Karen Clark
@kclark.bsky.social
I’ve never been a millionaire but I just know I’d be darling at it.
LOL
Hang on now Dr. Oz you’re telling me I can get 150K for this old thing
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
LOL
So pathetically desperate for Daddy’s attention.
December 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So pathetically desperate for Daddy’s attention.
Hey, Chat GPT, show me the unredacted Epstein files.
Yup, DJT with his infinite wisdom, thinks he knows everything about AI
Giving unlimited access to your personal information, your copyrighted material, your water, electricity, & computer hardware
Eliminating jobs, driving up utility prices & affordability
Enriching his buddy Billionaires...
Giving unlimited access to your personal information, your copyrighted material, your water, electricity, & computer hardware
Eliminating jobs, driving up utility prices & affordability
Enriching his buddy Billionaires...
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hey, Chat GPT, show me the unredacted Epstein files.
Ok people, settle down. Garam masala, while good, is not good in everything.
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Ok people, settle down. Garam masala, while good, is not good in everything.
Ok I know he’s nuts, but wtf does this even mean in his bag-of-cats brain?
Entirely unregulated AI. What could go wrong?🤷♀️
I'm sure this won't come back to haunt us in some dystopian sci-fi type manner.🙄
His Silicon Valley donors will be thrilled they didn't give him millions for nothing.
I'm sure this won't come back to haunt us in some dystopian sci-fi type manner.🙄
His Silicon Valley donors will be thrilled they didn't give him millions for nothing.
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ok I know he’s nuts, but wtf does this even mean in his bag-of-cats brain?
Um, never?
WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO RELEASE THE COMPLETE, GODDAMN EPSTEIN FILES????? 🤨
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Um, never?
LOL
DUFFY: You should wear a tuxedo to your flight.
ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
LOL
Reposted by Karen Clark
I hate that we've named a bunch of casseroles "marry me" this or that because I think a good brisket is more appropriate for being so good you'd consider engagement
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I hate that we've named a bunch of casseroles "marry me" this or that because I think a good brisket is more appropriate for being so good you'd consider engagement
This has already happened to me, tbh.
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This has already happened to me, tbh.
LOL X 1000
I had hoped, of course, for a different outcome, and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a little saddened not to receive this year’s FIFA Peace Prize. Still, I remain genuinely honored to have been considered among so many dedicated voices working toward a more just and compassionate world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
LOL X 1000
JFC..is this real???
“Sir, there is nothing in your head.”
LOL…we already know.
I can’t believe a President writes this garbage.
PS…he cheats at golf. Everyone knows that...
LOL…we already know.
I can’t believe a President writes this garbage.
PS…he cheats at golf. Everyone knows that...
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
JFC..is this real???
And yet anyone with a lick of common sense could’ve told him it was an idiotic idea. These guys live in such a weird, isolated bubble.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
And yet anyone with a lick of common sense could’ve told him it was an idiotic idea. These guys live in such a weird, isolated bubble.
Proof of the unequal division of work at home. Have you ever heard of a woman having three secret families?
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Proof of the unequal division of work at home. Have you ever heard of a woman having three secret families?
Reposted by Karen Clark
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
Reposted by Karen Clark
"'Does the Pope wear a funny hat.' Funny how? Funny like I'm a clown? Do I amuse you?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"'Does the Pope wear a funny hat.' Funny how? Funny like I'm a clown? Do I amuse you?"
Reposted by Karen Clark
OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
Finally.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Finally.
This X 100.
“The truth may be puzzling. It may take some work to grapple with. It may be counterintuitive. It may contradict deeply held prejudices. It may not be consonant with what we desperately want to be true. But our preferences do not determine what’s true.”
— Carl Sagan
— Carl Sagan
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This X 100.
A splash of Bailey’s in my morning coffee. #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
A splash of Bailey’s in my morning coffee. #Thanksgiving
LOL
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
LOL
Reposted by Karen Clark
We really can’t get enough of these
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We really can’t get enough of these
LOL
"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
LOL
Just so exhausted by everything in DC being run by stupid, unqualified and corrupt people. Every. Thing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just so exhausted by everything in DC being run by stupid, unqualified and corrupt people. Every. Thing.
Reposted by Karen Clark
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad