Sturg48
@dirigojoe.bsky.social
I like the Red Sox, the Buffs, DnD, lots of other stuff. He/him. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” -Vonnegut
Around the holidays you see more of these nuts in their shells. People always ask me, “Joe, how do I crack these open? I really want a walnut!”
Well here’s my technique: just take two and squeeze them together like a goddamn man.
Well here’s my technique: just take two and squeeze them together like a goddamn man.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Around the holidays you see more of these nuts in their shells. People always ask me, “Joe, how do I crack these open? I really want a walnut!”
Well here’s my technique: just take two and squeeze them together like a goddamn man.
Well here’s my technique: just take two and squeeze them together like a goddamn man.