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Kazia doesn't like being up before dawn
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I don't believe in anything or anyone but me
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Help needed with gender affirming care - we all know the NHS won't do it!

givewheel.com/fundraising/...

I can personally vouch for the people involved here - I work with them. If I could I'd fund the whole thing myself but sadly that lottery win hasn't turned up.
Finn’s gender affirming care
whats up my dudes, I am fundraising for my own gender affirming care to try and speed up the process to get top surgery and save the crippling spiral and mental health crisis that comes with the gende...
givewheel.com
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This.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It's my wife's birthday. Everyone say happy birthday to her!
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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"I made this stuffing with sage, cranberries, nuts, bolts, half a bottle of Children's Tylenol, and a slur for Turkish people that hasn't been heard since the 1930s."
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Do fencers with hives use an Épée pen?
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.

Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
One hour back in front of a computer and the aura is back. Fuck you, brain.
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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"read but i need to read them again when the adhd is cooperating"
I want to be able to mark emails neither read nor unread, but another, secret third thing.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
If I'm going to have a hangover could I at least have had fun first?
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm craving salt so badly. Through the worst of the pain, but right now I could chug a glass of seawater
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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One of the things I dislike about people being all 'the community should feed people, it shouldn't be the responsibility of the government!' is that, like...the country should be a unified community. Gov. benefits are large scale community helping the downtrodden.
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Signed off work for the afternoon. Taken migraine pills. Hoping the paracetamol doesn't make me barf like it sometimes can. There's few things worse than violent vomiting when every tiny movement including blinking feels like someone taking a jackhammer to your eyeballs
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My face feels cold and prickly, and my body feels hot and itchy. I keep seeing little bright points of light, like a screen slowly pixelating. The world is gently tilting to the left. Nausea.

I think this is pre-migraine.

I was fine 20 minutes ago. This is going to hit hard and fast, isn't it?
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Why is my GP surgery demanding my waist measurement before they'll dispense my prescription? I get needing my weight, because lithium is prescribed per kg and if my weight has shifted they'll need to adjust the dose, but they do not fucking need to know my waist to give me my brain pills.
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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I heard there was a Cohen song,

And all the Christians got it wrong,

But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?

‘Cause you see its about getting laid,

It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,

But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Sooty just asked me to fix something, again. Thought she'd take me to her half-empty food bowl but instead she led me upstairs to the bed... and the bunched up duvet that's no fun to nest in. As soon as I flattened it out she jumped onto it and curled up.

She trusts me to fix stuff. That's love.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The one and only upside to winter that everyone is wearing layers, which means my butch ass is less likely to get challenged when I go into a public bathroom. Are there tits under all that? Who the fuck knows! Is my hair long or short? There's a hat, who the fuck knows. Menopausal chin hair? Scarf!
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"What radicalised you?"

The fire alarm at work is so loud it overwhelms my survival instincts and I hide under my desk

My department purchased ear defenders, put them with the first aid supplies, and made sure the fire marshal knows I need them

And then I learned other people don't have that
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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list of people I’ve dated, complimentary
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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For those of you in the UK, especially if you are a UK citizen, can you please take part in the consultation on changes to Indefinite Leave to Remain (Settlement) that were just proposed by the UK government. We need as many people as possible to reject these proposals. www.gov.uk/government/c...
Earned settlement
The government is consulting on how the current settlement system should be reformed and how those reforms should be implemented.
www.gov.uk
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Agreed. It’s generally not acceptable to blanket “hate” any segment of humanity for their immutable characteristics. Children are people. They are a special class of people with caretaking needs. You don’t have to want to be the one to provide for those needs, but you do need to respect them
I think that if you HATE children, you suck. If you’re not good with them or don’t want them or would prefer to not be around them, that’s cool and should be considered normal.

But you HATE kids? You hate the FUTURE? Time must really be beating your ass, idk!
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Just saw a woman being deliberately funny on the internet. This is not a drill. Don't panic lads we trained for this. I'll take angrily responding to her as if she literally meant the absurd claim unironically, you swing left on telling her she's so funny its hot not like other girls. Let's do this!
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
My wife just changed the battery in our car. If you've ever tried to get the battery out of a Volvo V60 you'll know it's a bastard of a task. She did it though. Only swore in two of her many known languages, too.

If I wasn't already in love with her, seeing her heft a car battery around would do it
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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alright Bluesky can you give me your best guesses at identifying these plants
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It is apparently 20C in here, and yet I'm freezing my nuts off. Actual shivering and numb hands.

Don't tell me I don't have nuts. I know. They froze off, I just damn well said that.

Seriously though, any colder and I'm going to have to put my outdoor coat on. Maybe some gloves.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM