Kelsey (Taylor's Version)
@kelseyforevermore.bsky.social
She/her • Episcopal youth minister • bi • swiftie since 2010 • loves books and cats. loves Jesus, tries not to be a jerk about it.
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Me explaining my job to people: "I'm a youth minister*"
*not the evil kind
*not the evil kind
SHE'S HERE AND SHE'S GORGEOUS I LOVE HER?!?!? SO SOFT AND COMFY
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SHE'S HERE AND SHE'S GORGEOUS I LOVE HER?!?!? SO SOFT AND COMFY
WHETHER WEATHER BE THE FROST
OR THE VIOLENCE OF THE DARK DAYS 🍂
OR THE VIOLENCE OF THE DARK DAYS 🍂
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
WHETHER WEATHER BE THE FROST
OR THE VIOLENCE OF THE DARK DAYS 🍂
OR THE VIOLENCE OF THE DARK DAYS 🍂
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
U can call me honey if u want bc I'm the one u want 😌😌😌
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
U can call me honey if u want bc I'm the one u want 😌😌😌
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My phone is doing all the same things from 2015 with only minimal benefits. The only reason we have to upgrade is increased software bloat.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My phone is doing all the same things from 2015 with only minimal benefits. The only reason we have to upgrade is increased software bloat.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
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Pilate:
is he dead yet? i've about had it with his bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Pilate:
Today in boxing class, my friend moved the trashcan for me to my spot in the back so that when I get sick mid-workout I don't have to cross anyone's zone. Truly to be loved is to be known. They see me coming and are like "oh we know"
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Today in boxing class, my friend moved the trashcan for me to my spot in the back so that when I get sick mid-workout I don't have to cross anyone's zone. Truly to be loved is to be known. They see me coming and are like "oh we know"
Today I couldn't find something I lost and I was the bravest girl in the world and searched thoroughly until I found it instead of waiting for my husband to come home and do it for me. Follow me for more tips on how to be a strong independent woman who has also been married since the dawn of time 😅
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Today I couldn't find something I lost and I was the bravest girl in the world and searched thoroughly until I found it instead of waiting for my husband to come home and do it for me. Follow me for more tips on how to be a strong independent woman who has also been married since the dawn of time 😅
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Fully obsessed over the idea of an evermore anniversary drop and I’m not gonna shut up about it until we get it now tbh. LET MY FAVORITE ALBUM HAVE ATTENTION.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Fully obsessed over the idea of an evermore anniversary drop and I’m not gonna shut up about it until we get it now tbh. LET MY FAVORITE ALBUM HAVE ATTENTION.
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A WHAT COLLECTION
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A WHAT COLLECTION
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fellas is it gay to be straight
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
fellas is it gay to be straight
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Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Once again the internet provides us with an immortal phrase that nobody will ever guess the context of.
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Just gotta say, there are a lot of Sundays to love, but Antifa Sunday is my fav.
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just gotta say, there are a lot of Sundays to love, but Antifa Sunday is my fav.
Genuinely it is so embarrassing to be a fan of this team 💀💀💀
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Genuinely it is so embarrassing to be a fan of this team 💀💀💀
Actually I just logged on and found all my eagles mutuals are in agony so maybe it's fine
We turned on the game and within thirty seconds I was yelling. This is why I can't watch football.
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Actually I just logged on and found all my eagles mutuals are in agony so maybe it's fine
We turned on the game and within thirty seconds I was yelling. This is why I can't watch football.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We turned on the game and within thirty seconds I was yelling. This is why I can't watch football.
I threw up at church today so now I get to watch pretty little liars while Mr Forevermore picks up the curbside order. This is the way it works 😅
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I threw up at church today so now I get to watch pretty little liars while Mr Forevermore picks up the curbside order. This is the way it works 😅
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
Posting I'm pregnant on main just so I can complain on the internet again. Poasting isn't fun when u have secrets 😔
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Posting I'm pregnant on main just so I can complain on the internet again. Poasting isn't fun when u have secrets 😔
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Toad went to Frog’s house. He found a note on the door. The note said, “Dear Toad, I am not at home. I went out. I want to be alone.”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Toad went to Frog’s house. He found a note on the door. The note said, “Dear Toad, I am not at home. I went out. I want to be alone.”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
“Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
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No, I'm not yelling at him and calling him a collaborator because, (to my current knowledge), Mamdani hasn't sacrificed his beliefs or his constituents to bend the knee.
Somehow, he has appeared to charm anyway.
Somehow, he has appeared to charm anyway.
a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
No, I'm not yelling at him and calling him a collaborator because, (to my current knowledge), Mamdani hasn't sacrificed his beliefs or his constituents to bend the knee.
Somehow, he has appeared to charm anyway.
Somehow, he has appeared to charm anyway.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.