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kenklee.bsky.social
@kenklee.bsky.social
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MA native living in the Florida Keys. Boston sports fan and all around righteous dude.
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Ironically for him, this tweet brought me a little happiness.
@elonmusk tweets that whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about, and even adds a sad face emoji.
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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In this Veteran’s opinion, using Alex Pretti’s murder as an opportunity to try and score political points is a really shameful thing for the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to do.
Doug Collins, letting the world know he’s still a dick.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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I expected this to be far cooler than it is.
A weather map highlights a portion of the Upper Midwest and Northern Plains regions where exceptionally low temperatures could cause some trees to explode. And by “explode” they mean “if the sap inside a tree freezes it rapidly expands, which could cause weak branches to crack or split, and when that happens it’s occasionally very loud.”
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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@mNateShyamalan: “i went to the drive thru before my shift. “one whobber meal,” i said. “sir this is a mcdonalds,” the cashier replied “also it isnt called that.” but i knew he hated me for being a cop. “you don’t know what its like to be me,” i sobbed “i have to drive a big shiny car that screams”
January 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Toby, tuxedo cat and fan of the Boston Bruins.
December 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Pretty exciting game too.
ESPN Analytics graphic showing the active win probability throughout the game, with a large spike towards New England coinciding with their 89-yard drive for the game winning touchdown.
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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My favorite @theonion.com article will forever be this gem from so far in the past it's not even in their archives.
Image of a Community Voices editorial published by the Onion titled "'My Work Is Largely Unappreciated' By a pylon." First published sometime prior to 1996 and included in Volume One of The Onion's Finest News Reporting
December 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi takes credit for Mark Sanford’s happiness.
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi, a female reporter who slept with one of her sources, wonders why Hollywood thinks female reporters sleep with their sources.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
Hot damn! It’s the Soggy Bottom Boys!
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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The first reply is quite popular.
The first reply to House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries’ Bluesky post chastising the Trump Administration is simply a picture of video game character Kirby cheerfully holding a small sign that says “YOU SUCK.” Also the reply has more than half as many likes as the original post.
September 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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A white nationalist stands in front of an ugly car with windows he previously thought were unbreakable.
September 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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The home plate ump’s strike zone tonight is something else.
“Ball one”
August 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I’m somewhere in the middle of this age group, and quite frankly hell no.
Upworthy makes a silly claim
August 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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A poorly drawn snake confesses to tossing its lunch.
August 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point
July 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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“My ‘I don’t look at pornography’ T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt”
Ryan Walters completely denies inappropriate images were displayed in his office during a meeting after every other attendee confirmed they all saw the images.
July 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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This is the first statement of this kind I’ve seen, and I’m betting it won’t be the last.
@gallego.senate.gov telling it like it is.
July 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Rejoice, for the worst people we know are all fighting.
July 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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A fake New York Times headline that reads: Mamdami’s Economic Message Failed to Move These Trump Voters In Rural Tennessee Diner
July 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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pro tip: you can basically travel anywhere in the world by using google maps.
Don’t exercise your mind, says this person with a silly name.
July 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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@dril: go ahead. keep screaming “Shut The Fuck Up “ at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
June 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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"Spaceballs, the Documentary!"
April 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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@MNateShyamalan: [preparing for my eugenics photoshoot] hey honey, where are my fucking dork glasses?
April 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM