Sturg48
@dirigojoe.bsky.social
I like the Red Sox, the Buffs, DnD, lots of other stuff. He/him. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” -Vonnegut
Stand ups should give me free tickets to their shows because I have a round and pleasant laugh that will inspire the audience to laugh too
January 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Stand ups should give me free tickets to their shows because I have a round and pleasant laugh that will inspire the audience to laugh too
People who don't watch sports will never know the joy of seeing a team you love blow out a team you hate.
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
People who don't watch sports will never know the joy of seeing a team you love blow out a team you hate.
This took half an hour and very little actual time where I needed to pay attention. The pork loin and green beans were cooked on the same sheet pan and the beans were done first so I finished the meat in the air fryer. Perfect!
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This took half an hour and very little actual time where I needed to pay attention. The pork loin and green beans were cooked on the same sheet pan and the beans were done first so I finished the meat in the air fryer. Perfect!
I took off my headband and slipped it over my bicep. It fits snugly because I am a meat fortress.
January 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I took off my headband and slipped it over my bicep. It fits snugly because I am a meat fortress.
But how does he maintain 4% body fat while eating like this?
Trump denies what we've all seen with our own eyes -- that he regularly falls asleep during on camera events -- instead saying he's just "blinking."
“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.” (4/6)
“Sometimes they’ll take a picture of me blinking, blinking, and they’ll catch me with the blink.” (4/6)
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
But how does he maintain 4% body fat while eating like this?
Avocado toast is a pretty food. It just is.
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Avocado toast is a pretty food. It just is.
I got a booster a couple months ago. I’m built different
🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I got a booster a couple months ago. I’m built different
Take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne
This $10 bottle of champagne was pretty good but I’m gonna buy a bottle of dom perignon when it finally happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
This $10 bottle of champagne was pretty good but I’m gonna buy a bottle of dom perignon when it finally happens
I should join one of these polar bear clubs. I could jump into some freezing water no problem. I’d show them how it’s done
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I should join one of these polar bear clubs. I could jump into some freezing water no problem. I’d show them how it’s done
My wife bought a car in the Trump economy 💀💀💀
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 AM
My wife bought a car in the Trump economy 💀💀💀
I’ve had half a bottle of champagne and I’m noticeably buzzed. No wonder people usually spray it everywhere instead of drinking it
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I’ve had half a bottle of champagne and I’m noticeably buzzed. No wonder people usually spray it everywhere instead of drinking it
This is absolutely fantastic advice
for anyone who needs to know: twist the bottle, not the cork
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
This is absolutely fantastic advice
I had a dream last night where a bunch of vampires stormed an event center and took me and a bunch of other folks hostage and corralled us in the bathrooms.
Every so often they’d take someone out of the room and drink their blood.
Every so often they’d take someone out of the room and drink their blood.
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I had a dream last night where a bunch of vampires stormed an event center and took me and a bunch of other folks hostage and corralled us in the bathrooms.
Every so often they’d take someone out of the room and drink their blood.
Every so often they’d take someone out of the room and drink their blood.
Ben Nighthorse Campbell was an important figure in SW Colorado, where I went to college. The early childhood education center at Fort Lewis is named after he and his wife. He was well liked and well respected in the Four Corners region and beyond.
Former U.S. Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell dies
Former U.S. Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell dies
Campbell died Tuesday surrounded by his family
coloradosun.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ben Nighthorse Campbell was an important figure in SW Colorado, where I went to college. The early childhood education center at Fort Lewis is named after he and his wife. He was well liked and well respected in the Four Corners region and beyond.
Not to be confused with a Donner Kebab
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Not to be confused with a Donner Kebab
My "Good teammate" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
December 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My "Good teammate" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Things have been annoying at work lately (though unrelated to any of my colleagues or my employer thank goodness!) and I think it’s helping with gymspiration.
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Things have been annoying at work lately (though unrelated to any of my colleagues or my employer thank goodness!) and I think it’s helping with gymspiration.
I just saw a guy at the gym with a shirt that says “Proud Veteran Homeowner” and it’s kind of funny because it sort of seems like he’s dunking on homeless vets.
December 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I just saw a guy at the gym with a shirt that says “Proud Veteran Homeowner” and it’s kind of funny because it sort of seems like he’s dunking on homeless vets.
So these Smith machines are gonna be booked solid until March, huh?
December 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
So these Smith machines are gonna be booked solid until March, huh?
There's a viral video about the game Dispatch where a streamer tells the audience "Chat I'm sorry no girl is ever going to come up to you and tell you she had a dream about doing it with you"
And, look... Nothing ever came of it, but that literally happened to me.
And, look... Nothing ever came of it, but that literally happened to me.
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There's a viral video about the game Dispatch where a streamer tells the audience "Chat I'm sorry no girl is ever going to come up to you and tell you she had a dream about doing it with you"
And, look... Nothing ever came of it, but that literally happened to me.
And, look... Nothing ever came of it, but that literally happened to me.
My wife and I are in the unenviable position of needing to buy a car in THE TRUMP ECONOMY.
December 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My wife and I are in the unenviable position of needing to buy a car in THE TRUMP ECONOMY.
My wife’s car broke down and is not worth the significant repairs it needs. Does anyone have like a spare car laying around they can deliver by helicopter?
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My wife’s car broke down and is not worth the significant repairs it needs. Does anyone have like a spare car laying around they can deliver by helicopter?
I've only bought two cars in my life, one cost about $135 a month and the other cost about $212 a month.
The idea of spending half a mortgage payment on a car is insane to me.
And not to show off, but I could probably absorb a $972 monthly payment. I just never would?
The idea of spending half a mortgage payment on a car is insane to me.
And not to show off, but I could probably absorb a $972 monthly payment. I just never would?
December 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've only bought two cars in my life, one cost about $135 a month and the other cost about $212 a month.
The idea of spending half a mortgage payment on a car is insane to me.
And not to show off, but I could probably absorb a $972 monthly payment. I just never would?
The idea of spending half a mortgage payment on a car is insane to me.
And not to show off, but I could probably absorb a $972 monthly payment. I just never would?
Man there's some really important stuff I need to do by the end of the year based on a contractor submitting a document to me that was due two weeks ago. Sure hope they FIO soon.
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Man there's some really important stuff I need to do by the end of the year based on a contractor submitting a document to me that was due two weeks ago. Sure hope they FIO soon.