Brendan Kearns
kearns.bsky.social
Brendan Kearns
@kearns.bsky.social
Former band member
@unm.edu
. Together we can change the future in the future.
he/him. Ace
Support BLM, Support LGBTQIA+ people.
The dumbest soccer warz was previously, which league will get a team in Chattanooga TN first.

The newest dumbest soccer warz is:
which league will attempt to play soccer without players.
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
twitch coaches college football!
Which one of you is coaching Penn State?
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Coming to terms with this information bcs lol wut but yes
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
.... and when I do it, it's wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Not gonna lie, this loop slaps.
Like, if this was in a video game, I wouldn't complain _that_ much, but it is really long.
This song started playing at 7:37 pm
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is good for the Mountain West?
CFP chair Hunter Yurachek, asked if a team outside of the current projected 12-team bracket can get into the field without playing this weekend: "Yes."
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I don't clap for, or otherwise celebrate, people who don't think I deserve the same rights & freedoms they have. This post is 6 days late
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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UNM should wear the turquoise all the time imo
Best uni matchup in CFB this year?
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I get _why_ teams are doing this, I do.

But, I really think it could be executed much better.
And Minnesota United takes the opening kickoff for a touchback, with San Diego FC beginning possession on their own 20 yard line.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Two things can be true:

You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.

The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read.

The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Putin needs to get the fuck out of Ukraine. There's a peace deal.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Let's not forget New Mexico won a National Championship today
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The most important event in Las Vegas is happening right now.
Hawai’i Test: It’s Vegas Baby begins in 30 minutes.
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time i watched a LVGP free practice, and they had to red flag it for a loss manhole cover, I'd have 2 nickles, but at least I don't live in the I-4 eyesore.
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Trying to think of the most Albuquerque way to thank my representative for posts like this. Wait! I know.....

My congresswoman is badder than f*uck a la verga!

Gracias!
This Transgender Day of Remembrance, I want to honor every trans life we’ve lost and send love to all who may be mourning today.

May their memories be a blessing and a reminder that we must continue to combat hate and build a world where every person can live as their true, authentic self. 🩵🩷🤍
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I had a very informative trip to Tulsa Saturday. Previously, all I knew about Tulsa was that famous incident I studied in school where the rich white (I'd call them WASPs) population engaged in violence due to their perceived decrease in status in the town.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
be gay
do crimes.
eat at arby's.
If Shake & Steak is RFK Jr and McDonalds is Trump, Arby’s should strike and be like ok we’re just for gay people now. Arby’s gay as hell. If you’re straight they throw brisket at you as soon as you walk through the door. Corner your market.
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
OK, but:

Seattle, Vancouver, or Toronto?

#WorldCupTix
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Eh, be Que?
Qué?
Is that enough portable toilets?
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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A reminder, Nikki Stanton called out transphobia in WOSO by name, and now she's lifting a trophy. You can stand for our trans siblings and win.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Notre Dame football:

'30-9, well, I guess than can be arrainged?'
Pat McAfee gets trolled with a "13-9" chant from Pitt fans after he tried to sneak in a singing of Country Roads. McAfee missed 2 FGs for second ranked West Virginia in the 2007 Backyard Brawl.
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Sounds like phonemes have gotten Notre Dame confused:

It was actually 13-9 not 30-9.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Troy Lesesne
Who will be the new KC Current manager?

Wrong answers only!
HUGE NEWS! Vlatko Andonovski steps down as KC Current Coach, to stay on as sporting director.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just a helpful reminder:
Yes, you can cradleboard your baby.
No, you can't waterboard your baby.

Stay tuned for more helpful parenting tips
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM