kelshazam.bsky.social
@kelshazam.bsky.social
Confused in pdx. He/Him
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Just woke up to this news, need to be a little more awake to fully process it, but the people I worked with at Polygon are some of the most kind, insightful, and passionate people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. Support them wherever they end up. Also, fuck whoever made this decision.
Polygon Sold To Valnet And Hit With Mass Layoffs
One of the biggest gaming sites around was just blown up
kotaku.com
May 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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on fucking MAY DAY
May 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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By now you've probably heard the news: Polygon has been sold to Valnet and I, along with most of my wonderful colleagues, have been laid off.

That said, I'm now open to new opportunities! If you've enjoyed my work and would like to work together in any capacity, please feel to hit me up via my DMs!
a close up of a person 's face with a white coat
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a white coat
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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WELCOME BACK UNO FOR THE XBOX 360
April 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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"If America hasn't broken your heart, you haven't loved her enough."

Corey Booker, just now.
April 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
April 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I've said plenty about Booker in the past, but I'm in on this. For those people saying "this is performative bullshit" yes welcome to politics. But considering most of our leaders are capitulating, I'll take this kind of performance any day of the week
Senator Cory Booker is cooking about NATO more than 14 hours into his filibuster on the Senate floor.

Go Cory!!!!
April 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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It’s worth stating this simply: For literally anyone in the US Govt from 1945 to 2025, Signalgate would require an instant resignation—and a criminal investigation. It would be a matter of personal *honor* to resign. The fact Mike Waltz & Pete Hegseth are choosing to fight it out is a terrible omen.
March 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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They're using Signal, let's remember, to evade the public records act. This crew believes its domestic political opponents pose more of a threat to the United States than any of the many foreign powers that hate us, and are behaving accordingly.
Think of it less as a National security apparatus and more like a "foreign intelligence customer service."
This admin is just one massive counter intelligence and information security nightmare, huh?
March 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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March 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined
February 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Humanitarian Organizations Arrive In Philadelphia To Feed City’s Hungover Residents
theonion.com/humanit...
February 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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unfortunately for these folks the odds are that they aren’t going to go after violent criminals at all — too hard — and going to go exclusively over the easiest targets, which are law abiding workers
February 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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On the bright side, this excellent from the CA Dept of Education: "our offer is this: *nothing.*"
February 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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i got some padded biking undies and it looks like the intimate bits of a sex crazed baboon. i mean i hope it helps but i also hope no male baboons come to my apartment (the pic is a model, not me)
January 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I think some people hear “grants” and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service.

“Pausing” grants means people don’t eat.
White House pauses all federal grants, sparking confusion
The Trump administration has put a hold on all federal financial grants and loans, affecting tens of billions of dollars in payments.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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(touching hand to hidden earpiece) they got mantzoukas
What has 10 legs and is coming soon? Give up? It's the cast of Series 19!

#Taskmaster returns with Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin.
January 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Anita Bryant, gone too late
January 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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LA friends, if you’ve lost your home, I’m so sorry. In case it helps, here’s some stuff I wish I’d known:

1. Make detailed contemporaneous notes about every conversation you have with your insurance company.
January 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Shit
January 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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the sheer difference between how the government and oligarchy have reacted to this single murder versus the hundreds (thousands?) of dead children in mass shootings over the years is staggering
December 25, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Bah, humbug.
December 24, 2024 at 8:24 PM