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botanical barbie
@hemingwaymuse.bsky.social
moon, horror, plants, with a dash of disabled sass

Texas 🤘🏻 - chargers/wishy washy packers fan

28 • she/her • OK📍

oh, I'm Alex hi

for interior design inquiries, paintings and blog info: linktr.ee/venaalex
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new pinned post for 2026 💕

starting in February I will be open for new design projects + painting commissions

I am now taking inquiries and can get you on my calendar for next month! No payments due until the month of your project!

Thread on services 🧵
in case you were wondering how far I've gotten, tonight: Fast & Furious 6 (2013)
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I totally forgot to advertise but I've got time this week for a fast tracked peacock lovers piece

I can arrange for a cute card indicating it's coming OR shipping can be upgraded for on time delivery
I had this idea for a Valentine's Day themed peacock lovers piece last year and I'm so glad someone commissioned it so I could bring it to life

just feels like we could all use a little love and a little art, so please enjoy
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I half mentioned id need a new prior auth and forgot to confirm it as I left the appointment and woke up to the approve prior auth this morning like DAMN gold star
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I'm just going to say it

I didn't realize (visually) Jeff Bezos and Stephen Miller weren't the same person
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I am not going to lie to yall

the shovel car kit I got is

pink
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I would like to solicit yall for your COOKIE recipes

in exchange, I offer one of our family recipes
January 28, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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14+ months after #HurricaneHelene, #WNC recovery continues — from homes to resilience hubs. New funding, extended programs, and clean energy microgrids are part of the story. Read more: https://loom.ly/XNuCPXA
Hurricane Helene recovery and resilience updates for WNC
this blog post was written in collaboration with North Carolina Program Manager Ridge Graham Fourteen months after Hurricane Helene devastated our region,
appvoices.org
January 27, 2026 at 11:06 PM
some art
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
My doctor asked me this and I was like MAAM if I answer you have to promise me to not to code this extra I was super clear about what appointment I was booking

she giggled and said insurance is ridiculous and she indeed did not code the extra question

healthcare is ridiculous.
I went to my annual physical with my regular PCP. You know, the one that's supposed to be free with insurance? Well, she asked me if I had any new health concerns. I brought up my desire to shed a few stubborn pounds. We talked about it for 5 minutes. That's now a "split appt" and the cost is $225
January 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Modern Jurassic Park is hilarious because we know dinosaurs are feathery fluff balls and they had to just commit to the bit that they are not
January 27, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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ATTN: In search of people who need a little treat—or a Valentine’s Day gift. I’ve missed 7 days of work, 5 due to an upper respiratory infection, 2 due to snow.

Here are some items I have for sale in my ko-fi shop 🧵
January 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Brett Eldredge makes music for snow days
January 27, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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I want to watch an obviously biased documentary on Derry but from Pennywise's perspective.
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
it's been awhile

says someone you were at best acquaintances with and definitely have never had a conversation with a decade ago
January 27, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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*whispers* and Covid too
we’re right about ai too
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Remember when Astrotoya spins her yarn that she's been doing this for over a half decade on multiple platforms. She knows how to make it hard to question her. But you have read the stories of the people she scammed on here. Don't be fooled.
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I genuinely don't even read articles I am EXTREMELY interested in because because the ads are so fucking miserable

Like yay congrats queer bbq dude would love to learn more but the article is a fucking mess
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Things are getting chippy the blessing box had some prick unload all the snow from the plow blocking it and the food bank not getting a delivery means the messages getting to the box are actually kind of violent
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Mercury isn't even close to retrograde why are all these people popping out of the woodwork
January 27, 2026 at 5:44 PM
it's frosty up there
January 27, 2026 at 5:35 PM
ah good morning to the water intrusion from my

*checks notes*

vent hood
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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deleting signal now that I know it's compromised

find me on club penguin
deleting signal now that i know it's compromised

find me on TinyTalk
deleting signal now that I know it's compromised

find me on diaryland
January 27, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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if you've never shot a gun, don't know what gun you'd buy, don't know where you'd buy it or practice with it - now is *not* the time to buy a gun. send that $500 to mutual aid.

also consider - do you want gun companies to learn this sort of thing increases sales, just like big school shootings?
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
oh hell yeah tonight's horror viewing: the strangers: chapter 2 (2025)✨
January 27, 2026 at 2:58 AM