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botanical barbie
@hemingwaymuse.bsky.social
moon, horror, plants, with a dash of disabled sass

Texas 🤘🏻 - chargers/wishy washy packers fan

28 • she/her • OK📍

oh, I'm Alex hi

for interior design inquiries, paintings and blog info: linktr.ee/venaalex
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well folks that's a wrap on this year

I am now transitioning to taking inquiries for 2026 projects

should you want something this year yet bartering will be taken into consideration
new pinned post to wrap up the year ✨

I am now booking for Oct-Nov, check out my thread below for details on commissions and design projects. Space is limited and I would love to work with you!
I like Lafleur I really did

Yall know I don't know shit about this team anymore but like I know you're watching I know you see it

Maybe it's time we teach Love how to scramble and take some hits, I know he's got legs
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I also believe the defense being able to jump and block passes is an o line issue

I don't have the numbers but what's the time from snap to pass but I feel like the trust issue is less about Love and more how long the o line can hold hence all the run plays
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Every fairy tale is about how the woods are so deadly that we'd rather go hang out with the witch or the beast or the wolf instead.
You can always tell when folks who didn't grow up in nature are getting into a mystical nature kick because they talk about forests like they're these serene, perfect, peaceful places. No friend, nature is scary and tense as fuck and you're looking at a place where things live and die BY THE MINUTE.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Greenlight this one immediately!
You may think I don’t make movies because I have no experience, but the real reason is because I would do things like call the prequel for ORPHAN something brilliant like ORPHIGINS and blow everyone’s mind.
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
just saw the idea of sauerkraut balls and I am so in
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
it's ok packers friends just color in your logo and everything will be alright you can be a dawgs fan just in time for Texas to come around
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
here's my strongly based on being deeply immersed in every terrible offensive line snap with the colts for four miserable years straight

I don't think the qb or the coach can out do the mistakes and failures of an o line
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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ty to the friend who sent $5! $340 to go for storage and $475 for housing
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
how are we feeling after that block folks
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
remember folks Cameron Dicker wasn't even drafted
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
absolutely living for all these Canadian commercials yall have it better than us
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
changed into packers gear to mix up the vibes
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I dream of a menswear guy football broadcast booth takeover
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
respectfully has anyone converted a third down
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
it makes me feel awful pouring so much into art and my business and instead of anyone but my loyal cult friends interacting it's always absolute random bullshit that I say that goes off

outside of comms, I literally only sold one original piece this whole year. like why bother
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
packers defense hasn't looked this put together since they started calling everything Clay Matthews did as a penalty imo
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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local stores are lacking in containers but I was able to get napkins and plates and forks!

project cakes for kids is in full swing!

maybe you can send some containers for the rest? 💕 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
limiting junk food doesn't change my shitty genetics and my immune system that munches on itself when it gets hungry

thanks for coming to my Ted talk
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
guys where is the packers game why is YouTube showing Jacksonville and Houston HELP ME HELP ME
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
what if instead of spring forward and fall back we cut it in half and just evenly divide the time change and be absolutely out of touch with the rest of the planet
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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This is still a great time to get involved with your local community fridge, Food Not Bombs chapter, or other mutual aid group.
Just a reminder that even if/when SNAP benefits start flowing again, the crisis for food banks will not be over. They'll still have low inventory and many SNAP recipients will also be stocking up on items. And then you add on the typical holiday rush. The need will continue to be great.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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talk shows
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Hey, help out my friend who is doing a great project for kids in need.
local stores are lacking in containers but I was able to get napkins and plates and forks!

project cakes for kids is in full swing!

maybe you can send some containers for the rest? 💕 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
cmon do it with my art

*pokes u with a stick*
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
oh no

oh no no no no no
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM