Sturg48
@dirigojoe.bsky.social
I like the Red Sox, the Buffs, DnD, lots of other stuff. He/him. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” -Vonnegut
Around the holidays you see more of these nuts in their shells. People always ask me, “Joe, how do I crack these open? I really want a walnut!”
Well here’s my technique: just take two and squeeze them together like a goddamn man.
Well here’s my technique: just take two and squeeze them together like a goddamn man.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Around the holidays you see more of these nuts in their shells. People always ask me, “Joe, how do I crack these open? I really want a walnut!”
Well here’s my technique: just take two and squeeze them together like a goddamn man.
Well here’s my technique: just take two and squeeze them together like a goddamn man.
Not just arrest and trial...
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Not just arrest and trial...
This game is so cool, I love how my all league center made a statement with 2 seconds left
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This game is so cool, I love how my all league center made a statement with 2 seconds left
Talking to my nephew is funny sometimes
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Talking to my nephew is funny sometimes
Pardon my French, but I’m a real potagier!
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Pardon my French, but I’m a real potagier!
Remember that silly novelty mug I bought for my fake baseball league? This is what Vistaprint sent me instead. 100 pens for a senior living community in Las Vegas.
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Remember that silly novelty mug I bought for my fake baseball league? This is what Vistaprint sent me instead. 100 pens for a senior living community in Las Vegas.
When you’re here, you’re family!
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When you’re here, you’re family!
Loretta bought a sewing kit today but there was a mix up at the factory
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Loretta bought a sewing kit today but there was a mix up at the factory
I can't get this in a grocery delivery anymore. I have to go to the store. I know it's processed salty garbage but I love it so can you grab me some when you're out? 😂
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I can't get this in a grocery delivery anymore. I have to go to the store. I know it's processed salty garbage but I love it so can you grab me some when you're out? 😂
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Despite my unsatisfying 1st round playoff exit, I was named GM of the Year in my OOTP league. Since I put too much stock in fake baseball and have disposable income, I got myself a little present. (It's 2019 in league and my team is the Denver Blucifers.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Despite my unsatisfying 1st round playoff exit, I was named GM of the Year in my OOTP league. Since I put too much stock in fake baseball and have disposable income, I got myself a little present. (It's 2019 in league and my team is the Denver Blucifers.)
If you're reading this that means you likely follow the world's smartest man, so congrats on having good taste I guess
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If you're reading this that means you likely follow the world's smartest man, so congrats on having good taste I guess
Home made chicken soup is magic.
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Home made chicken soup is magic.
If I were murdered do you think Slugger would avenge me?
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If I were murdered do you think Slugger would avenge me?
I was trying to interpret omens for the troops before a battle and it went poorly.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I was trying to interpret omens for the troops before a battle and it went poorly.
Here's a photoshop I did of him in some Giants gear
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Here's a photoshop I did of him in some Giants gear
I understand, but in regards to the r-word
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I understand, but in regards to the r-word
Is it to cover your drink when he's around? To use the buddy system? To make sure your phone has a full charge and you have an escape plan?
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Is it to cover your drink when he's around? To use the buddy system? To make sure your phone has a full charge and you have an escape plan?
Even though pancakes are the superior breakfast quick bread, waffles are nice sometimes
November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Even though pancakes are the superior breakfast quick bread, waffles are nice sometimes
Is this a joke? You have to buy five boxes of cereal to get the deal?
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Is this a joke? You have to buy five boxes of cereal to get the deal?
It's 5:30 now. You probably fuckin looked at it enough
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It's 5:30 now. You probably fuckin looked at it enough
I guess if you think this tiresome shit is stupid, then you’re a racist?
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I guess if you think this tiresome shit is stupid, then you’re a racist?
