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kelshazam.bsky.social
@kelshazam.bsky.social
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Confused in pdx. He/Him
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A photo of George Bush being told a second slap has hit a Chris
February 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Shit
Screenshot of the word "smackdown" - portending ruin for 2025 for me personally
January 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Bah, humbug.
Screenshot of bluesky muted words section with the phrase "the three spirits"
December 24, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Yeah, the Lake Oswego theater has OPINIONS
Photo of a theater marque reading "Not Getting the Taylor Swift movie because her music's not even good"
December 1, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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Image of three Peanuts characters, their eyes raised pleadingly, mouths agape in anguish, shouting "OH, NO!!!"
November 7, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from (whatever device you're using) without explanation.
Photo of a alpaca with a KILLER mullet
November 5, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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Screenshot from DanDaDan of a frog-like alien monster saying "please give us your 'banana' "
November 3, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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Repost with a banger picture of your cat.
November 2, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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Soon
Screenshot of text reading "my 3-month-old son is now TWICE as big as when he was born. He's on track to weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10"
October 31, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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Feel like pure shit, just want her back
Balatro VHS voucher, which allows you to reroll a boss blind one time per ante. VHS was a home media format introduced in 1976 that used spooled magnetic tape to carry analog audio and video signals. You could put a VHS tape into a racecar-shaped device to "fast rewind" it to either watch again or return to blockbuster. Blockbuster was a video rental store that was simultaneously better and worse than netflix. I will not elaborate
October 31, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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Photo of Werner Herzog staring directly into the camera, as if into the viewer's soul
October 29, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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October 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Smaller than this?
October 25, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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"I'm in this photo and I don't like it"
October 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM