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Just checking this out for a bit
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it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning this bills-broncos game
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Payakan
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i now want to address each candidate with a simple question and would like a yes or no answer: do you commit to changing new york’s name to york junior
October 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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jerry seinfeld on the phone: you're at lake MUNGO?!
October 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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At the end of the new Avatar a door at the bottom of the screen opens and the real James Cameron walks out into the audience and says “it’s real, and I can take you there.”
October 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Vince McMahon: who’s there? show yourself!

Hulk Hogan’s ghost: *carrying many chains* IN LIFE I WAS YOUR PARTNER DUDE, THESE ARE THE 24 INCH PYTHONS I FORGED IN LIFE BROTHER
July 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Perfect, no notes.
May 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Lost ended 15 years ago today.
May 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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last night's playoff game between new york and indiana may have been game one, but for the pacers and their fans, it was "game won." alright i'm gonna go talk a walk around the neighborhood and see if i can steal some of my neighbors' mail. back later
May 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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it will be interesting to find out who will win
April 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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the basic problem facing american democracy is that one party has decided it wants a king and will hand over as much authority as is necessary to make that happen
All but three House Republicans just voted for Trump's tariffs. The procedural measure, which preemptively surrenders congressional power to stop Trump's tariffs, passed with all Democrats voting no. This was the vote count:
April 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.

From Around the Horn:
March 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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roomba accidentally saw outside
March 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Midwestern governor with a one-seat legislative majority: The coward RethugliKKKans may dash themselves on our rocks if they wish, the tide and the seabirds will leave no trace of their remains
New York/California Democrat: I’d like to vote against things I oppose but that’s not realistic
March 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it
March 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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looks like you've found another one of my posts
March 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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[WILSON FISK VOICE.] To achieve… GREATNESS… People must… WORK TOGETHER… I thought we… AGREED on this… And YET… I look to our… CHORE WHEEL…
March 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM