A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop?
producer: what the fuck
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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I can’t remember the last time USMNT played this well.
I can’t remember the last time USMNT played this well.
https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/
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Vincent: It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither, ain't even the same sport.
Vincent: Your wife let you give a lady friend that kinda hug?
Jules:
Vincent: 🤨
Jules: fuck you
Vincent: It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither, ain't even the same sport.
Vincent: Your wife let you give a lady friend that kinda hug?
Jules:
Vincent: 🤨
Jules: fuck you