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM