KC Lemson
LightNews LightNews
banner
kclemson.bsky.social
KC Lemson
@kclemson.bsky.social
950 followers 610 following 550 posts
Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from working at Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Posts Replies Media Videos
kclemson.bsky.social
This whole exchange is a perfect screenshot, thank you both
Nome @nome.bsky.social · 1h So This is how I learned that There were some new emails released today Um Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 3h Honey, literally nothing in the last thirty years prepared me for the suggestion of Trump blowing Bill Clinton. Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13m In a strange way, I feel free. It’s like when the Tsar’s men have trampled the last of the cabbage field underfoot. What is there left to fear? Nome @nome.bsky.social · 7m I don't know, the whole thing feels like a Yiddish curse. Like, "May all your teeth fall out save one, for you to have a toothache." I'm just waiting for the toothache.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
um what now
A sports talk show host passionately gestures while discussing football, surrounded by various items on a cluttered desk, with a cityscape backdrop. The chyron says “4. NFC FAVORITES FORNICATE 4 O’CLOCK SLATE”
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
I recently went to a funeral for a family member and saw this at the gravesite and all I could think was “Alas!”
A gravestone with the name YURICK
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
she’s a monster but she loves me and I love her
A small black furry dog looking at the camera cutely
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
And here’s the second
Two painted pumpkins from kpop demon hunters: derpy tiger and magpie
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
Bedlam card game screenshot from www.bedlamgame.com (a Cards Against Humanity-style game for tech workers). Question card: 'Looking for a job in tech and want to stand out from the crowd? My advice is to do a LOT more __________.'. Answer card(s): 'Being the loudest person to shout "containers"'.
October 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
kclemson.bsky.social
I made this design a few years ago and it’s the gift that keeps on giving

www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Ze...
A sticker in the design of “0 days since workplace injury” that says “0 days since it was DNS (it’s always DNS)”
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
kclemson.bsky.social
The front desk at my hotel recommends this bar but I dunno…
A neon sign for a bar named “GASLIGHT CLUB”
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
Today I finished the first of the painted pumpkins for this year’s theme
Painted pumpkin of the derpy tiger from k-pop demon hunters
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
I always wondered about this guy
A car with the license plate DRKLORD
October 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
In one of those weird life coincidences, a few hours after I posted the above, my daughter texted me this pic because she thought it was funny 😆😆
A truck with the “stop freakin call beacon plumbing” ad on it, the label “TRENCHLESS PIPE REPAIR”, and the contact number 1 800 FREAKIN
October 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
kclemson.bsky.social
a visual essay on sibling dynamics, featuring:

1: territorial negotiation
2: reluctant coexistence
3: emotional détente
4: grudging acceptance
Four pics of two dogs as a scene unfolds: one dog is laying on a small couch, the other dog encroaches on his space and then takes over as if they own the place. The first dog begrudgingly accepts this and lays his head on the other dog’s back.
October 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
kclemson.bsky.social
I’ve lived in seattle for 27 years and this is the most on brand seattle weather I’ve ever seen
An hourly weather forecast showing partly cloudy followed by rain the next two hours, followed by partly sunny for an hour, then rain, then sun, then rain
October 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
kclemson.bsky.social
I’m right on schedule
Goodreads log showing dates for reading of Dungeon Crawler Carl book 1 in 2023, 2024, and 2025
September 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
This site has been ridiculously fun to build and play with over the last couple of weeks. I didn't create it for any particular reason, I just think it's pretty. Next, I'm working on adding rings to planets. cosmic-sandbox.lovable.app
September 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
kclemson.bsky.social
soooo what’s everyone else up to tonight
Screenshot from DoorDash showing; VIEW CART Taco Bell
September 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
Software is so awesome. I have been playing a lot of No Man's Sky lately and was inspired by its procedurally generated universe, so now I'm vibe coding an app to generate cool-looking galaxy views with nebulae, planets, stars, etc just for fun.

Here are some progress pics of the planet config:
The image shows a digital interface for a planet texture generator, featuring sliders for color properties and surface effects. The planet preview on the right is a purple and blue marble shape with bands of clouds. The image displays a user interface for a planet creation tool, featuring sliders for color adjustments and surface effects. The right side shows a 3D preview of a colorful planet that is more rich and 3d looking, with a rich red planet background, visible cyan continents and clouds.
September 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
Just ran across a before and after pic from one of my early pandemic DIY projects: extreme bench makeover, Calvin & Hobbes edition.

Bench, it's fabulous.
The top is a photo of a dingy old wooden bench where the paint is worn and chipping off. The bottom is that same bench, repainted as a DIY project, with a Calvin & Hobbes scene on the back of Calvin and Hobbes leaning against a tree.
September 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
kclemson.bsky.social
www.popsci.com/science/what...
A car with the license plate LUVMATH
September 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
kclemson.bsky.social
He’s turned down more offers for comeback tours than he can count. “What else do I need to buy?” he says. “I’m just so fortunate. I’ve got a nice wife, man, who treats me like gold. I don’t deserve her. My wife dotes on me. I’m very pleased with my life how it is. This business came to me in my thirties. I was socialized as a regular guy. I never felt like I owned it or it owned me.”
September 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
Bedlam card game screenshot from www.bedlamgame.com (a Cards Against Humanity-style game for tech workers). Question card: 'The real reason everyone came back to the office was _________.'. Answer card(s): 'A press release generated by a buzzword randomizer'.
September 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
kclemson.bsky.social
My team in Excel got me this 👩‍🍳💋
A picture of the Microsoft Ninjacat riding the t-Rex steed holding grabby arms. The flag has a green excel icon on it. Clippy is in the corner saying “it looks like you’re ready to retire. May I suggest five prompts you can try when you’re bored?”
September 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
kclemson.bsky.social
Just thinking about this passage for no reason, from a 300 level course I took in college
Steve tells you that Windows 95 has a 'gui' or graphical user interface (GUI), which uses pictures of familiar objects, such as file folders and documents, to represent a desktop on your screen. Microsoft Windows 95 gets its name from the rectangular-shaped work areas, called 'windows,' that appear on your screen.
September 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
:-)
A car with the license plate BIRB
September 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
kclemson.bsky.social
Oh I never stopped with those…
A car with the license plate OMYGOSH
September 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM