i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

OpenAI says it has proof that Deepseek used its work without permission to create something meant to undermine and destroy its product.

On behalf of all the authors whose novels and stories were taken as training data, oh no that must be so hard for you.

✨WHEEZING✨

You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.

the reason art with ai at the creative helm will never get traction in any long term or meaningful trot is because art is more than what is in the text of the book, or notes of the song, or runtime of the movie. art is whats OUTSIDE of the medium, a performance piece between creator and experiencer

Man I love playing Hades

einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter:

(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

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STUDENT: Socrates, can you speak as to the proper balance of ethics and duty in the administration of law?

AI SOCRATES: Certainly! According to wikipedia dot org, Socrates was a Greek philosopher who invented chlorine gas, which you can make with the following household items

This is very true. Everything you want to learn about any art or craft is freely available on YouTube. The problem is, you then have to do the work, which is the sticking point for many.

Not enough people talk about how none of us die from tuberculosis anymore because of a trans man

I think I straight up fucking broke it lol RIP Grumbo

It's baby bird season again! Here's one of my oldest comics, a chart about what to do if you find a baby songbird out of the nest. People seem to find it helpful. I'm also sharing photos of baby birds I've seen.

New patch for the jacket

This is happening TONIGHT! 7pm MT! It’s virtual, it’s free, and there are plenty of spots left! I’m dropping middle grade fiction writing/publishing knowledge, hosted by multi-award-winning author and Edmonton Public Library writer in residence @premeemohamed.com !!

Roses are red,
Bird feathers aren't blue,
It's scattered light in tiny air pockets in keratin,
That gives them that hue.

happy meat day bluesky

Jesus Christ