botanical barbie
@hemingwaymuse.bsky.social
moon, horror, plants, with a dash of disabled sass
Texas 🤘🏻 - chargers/wishy washy packers fan
28 • she/her • OK📍
oh, I'm Alex hi
for interior design inquiries, paintings and blog info: linktr.ee/venaalex
Texas 🤘🏻 - chargers/wishy washy packers fan
28 • she/her • OK📍
oh, I'm Alex hi
for interior design inquiries, paintings and blog info: linktr.ee/venaalex
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new pinned post for 2026 💕
starting in February I will be open for new design projects + painting commissions
I am now taking inquiries and can get you on my calendar for next month! No payments due until the month of your project!
Thread on services 🧵
starting in February I will be open for new design projects + painting commissions
I am now taking inquiries and can get you on my calendar for next month! No payments due until the month of your project!
Thread on services 🧵
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Met an intense rooster today. He lives nearby. 🐔
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Met an intense rooster today. He lives nearby. 🐔
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oh loverboy
(does your lover love the beach, these are ready to ship perfect gift for your sweetie pie)
(does your lover love the beach, these are ready to ship perfect gift for your sweetie pie)
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
oh loverboy
(does your lover love the beach, these are ready to ship perfect gift for your sweetie pie)
(does your lover love the beach, these are ready to ship perfect gift for your sweetie pie)
Like sir did you get lost on your way to the elks club
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Like sir did you get lost on your way to the elks club
I'm sorry but it's giving me whiplash seeing older folks using chat
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I'm sorry but it's giving me whiplash seeing older folks using chat
The Fate of the Furious might be the weakest installment in this franchise
February 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The Fate of the Furious might be the weakest installment in this franchise
I don't think you should be on the internet if you can't handle when you leave your shitty mean little comments on people's normal ass posts and just what block them when your ass gets called out
February 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I don't think you should be on the internet if you can't handle when you leave your shitty mean little comments on people's normal ass posts and just what block them when your ass gets called out
Doms baby makes no sense that is not a three year old
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Doms baby makes no sense that is not a three year old
preview for some old tom cruise movie and regrettably I do the same "hey tom" to him as I do brady in the broadcast booth
February 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
preview for some old tom cruise movie and regrettably I do the same "hey tom" to him as I do brady in the broadcast booth
I really love Nicholas Sparks but dammit man just give us a little smut it's okay if we get A LITTLE
February 1, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I really love Nicholas Sparks but dammit man just give us a little smut it's okay if we get A LITTLE
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I am wondering if any of you incredible angel donors may be interested in getting my friend the rollator they need
It's like $800
They're impacted by the insurance premium increases and have been crowdfunding to get by for years. This would be a huge help www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
It's like $800
They're impacted by the insurance premium increases and have been crowdfunding to get by for years. This would be a huge help www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I am wondering if any of you incredible angel donors may be interested in getting my friend the rollator they need
It's like $800
They're impacted by the insurance premium increases and have been crowdfunding to get by for years. This would be a huge help www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
It's like $800
They're impacted by the insurance premium increases and have been crowdfunding to get by for years. This would be a huge help www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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The reason it is so weird to me when people call Epstein et al “pedophiles” is that it positions what they were doing as some kind of taboo, unspeakable aberration and not the *exact* sort of thing that society has openly promised men they deserve once they get rich and powerful enough.
January 31, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The reason it is so weird to me when people call Epstein et al “pedophiles” is that it positions what they were doing as some kind of taboo, unspeakable aberration and not the *exact* sort of thing that society has openly promised men they deserve once they get rich and powerful enough.
some champurrado with cookies for this cold cold day
January 31, 2026 at 10:08 PM
some champurrado with cookies for this cold cold day
plz know that often when I'm sharing something like details of someone coming to my house or the extended harassment that follows it's not even for you to commiserate it's a lot more of here's a very public record i have no plans to disappear kind of thing
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
plz know that often when I'm sharing something like details of someone coming to my house or the extended harassment that follows it's not even for you to commiserate it's a lot more of here's a very public record i have no plans to disappear kind of thing
209 days until college football
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 PM
209 days until college football
my handywoman consulting services are really fun because you can send me quotes you get from contractors for review or your pressing questions like why do hinges squeak and I will give you all the answers and solutions without someone on the internet insulting you for asking
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
my handywoman consulting services are really fun because you can send me quotes you get from contractors for review or your pressing questions like why do hinges squeak and I will give you all the answers and solutions without someone on the internet insulting you for asking
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As Black History Month approaches, a reminder that HORROR NOIRE, the best-reviewed documentary of 2019, is at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but is still not “Certified Fresh” because there are only 38 reviews (RT says limited release movies require 40). Is this the year? Will you answer the call?
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM
As Black History Month approaches, a reminder that HORROR NOIRE, the best-reviewed documentary of 2019, is at 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but is still not “Certified Fresh” because there are only 38 reviews (RT says limited release movies require 40). Is this the year? Will you answer the call?
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I took apart "my heart is a Chainsaw" and reassembled it into thirteen centos of found poetry about Slashers, final girls, colonialism and love. IS MY CHAINSAW A HEART: 13 CENTOS available in print or digital from @kithbooks.bsky.social with foreword by SGJ www.kithbooks.com/shop/p/chain...
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I took apart "my heart is a Chainsaw" and reassembled it into thirteen centos of found poetry about Slashers, final girls, colonialism and love. IS MY CHAINSAW A HEART: 13 CENTOS available in print or digital from @kithbooks.bsky.social with foreword by SGJ www.kithbooks.com/shop/p/chain...
I am wondering if any of you incredible angel donors may be interested in getting my friend the rollator they need
It's like $800
They're impacted by the insurance premium increases and have been crowdfunding to get by for years. This would be a huge help www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
It's like $800
They're impacted by the insurance premium increases and have been crowdfunding to get by for years. This would be a huge help www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I am wondering if any of you incredible angel donors may be interested in getting my friend the rollator they need
It's like $800
They're impacted by the insurance premium increases and have been crowdfunding to get by for years. This would be a huge help www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
It's like $800
They're impacted by the insurance premium increases and have been crowdfunding to get by for years. This would be a huge help www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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still stalled at
🚨 $156 to go for the motel, now five days overdue
and they told me i HAVE to get this paid today BY 11AM or they’ll ask me leave 🥲
anything and everything helps 😵💫🫡💸💞
ko-fi.com/katiwithoutt...
🚨 $156 to go for the motel, now five days overdue
and they told me i HAVE to get this paid today BY 11AM or they’ll ask me leave 🥲
anything and everything helps 😵💫🫡💸💞
ko-fi.com/katiwithoutt...
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 PM
still stalled at
🚨 $156 to go for the motel, now five days overdue
and they told me i HAVE to get this paid today BY 11AM or they’ll ask me leave 🥲
anything and everything helps 😵💫🫡💸💞
ko-fi.com/katiwithoutt...
🚨 $156 to go for the motel, now five days overdue
and they told me i HAVE to get this paid today BY 11AM or they’ll ask me leave 🥲
anything and everything helps 😵💫🫡💸💞
ko-fi.com/katiwithoutt...
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it delights me that the youths have invented a new second person plural pronoun with "chat"
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
it delights me that the youths have invented a new second person plural pronoun with "chat"
Okay last comment & I'll shut up
there's no menu to be read it's a mobile food truck that announces the food available for the day on FB literally naming the food no photos nothing we're lucky to get a price or a list of sides
it's a one man operation
only business in town serving food last night
there's no menu to be read it's a mobile food truck that announces the food available for the day on FB literally naming the food no photos nothing we're lucky to get a price or a list of sides
it's a one man operation
only business in town serving food last night
January 31, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Okay last comment & I'll shut up
there's no menu to be read it's a mobile food truck that announces the food available for the day on FB literally naming the food no photos nothing we're lucky to get a price or a list of sides
it's a one man operation
only business in town serving food last night
there's no menu to be read it's a mobile food truck that announces the food available for the day on FB literally naming the food no photos nothing we're lucky to get a price or a list of sides
it's a one man operation
only business in town serving food last night
bud light here yeah bud light here
but like prints of paintings get your prints here
but like prints of paintings get your prints here
January 31, 2026 at 5:08 PM
bud light here yeah bud light here
but like prints of paintings get your prints here
but like prints of paintings get your prints here
Legally, now I have to sell some art
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Legally, now I have to sell some art
you live on $23,000 and you tell me if you won't slightly panic at the idea of not being able to cook for yourself as planned and having to spend $10 for dinner with no clear delivery fees or tipping
most of the time I simply don't eat dinner when I feel like that
god people suck
most of the time I simply don't eat dinner when I feel like that
god people suck
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 PM
you live on $23,000 and you tell me if you won't slightly panic at the idea of not being able to cook for yourself as planned and having to spend $10 for dinner with no clear delivery fees or tipping
most of the time I simply don't eat dinner when I feel like that
god people suck
most of the time I simply don't eat dinner when I feel like that
god people suck
if you're gonna be a bitch over a taco go touch grass
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 PM
if you're gonna be a bitch over a taco go touch grass