kayla 🍀
@kaylaflame.bsky.social
Cat lady. Plant lady. Scarlet Witch/She-Hulk apologist. Weeknd Stan. Sports lover. Spicy Pisces.
I try to joke ab everything but ain't shit funny cause this country is doomed 🤷🏾♀️ Who Dat ⚜️
I try to joke ab everything but ain't shit funny cause this country is doomed 🤷🏾♀️ Who Dat ⚜️
I'm telling myself "do this and go to bed" but it turns out it's on 8pm????????? FUCK!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'm telling myself "do this and go to bed" but it turns out it's on 8pm????????? FUCK!!!!!
My IG updated, where the fuck are the DMs????
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My IG updated, where the fuck are the DMs????
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FACT CHECK: Despite Megyn Kelly's prevarications, pedophilia is always bad.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
FACT CHECK: Despite Megyn Kelly's prevarications, pedophilia is always bad.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
It’s literally a Tweet for everything with that man…. He was trying to live his truth
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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3 and 17 (my birthday)
Question 23:
What’s your favorite prime number?
What’s your favorite prime number?
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
3 and 17 (my birthday)
!!!!!!!!!!
Need the Butlerian Jihad asap.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
!!!!!!!!!!
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“Why do people keep asking me if I will sell the teams? I’m so confused!”
It’s because you’re a dog shit owner, Gayle! Not because they think you’re too old! You’re so bad at owning these teams that people naturally assume you’d be better off just selling them. Look inward, Ms Benson!
It’s because you’re a dog shit owner, Gayle! Not because they think you’re too old! You’re so bad at owning these teams that people naturally assume you’d be better off just selling them. Look inward, Ms Benson!
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“Why do people keep asking me if I will sell the teams? I’m so confused!”
It’s because you’re a dog shit owner, Gayle! Not because they think you’re too old! You’re so bad at owning these teams that people naturally assume you’d be better off just selling them. Look inward, Ms Benson!
It’s because you’re a dog shit owner, Gayle! Not because they think you’re too old! You’re so bad at owning these teams that people naturally assume you’d be better off just selling them. Look inward, Ms Benson!
I hate this show cause the ppl are always so stupid that it's not fun, but this is funny
And now flash-forward to when FlipSide made Jaleel say the thing
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I hate this show cause the ppl are always so stupid that it's not fun, but this is funny
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Gonna have dinner at America’s Biggest Seller of Steak
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Gonna have dinner at America’s Biggest Seller of Steak
I love all cats but I definitely have a type and it's a black and white medium/long-haired cat 😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I love all cats but I definitely have a type and it's a black and white medium/long-haired cat 😭😭
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MAGA: Make America Gawk Again.
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
MAGA: Make America Gawk Again.
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People keep playing with God smh….. Galatians 6:7 "Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap,"
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
People keep playing with God smh….. Galatians 6:7 "Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap,"
It's 5:13pm and it's as dark as 8:30 pm a few weeks ago. Wow
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's 5:13pm and it's as dark as 8:30 pm a few weeks ago. Wow
I'm disappointed that I haven't seen that "they got your man on sex offender charges!" TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm disappointed that I haven't seen that "they got your man on sex offender charges!" TikTok
I'll be there opening night!
First look at Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page in the new rom-com, ‘You, Me & Tuscany.’
🎥: In theaters | April 10, 2026
(via People)
🎥: In theaters | April 10, 2026
(via People)
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I'll be there opening night!
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The idea of a woman falling in love with RFK Jr is so funny to me. Like imagine seeing that red faced buffoon looking like a bag of swedish fish left out in the sun and going weak in the knees.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The idea of a woman falling in love with RFK Jr is so funny to me. Like imagine seeing that red faced buffoon looking like a bag of swedish fish left out in the sun and going weak in the knees.
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Preliminary human bird flu case reported in Washington state
If confirmed, it will be the first human bird flu case in the United States since February.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/a...
If confirmed, it will be the first human bird flu case in the United States since February.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/a...
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Preliminary human bird flu case reported in Washington state
If confirmed, it will be the first human bird flu case in the United States since February.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/a...
If confirmed, it will be the first human bird flu case in the United States since February.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/a...
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This might help someone. 🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This might help someone. 🤣🤣
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Owlzempic.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Owlzempic.
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Me tuh-DAY. 😷
*how we moved if someone coughed around us in 2020
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Me tuh-DAY. 😷
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Why would he allow this to be uploaded
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Why would he allow this to be uploaded
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Related: without The Gap Band we'd never get Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit...and I just love this story
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Related: without The Gap Band we'd never get Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit...and I just love this story
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Toad was lying in bed.
He had pulled all the covers over his head.
He had pulled all the covers over his head.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Toad was lying in bed.
He had pulled all the covers over his head.
He had pulled all the covers over his head.