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Kevin Deiboldt
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Father. Lollygagger. Telly Scribe. SVU, Chicago PD, The Walking Dead, and a bunch of shows you didn’t watch. I collect spores, molds, and fungus. WGAE. https://linktr.ee/kdeiboldt
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I'm sorry but 17 is simply too young to become Dancing Queen. The Dancing Kingdom needs experienced leadership during these troubling times.
April 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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This is high art
April 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I’m not doomscrolling I’m just crashing my emotional stock market
April 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Every safety regulation was written in blood, frequently with a body count higher than one, and it’s not political to put the blame on people who want to “move fast and break things” when they start breaking human lives.
January 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
January 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Go Bills.
January 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
October 18, 2023 at 1:52 PM
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I know books are cheaper and hand delivered to your door step if you order on Amazon. I know. I understand times are rough and things are expensive. I just ask you please consider once in a while to go to a local bookstore. Or visit a library. They'll even order books for you. Please I beg of you.
January 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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This is really interesting. Groundbreaking study on the value of libraries and “third places.”

“A whopping 82% of people who used the library’s physical space and 79% of people who physically attended programs reported more optimism regarding the future, compared to only 58% of digital-only users.”
Innovative Study by UPenn and NYPL Finds That Public Libraries Positively Impact Community Health and Well-Being
"Our research found that patrons experience refuge, joy, connection, purpose, and expansion through their library use"
bookriot.com
January 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Go Bills.
January 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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thank you LAFD, today illustrates why a great man once said “nobody ever made a song called ‘fuck the fire department’”
January 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Read this recently, and when we talk of Billionares I think it needs explained every time.

A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years.
December 27, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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The hardest thing about being an Italian donkey must be how hard it is to make the 🤌 with your hooves
December 19, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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The story of Husker Du in 8 locations or why is everyone in Minnesota so f*cking nice. A 🧵
December 13, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Can I just say, making fun of New Jersey was only ever a thing because the New Yorkers who wrote TV shows in the 90s only knew about three states.

New Jersey is great.
December 15, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.
November 29, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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#tfw the miller's daughter realizes your name is Rumpelstiltskin.
November 27, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Use a gif to show where you’re from.
November 28, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Some fun facts about me: I’m left handed, I make a mean chicken pot pie, and once a week I almost slip and kill myself trying to put underwear on after taking a shower.
November 26, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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[sign in the Terminator's kitchen]
come with me if you want to live, laugh, love
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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“No voting on who gets to be people.”

- @nkjemisin.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 11:44 PM