Elizabeth Zelle
@kohizeri.bsky.social
Head of User Research @ Amazon Games | Making games since 2008 | Bethesda and Volition alum | Midwest is Best | Opinions expressed are my own | She/Her
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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That Ortiz and Clase reportedly received the EXACT same dollar amount from fixers — in 2025! — as Shoeless Joe Jackson and Lefty Williams did in 1919 is … completely absurd. And another reason why player salaries have very little to do with why these gambling scandals happen.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
That Ortiz and Clase reportedly received the EXACT same dollar amount from fixers — in 2025! — as Shoeless Joe Jackson and Lefty Williams did in 1919 is … completely absurd. And another reason why player salaries have very little to do with why these gambling scandals happen.
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
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Rockstar: "We cannot have a game featuring a Latina baddie as long as Republicans have unified control of government"
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Rockstar: "We cannot have a game featuring a Latina baddie as long as Republicans have unified control of government"
Do you hear that noise in the distance?
Its every single publisher lighting their go-to-market plans for next year on fire
Its every single publisher lighting their go-to-market plans for next year on fire
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Do you hear that noise in the distance?
Its every single publisher lighting their go-to-market plans for next year on fire
Its every single publisher lighting their go-to-market plans for next year on fire
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Everything about making video games is harder than you think.
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Everything about making video games is harder than you think.
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Change in Headline
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Change in Headline
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
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the 2028 democratic party is going to be 50% DSA and 50% CIA at this rate
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the 2028 democratic party is going to be 50% DSA and 50% CIA at this rate
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏
June 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏
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Reposted by Elizabeth Zelle
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
#sotd: Two Sheep and Two Goats Resting Together in a Field 🐑🐏🐐🐐 from @bpal.bsky.social
*sweet vetiver, bourbon vanilla, and wool*
It’s a scent for taking a walk through crunchy leaves on a chilly November day, bright blue sky above, wrapped in a cardigan.
#fragsky #perfumesky
*sweet vetiver, bourbon vanilla, and wool*
It’s a scent for taking a walk through crunchy leaves on a chilly November day, bright blue sky above, wrapped in a cardigan.
#fragsky #perfumesky
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
#sotd: Two Sheep and Two Goats Resting Together in a Field 🐑🐏🐐🐐 from @bpal.bsky.social
*sweet vetiver, bourbon vanilla, and wool*
It’s a scent for taking a walk through crunchy leaves on a chilly November day, bright blue sky above, wrapped in a cardigan.
#fragsky #perfumesky
*sweet vetiver, bourbon vanilla, and wool*
It’s a scent for taking a walk through crunchy leaves on a chilly November day, bright blue sky above, wrapped in a cardigan.
#fragsky #perfumesky
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"Do you recognize that sandwich?" is an *all time* cross examination question.
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" is an *all time* cross examination question.
The ‘dense bean salad’ trend on TikTok last year really hit for me. Basic formula is just beans + vinaigrette + cheese + veggies, store in fridge and snack all week. I’m partial to the ‘Italian Grinder’ flavor profile, but there are tons of ways to make it your own
www.thekitchn.com/italian-grin...
www.thekitchn.com/italian-grin...
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The ‘dense bean salad’ trend on TikTok last year really hit for me. Basic formula is just beans + vinaigrette + cheese + veggies, store in fridge and snack all week. I’m partial to the ‘Italian Grinder’ flavor profile, but there are tons of ways to make it your own
www.thekitchn.com/italian-grin...
www.thekitchn.com/italian-grin...