Paula Poundstone
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We’ve gathered to metaphorically watch the ball drop, and we came fortified with eggnog, NYE wishes, your resolutions, and a big SURPRISE for Toni! Listen wherever you get your pods!
BOZEMAN, MONTANA,
There's an old expression, those that laugh at The Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— find the lids to their food storage containers more easily theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get your tickets. Find your lids.
There's an old expression, those that laugh at The Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— find the lids to their food storage containers more easily theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get your tickets. Find your lids.
Montana TheatreWorks
theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
BOZEMAN, MONTANA,
There's an old expression, those that laugh at The Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— find the lids to their food storage containers more easily theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get your tickets. Find your lids.
There's an old expression, those that laugh at The Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— find the lids to their food storage containers more easily theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get your tickets. Find your lids.
I don't want Trump or the United States to be "in charge" of the Western hemisphere. I want The United States to be a part of a rules based International system where we respect borders.
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I don't want Trump or the United States to be "in charge" of the Western hemisphere. I want The United States to be a part of a rules based International system where we respect borders.
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** Join our emergency organizing call to find ways to mobilize to stop more endless war. ** Congress can act this week to end Trump...
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January 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I'm attending Healthcare Not Warfare's event, “Mass Call: Healthcare Not Warfare” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/healthcareno...
GLEN ELLYN, ILLINOIS,
Guaranteed belly laughs at McAninch Arts Center—Sat., Jan. 24— atthemac.org/events/paula... We can all use some belly laughs.
Guaranteed belly laughs at McAninch Arts Center—Sat., Jan. 24— atthemac.org/events/paula... We can all use some belly laughs.
Paula Poundstone - McAninch Arts Center
atthemac.org
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
GLEN ELLYN, ILLINOIS,
Guaranteed belly laughs at McAninch Arts Center—Sat., Jan. 24— atthemac.org/events/paula... We can all use some belly laughs.
Guaranteed belly laughs at McAninch Arts Center—Sat., Jan. 24— atthemac.org/events/paula... We can all use some belly laughs.
Dear Military members,
I know you know this already, but you are not supposed to follow illegal orders.
Dear Pete Hegseth,
Demote me.
I know you know this already, but you are not supposed to follow illegal orders.
Dear Pete Hegseth,
Demote me.
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Dear Military members,
I know you know this already, but you are not supposed to follow illegal orders.
Dear Pete Hegseth,
Demote me.
I know you know this already, but you are not supposed to follow illegal orders.
Dear Pete Hegseth,
Demote me.
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA,
Guysers of laughs at Perlman Theater at the Kimmel Center— Sat., Jan. 17— www.ensembleartsphilly.org/tickets-and-... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Guysers of laughs at Perlman Theater at the Kimmel Center— Sat., Jan. 17— www.ensembleartsphilly.org/tickets-and-... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Paula Poundstone
Iconic comedian Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. She regularly plays theaters across the country, hosts a weekly ...
www.ensembleartsphilly.org
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA,
Guysers of laughs at Perlman Theater at the Kimmel Center— Sat., Jan. 17— www.ensembleartsphilly.org/tickets-and-... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Guysers of laughs at Perlman Theater at the Kimmel Center— Sat., Jan. 17— www.ensembleartsphilly.org/tickets-and-... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
BILLINGS, MONTANA,
Join me for a coule of hours of sanity producing laughterPetro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10 www.etix.com/ticket/p/887... Tickets $1 off for buffalo.
Join me for a coule of hours of sanity producing laughterPetro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10 www.etix.com/ticket/p/887... Tickets $1 off for buffalo.
Paula Poundstone
Please join us for comedian Paula Poundstone on Saturday, January 10th at Petro Theatre. ABOUT PAULA POUNDSTONE Iconic comedian Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. She regularly plays theaters across the country, hosts a weekly comedy podcast, Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, and is a regular panelist on NPR’s Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me. She also voiced the character ‘Forgetter Paula...
www.etix.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
BILLINGS, MONTANA,
Join me for a coule of hours of sanity producing laughterPetro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10 www.etix.com/ticket/p/887... Tickets $1 off for buffalo.
Join me for a coule of hours of sanity producing laughterPetro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10 www.etix.com/ticket/p/887... Tickets $1 off for buffalo.
BOZEMAN, MONTANA,
Spend a couple of hours laughing at The Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get yuor tickets. Get your laughs.
Spend a couple of hours laughing at The Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get yuor tickets. Get your laughs.
Montana TheatreWorks
theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
BOZEMAN, MONTANA,
Spend a couple of hours laughing at The Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get yuor tickets. Get your laughs.
Spend a couple of hours laughing at The Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get yuor tickets. Get your laughs.
If you know Darlene, who listens to NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE, the comedy podcast, please tell her I said "thank you" for the "Emotional support Poptart."
January 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
If you know Darlene, who listens to NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE, the comedy podcast, please tell her I said "thank you" for the "Emotional support Poptart."
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA—Perlman Theater at the Kimmel Center— Sat., Jan. 17— www.ensembleartsphilly.org/tickets-and-...
Paula Poundstone
Iconic comedian Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. She regularly plays theaters across the country, hosts a weekly ...
www.ensembleartsphilly.org
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA—Perlman Theater at the Kimmel Center— Sat., Jan. 17— www.ensembleartsphilly.org/tickets-and-...
It's Big Laughs In Big Sky Country Season:
BILLINGS, MONTANA,
Can't wait to see you at Petro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10— www.etix.com/ticket/p/887... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
BILLINGS, MONTANA,
Can't wait to see you at Petro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10— www.etix.com/ticket/p/887... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Paula Poundstone
Please join us for comedian Paula Poundstone on Saturday, January 10th at Petro Theatre. ABOUT PAULA POUNDSTONE Iconic comedian Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. She regularly plays theaters across the country, hosts a weekly comedy podcast, Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, and is a regular panelist on NPR’s Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me. She also voiced the character ‘Forgetter Paula...
www.etix.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It's Big Laughs In Big Sky Country Season:
BILLINGS, MONTANA,
Can't wait to see you at Petro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10— www.etix.com/ticket/p/887... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
BILLINGS, MONTANA,
Can't wait to see you at Petro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10— www.etix.com/ticket/p/887... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
BOZEMAN, MONTANA,
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter atThe Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter atThe Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Montana TheatreWorks
theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
BOZEMAN, MONTANA,
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter atThe Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Join me for a night of sanity producing laughter atThe Ellen Theatre—Fri., Jan. 9— theellen.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Reposted by Paula Poundstone
If Donald Trump wanted these records reviewed and released quickly, they would be. Lawyers from other government agencies could be deployed to assist with the review. Nonlawyers could handle many of the administrative tasks. Trump could pressure compliant private law firms to contribute resources.
For Trump, the Epstein Cover-Up Beats the Truth
As one of her first acts as Attorney General, Pam Bondi wrote a letter to the new head of the FBI, Kash Patel, demanding that the “full and complete Epstein files” be delivered to her office by the ne...
www.democracydocket.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
If Donald Trump wanted these records reviewed and released quickly, they would be. Lawyers from other government agencies could be deployed to assist with the review. Nonlawyers could handle many of the administrative tasks. Trump could pressure compliant private law firms to contribute resources.
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
So the the FIFA Peace Prize truly was meaningless after all?
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
So the the FIFA Peace Prize truly was meaningless after all?
Congress? What the fuck? Goddamned Republicans do your job. Impeach. Remove. Convict.
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Congress? What the fuck? Goddamned Republicans do your job. Impeach. Remove. Convict.
We're gonna wring every bit of joy we can out of 2026, despite the obvious struggles that await us. We are not to be fucked with, 2026.
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
We're gonna wring every bit of joy we can out of 2026, despite the obvious struggles that await us. We are not to be fucked with, 2026.
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
Reposted by Paula Poundstone
Flip both houses of Congress so we can defund ICE please.
New: We got an internal ICE document revealing its $100 million ad plan to bring in 14,000 new hires: deals with "tactical" influencers; ads to gun & military buffs; and geo-targeting phones around NASCAR races and gun shows.
A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
ICE plans $100 million ‘wartime recruitment’ push targeting gun shows, military fans for hires
An internal ICE document shared among immigration officials details plans to use influencers and geo-targeted ads to rapidly hire thousands of deportation officers.
wapo.st
January 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Flip both houses of Congress so we can defund ICE please.
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA,
I'm coming to The Perlman Theater at the Kimmel Center— Sat., Jan. 17— Get your tickets. I'll feel silly if I'm the only one there. www.ensembleartsphilly.org/tickets-and-...
I'm coming to The Perlman Theater at the Kimmel Center— Sat., Jan. 17— Get your tickets. I'll feel silly if I'm the only one there. www.ensembleartsphilly.org/tickets-and-...
Paula Poundstone
Iconic comedian Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. She regularly plays theaters across the country, hosts a weekly ...
www.ensembleartsphilly.org
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA,
I'm coming to The Perlman Theater at the Kimmel Center— Sat., Jan. 17— Get your tickets. I'll feel silly if I'm the only one there. www.ensembleartsphilly.org/tickets-and-...
I'm coming to The Perlman Theater at the Kimmel Center— Sat., Jan. 17— Get your tickets. I'll feel silly if I'm the only one there. www.ensembleartsphilly.org/tickets-and-...
BILLINGS, MONTANA,
I'm coming to The Magic City! Join me for a night of laughter at The Petro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10— www.etix.com/ticket/p/887...
I'm coming to The Magic City! Join me for a night of laughter at The Petro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10— www.etix.com/ticket/p/887...
Paula Poundstone
Please join us for comedian Paula Poundstone on Saturday, January 10th at Petro Theatre. ABOUT PAULA POUNDSTONE Iconic comedian Paula Poundstone is known for her smart, observational humor and a spontaneous wit that has become the stuff of legend. She regularly plays theaters across the country, hosts a weekly comedy podcast, Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, and is a regular panelist on NPR’s Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me. She also voiced the character ‘Forgetter Paula...
www.etix.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
BILLINGS, MONTANA,
I'm coming to The Magic City! Join me for a night of laughter at The Petro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10— www.etix.com/ticket/p/887...
I'm coming to The Magic City! Join me for a night of laughter at The Petro Theatre—Sat., Jan. 10— www.etix.com/ticket/p/887...
Is anybody else feeling like we should only celebrate Christmas every 2 years? Jesus would like it because it would make him seem younger.
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Is anybody else feeling like we should only celebrate Christmas every 2 years? Jesus would like it because it would make him seem younger.