Sturg48
dirigojoe.bsky.social
Sturg48
@dirigojoe.bsky.social
I like the Red Sox, the Buffs, DnD, lots of other stuff. He/him. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” -Vonnegut
The Browns are a joke and the entire O-line leaving in a single offseason is one of the biggest examples of organizational malpractice I can think of
There’s a chance that Shedeur Sanders could be playing with an entirely new offensive line in Cleveland next season… 😬

(H/T Ari Meirov)
February 19, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I was hoping this 3 O'Clock meeting would get cancelled so I could squeeze a different meeting in. But no.
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I rarely get mad at a theater. I am in a comfortable chair, enjoying air conditioning, popcorn and a sprite. How am I supposed to be upset?
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?
February 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I must now mute my own thread, such is the power I wield.
February 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Wow, serves me right for taking a shower
February 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I'm really excited to run White Lies, soon. It's an espionage TTRPG but has a small bit of fantasy (the fantasy is that the players are good and upstanding despite working for a secret US intelligence agency)
February 18, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I love baseball so much, but this is the time of year where promising young stars (or really anyone) gets injured ramping up for the regular season and it sucks.
February 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Much more of a defensive struggle than the final score would indicate. We were lucky to force and recover two fumbles by Schroeder and we scored in the final seconds while trying to run out the clock 😅

Washington joined the 72 Dolphins in this run
February 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
There's this famous social media bartender who's like "People keep assuming I'm MAGA"
"Well are you?"
"It's nobody's business who I vote for!"
"Okay so I assume you're MAGA then"
"Lol people just want to put you in a box!"
February 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Why is the Sovereign Citizen stuff so popular? Like... None of these insane arguments have ever "worked". No one has avoided punishment for breaking the laws by employing SovCit tactics... So why does this movement apparently have so many die hards that believe in it?
February 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
There was a time in my life when 9AM wasn't too early for stuff, and it's rapidly passing.
February 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Spring Training baseball games don't count. Especially when anyone any good is playing for a WBC team. I want baseball back, not scrimmages!
February 18, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Remember how so many millennials wanted to be marine biologists when they grew up? What was up with that?
February 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Slugger heard a noise outside and started barking like a lunatic. Like he was telling the neighbors "WE GOT BURGERS IN HERE BUT THERE ARE NONE FOR YOU!!!!! STAY AWAY!!! THESE ARE OUR BURGERS!!!!"
February 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Man, I use YouTube way too much if an outage is messing me up this much
February 18, 2026 at 1:37 AM
You ever just look at your dog and think awwwwwwwwwwwwww?
February 17, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Some people get stage fright and hate public speaking but have you ever considered that the audience are just a bunch of assholes and who cares what they think?
February 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
My boss asked me to give a presentation on public speaking today. So I am.
February 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I think it's fine that he said he wanted to "cut his [Barak Obama's] nuts out" actually.
February 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Dang, for a second I thought I won the lottery
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I used leftover potato to make a chicken chorizo scramble with two eggs and salsa and low fat cheese and cottage cheese as a topping... and it's ONLY got 43g of protein?
February 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I don't think I'm egotistical, but part of me does think everyone at the gym is secretly impressed when I do lat raises with 35's
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
On Slugger and I's morning walk we saw a guy working on a roof. Slugger freaked out. People aren't supposed to be up there! It's unnatural!
February 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM