I have no finesse or patience with lock picking. I have a nice set of picks and some practice locks, but it eludes me

The single action shooting society?

I literally can’t. I think I’d go into a coma

I’m happy to be drawn off the play if I get some pecan pie

No.

Hands maybe but she’s gotta be careful who she waves that broken leg at

The fucked up thing about politics is that I want a 79 year old man's vanity to cause him to fall and break something that can never heal again.

Honestly shocked you don't have a sword cane.

Whether it's the Trump "boys" or 32 year old journalist/author Olivia Nuzzi, middle age is the new adolescence.

She's just a baby! A sexy baby with no eyebrows who's powerless when confronted with married older men.

I live in Colorado, and spent a lot of time living in the southwestern part of the state. Rosewater feels so authentic to the American west. It's an alternate history but not an alternate geography. It looks and feels amazing

The British attacked us in WWII??? The special relationship is over!!

“Have people decided to stop supporting artists or have they decided to just accept their talentless corporate overlords?”