KC Lemson
@kclemson.bsky.social
Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from working at Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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KC Lemson
@kclemson.bsky.social
· Feb 8
If I pay you to swear, that’s a diss incentive structure
Me: I play Stardew Valley to unwind, it’s a laid back, cozy video game.
Stardew Valley NPCs: Have you contemplated the fleeting nature of existence?
Stardew Valley NPCs: Have you contemplated the fleeting nature of existence?
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me: I play Stardew Valley to unwind, it’s a laid back, cozy video game.
Stardew Valley NPCs: Have you contemplated the fleeting nature of existence?
Stardew Valley NPCs: Have you contemplated the fleeting nature of existence?
Someone I used to work with, who is my age, just died of cancer. I hadn’t seen him in years… life is short.
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Someone I used to work with, who is my age, just died of cancer. I hadn’t seen him in years… life is short.
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Seeing some beautiful photos of aurorae tonight, so here's a reminder that other planets get them, too!
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Seeing some beautiful photos of aurorae tonight, so here's a reminder that other planets get them, too!
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
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One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
might fuck around and become a Cute Socks Guy
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
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virtue signalling is good actually
Performative decency is actually *so* important for this reason.
It tricks the 10% of ghouls into thinking that there are only 1% of ghouls.
And it makes the 30% of people that don't care one way or another follow the mostly decent crowd
It tricks the 10% of ghouls into thinking that there are only 1% of ghouls.
And it makes the 30% of people that don't care one way or another follow the mostly decent crowd
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
virtue signalling is good actually
The entire Sandwich Guy situation felt like an Onion bit
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The entire Sandwich Guy situation felt like an Onion bit
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The lesson here is have good principles and stand on them. Stand for something that isn't power!
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The lesson here is have good principles and stand on them. Stand for something that isn't power!
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Ice Cube's Good Day was, in fact, about November 4th 2025.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ice Cube's Good Day was, in fact, about November 4th 2025.
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Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
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this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
My youngest recently turned 20, and for her bday she asked for a jokey cake that a 1 year old would like - and Peppa delivered.
Peppa is life, Peppa is love, Peppa is bacon.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DDP3aJ/
Peppa is life, Peppa is love, Peppa is bacon.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DDP3aJ/
My daughter turned 20 and asked for a jokey cake that a 1 year old would like. #peppa #peppapig #happybirthday #fyp
TikTok video by Kclemson
www.tiktok.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My youngest recently turned 20, and for her bday she asked for a jokey cake that a 1 year old would like - and Peppa delivered.
Peppa is life, Peppa is love, Peppa is bacon.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DDP3aJ/
Peppa is life, Peppa is love, Peppa is bacon.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DDP3aJ/
The kids claim that 67 is so over already but what they don’t know is that older people are going to make it a zombie that will never die
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The kids claim that 67 is so over already but what they don’t know is that older people are going to make it a zombie that will never die
Jason Bourne is a really fun movie to watch in my family because when my son was in grade school he was the reason the school banned usage of the phrase “Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne!”
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Jason Bourne is a really fun movie to watch in my family because when my son was in grade school he was the reason the school banned usage of the phrase “Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne!”
I recently went to a funeral for a family member and saw this at the gravesite and all I could think was “Alas!”
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I recently went to a funeral for a family member and saw this at the gravesite and all I could think was “Alas!”
she’s a monster but she loves me and I love her
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
she’s a monster but she loves me and I love her
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I took a sunset stroll along the Baltic in Espoo, Finland a few days ago, have some peaceful nedwalkies 🧵
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I took a sunset stroll along the Baltic in Espoo, Finland a few days ago, have some peaceful nedwalkies 🧵
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I got so annoyed by the tweet that sparked this thread that I wrote about it
www.leahreich.com/maybe-stop-b...
www.leahreich.com/maybe-stop-b...
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I got so annoyed by the tweet that sparked this thread that I wrote about it
www.leahreich.com/maybe-stop-b...
www.leahreich.com/maybe-stop-b...
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Here’s the thing about the Civil Rights Movement people don’t realize, shit was messy.
October 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Here’s the thing about the Civil Rights Movement people don’t realize, shit was messy.
I made this design a few years ago and it’s the gift that keeps on giving
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October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I made this design a few years ago and it’s the gift that keeps on giving
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pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
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Pic of Zuri we got from the groomer this morning to help with the Sunday scaries
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Pic of Zuri we got from the groomer this morning to help with the Sunday scaries