evanem
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Speed is better than Die Hard. Artist. Portland born and raised. New Orleans living.
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List of players this season averaging at least 21.9PPG, 4.6RPG, and 1.5SPG
Luka (26yo, $45.9mil this season)
Donovan Mitchell (29yo, $46.3mil this season)
Kawhi (34yo, $50.0mil this season)
Trey Murphy (25yo, $25.0mil this season)
Shaedon Sharpe (22yo, $8.3mil THIS season and $20.0mil NEXT season)
Luka (26yo, $45.9mil this season)
Donovan Mitchell (29yo, $46.3mil this season)
Kawhi (34yo, $50.0mil this season)
Trey Murphy (25yo, $25.0mil this season)
Shaedon Sharpe (22yo, $8.3mil THIS season and $20.0mil NEXT season)
This contract extension is already looking like an absolute steal for the Blazers.
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
List of players this season averaging at least 21.9PPG, 4.6RPG, and 1.5SPG
Luka (26yo, $45.9mil this season)
Donovan Mitchell (29yo, $46.3mil this season)
Kawhi (34yo, $50.0mil this season)
Trey Murphy (25yo, $25.0mil this season)
Shaedon Sharpe (22yo, $8.3mil THIS season and $20.0mil NEXT season)
Luka (26yo, $45.9mil this season)
Donovan Mitchell (29yo, $46.3mil this season)
Kawhi (34yo, $50.0mil this season)
Trey Murphy (25yo, $25.0mil this season)
Shaedon Sharpe (22yo, $8.3mil THIS season and $20.0mil NEXT season)
List of players this season averaging at least 21.9PPG, 4.6RPG, and 1.5SPG
Luka (26yo, $45.9mil this season)
Donovan Mitchell (29yo, $46.3mil this season)
Kawhi (34yo, $50.0mil this season)
Trey Murphy (25yo, $25.0mil this season)
Shaedon Sharpe (22yo, $8.3mil THIS season and $20.0mil NEXT season)
Luka (26yo, $45.9mil this season)
Donovan Mitchell (29yo, $46.3mil this season)
Kawhi (34yo, $50.0mil this season)
Trey Murphy (25yo, $25.0mil this season)
Shaedon Sharpe (22yo, $8.3mil THIS season and $20.0mil NEXT season)
This contract extension is already looking like an absolute steal for the Blazers.
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
List of players this season averaging at least 21.9PPG, 4.6RPG, and 1.5SPG
Luka (26yo, $45.9mil this season)
Donovan Mitchell (29yo, $46.3mil this season)
Kawhi (34yo, $50.0mil this season)
Trey Murphy (25yo, $25.0mil this season)
Shaedon Sharpe (22yo, $8.3mil THIS season and $20.0mil NEXT season)
Luka (26yo, $45.9mil this season)
Donovan Mitchell (29yo, $46.3mil this season)
Kawhi (34yo, $50.0mil this season)
Trey Murphy (25yo, $25.0mil this season)
Shaedon Sharpe (22yo, $8.3mil THIS season and $20.0mil NEXT season)
This contract extension is already looking like an absolute steal for the Blazers.
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This contract extension is already looking like an absolute steal for the Blazers.
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Per 36min stats in their 4th season
Player A: 26.1PPG, 5.4RPG, 3.2APG, 1.8SPG
Shooting splits 45/34/78
Player B: 21.2PPG, 5.9RPG, 4.8APG, 1.5SPG
Shooting splits 47/32/82
Player A is Shaedon Sharpe
Player B is Kobe Bryant
Player A: 26.1PPG, 5.4RPG, 3.2APG, 1.8SPG
Shooting splits 45/34/78
Player B: 21.2PPG, 5.9RPG, 4.8APG, 1.5SPG
Shooting splits 47/32/82
Player A is Shaedon Sharpe
Player B is Kobe Bryant
January 23, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Per 36min stats in their 4th season
Player A: 26.1PPG, 5.4RPG, 3.2APG, 1.8SPG
Shooting splits 45/34/78
Player B: 21.2PPG, 5.9RPG, 4.8APG, 1.5SPG
Shooting splits 47/32/82
Player A is Shaedon Sharpe
Player B is Kobe Bryant
Player A: 26.1PPG, 5.4RPG, 3.2APG, 1.8SPG
Shooting splits 45/34/78
Player B: 21.2PPG, 5.9RPG, 4.8APG, 1.5SPG
Shooting splits 47/32/82
Player A is Shaedon Sharpe
Player B is Kobe Bryant
At the Shell station on Tchoup right now in New Orleans. Be aware, peeps in the neighborhood.
January 23, 2026 at 2:03 PM
At the Shell station on Tchoup right now in New Orleans. Be aware, peeps in the neighborhood.
The prices for airline tickets will go down if we dress better? What?!?
His obsession with this is so bizarre
His obsession with this is so bizarre
Duffy: "I can't mandate you dress up, but don't wear pajamas & slippers to the airport. If you dress a little better you behave a little better. We're all getting into tight airline seats. The prices go down when we do that. But I want people to be well behaved & Ia little better dressed would help"
January 23, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The prices for airline tickets will go down if we dress better? What?!?
His obsession with this is so bizarre
His obsession with this is so bizarre
My guy is at it again.
Why on earth would the Blazers do this? Before someone says, “you need to include a pick to get off Jerami’s contract”, uhhhh no we don’t. Not right now. Jerami is hoopin. Should be considered a 6th man of the year candidate (if he qualifies). This is an awful trade. F minus
Why on earth would the Blazers do this? Before someone says, “you need to include a pick to get off Jerami’s contract”, uhhhh no we don’t. Not right now. Jerami is hoopin. Should be considered a 6th man of the year candidate (if he qualifies). This is an awful trade. F minus
January 23, 2026 at 12:26 PM
My guy is at it again.
Why on earth would the Blazers do this? Before someone says, “you need to include a pick to get off Jerami’s contract”, uhhhh no we don’t. Not right now. Jerami is hoopin. Should be considered a 6th man of the year candidate (if he qualifies). This is an awful trade. F minus
Why on earth would the Blazers do this? Before someone says, “you need to include a pick to get off Jerami’s contract”, uhhhh no we don’t. Not right now. Jerami is hoopin. Should be considered a 6th man of the year candidate (if he qualifies). This is an awful trade. F minus
Per 36min stats in their 4th season
Player A: 26.1PPG, 5.4RPG, 3.2APG, 1.8SPG
Shooting splits 45/34/78
Player B: 21.2PPG, 5.9RPG, 4.8APG, 1.5SPG
Shooting splits 47/32/82
Player A is Shaedon Sharpe
Player B is Kobe Bryant
Player A: 26.1PPG, 5.4RPG, 3.2APG, 1.8SPG
Shooting splits 45/34/78
Player B: 21.2PPG, 5.9RPG, 4.8APG, 1.5SPG
Shooting splits 47/32/82
Player A is Shaedon Sharpe
Player B is Kobe Bryant
January 23, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Per 36min stats in their 4th season
Player A: 26.1PPG, 5.4RPG, 3.2APG, 1.8SPG
Shooting splits 45/34/78
Player B: 21.2PPG, 5.9RPG, 4.8APG, 1.5SPG
Shooting splits 47/32/82
Player A is Shaedon Sharpe
Player B is Kobe Bryant
Player A: 26.1PPG, 5.4RPG, 3.2APG, 1.8SPG
Shooting splits 45/34/78
Player B: 21.2PPG, 5.9RPG, 4.8APG, 1.5SPG
Shooting splits 47/32/82
Player A is Shaedon Sharpe
Player B is Kobe Bryant
The last time Portland was above .500 this late in the season was in 2021.
Not so fun fact: the 2020/21 season started in late December due to Covid. On 1/22/21, the 8-6 Blazers were scheduled to play Memphis but the game was postponed due to the Grizz not having 8 players available due to Covid.
Not so fun fact: the 2020/21 season started in late December due to Covid. On 1/22/21, the 8-6 Blazers were scheduled to play Memphis but the game was postponed due to the Grizz not having 8 players available due to Covid.
It's a 23-9 3rd quarter in less than 5 mins for the Blazers fueled by Holiday & Sharpe combining for 16 points on 6/7 from the field - Blazers have opened up a 15 point lead. They keep this up, they'll take home a win and be above .500 for the first time in a long time this late into the season.
January 23, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The last time Portland was above .500 this late in the season was in 2021.
Not so fun fact: the 2020/21 season started in late December due to Covid. On 1/22/21, the 8-6 Blazers were scheduled to play Memphis but the game was postponed due to the Grizz not having 8 players available due to Covid.
Not so fun fact: the 2020/21 season started in late December due to Covid. On 1/22/21, the 8-6 Blazers were scheduled to play Memphis but the game was postponed due to the Grizz not having 8 players available due to Covid.
People do forget that Mark Eaton was a problem
January 23, 2026 at 4:46 AM
People do forget that Mark Eaton was a problem
I am still so offended that Heat fans truly thought that Jovic should have been a central piece in a Dame trade. The audacity.
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I am still so offended that Heat fans truly thought that Jovic should have been a central piece in a Dame trade. The audacity.
What makes this stat even crazier is that Nurk was a DNP-Coaches Decision the 3 games right before these back-to-back triple doubles.
Jusuf Nurkic triple-doubles from October 29, 2014 to January 19, 2026: 1
Jusuf Nurkic triple-doubles from January 20, 2026 to January 22, 2026: 2
Jusuf Nurkic triple-doubles from January 20, 2026 to January 22, 2026: 2
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 AM
What makes this stat even crazier is that Nurk was a DNP-Coaches Decision the 3 games right before these back-to-back triple doubles.
The messaging should be simple: we, as taxpayers, are paying a shit ton of money to let our government terrorize us.
Democrats needing to message on affordability as the country endures a brutal authoritarian takeover is tragic. Take it from someone who lives in occupied Minneapolis. Our problems go deeper than prices.
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 AM
The messaging should be simple: we, as taxpayers, are paying a shit ton of money to let our government terrorize us.
Thanks to my wife, I've had the opportunity to spend a lot of time in Minneapolis the last 5 years and I must say, they truly are the most lovely, caring people.
Not exaggerating when I say that the collective action in Minnesota will be studied for generations if not centuries to come
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Thanks to my wife, I've had the opportunity to spend a lot of time in Minneapolis the last 5 years and I must say, they truly are the most lovely, caring people.
I often forget that Chaunce was ever our coach. That's a nice feeling.
January 23, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I often forget that Chaunce was ever our coach. That's a nice feeling.
Put the entire league on notice. They all FUCKED
January 23, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Put the entire league on notice. They all FUCKED
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In solidarity with the hardworking immigrants of #Minnesota, I will be donating my earnings tomorrow to the MN Immigrant Rights Action Committee and the Immigrant Law Center of MN.
I know not everyone can afford it, but if you can, I highly recommend lending a hand to the people of Minnesota.
I know not everyone can afford it, but if you can, I highly recommend lending a hand to the people of Minnesota.
Thank you to everyone who is risking their safety and contributing their time and money to protect our neighbors. If you are so inclined, please check out Stand With Minnesota (standwithminnesota.com) to find a way to help.
And no one start any beefs with Will Stancil. (2/2)
And no one start any beefs with Will Stancil. (2/2)
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
standwithminnesota.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
In solidarity with the hardworking immigrants of #Minnesota, I will be donating my earnings tomorrow to the MN Immigrant Rights Action Committee and the Immigrant Law Center of MN.
I know not everyone can afford it, but if you can, I highly recommend lending a hand to the people of Minnesota.
I know not everyone can afford it, but if you can, I highly recommend lending a hand to the people of Minnesota.
Just trade him already ffs
Giannis Antetokounmpo calls out teammates for not playing hard, being selfish after blowout loss
"We're not playing hard. We're not playing to win. We're not playing together. Our chemistry's not there. Guys are being selfish."
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/gia...
"We're not playing hard. We're not playing to win. We're not playing together. Our chemistry's not there. Guys are being selfish."
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/gia...
Giannis Antetokounmpo calls out teammates for not playing hard, being selfish after blowout loss
"We're not playing hard. We're not playing to win. We're not playing together. Our chemistry's not there. Guys are being selfish."
www.nbcsports.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Just trade him already ffs
The Wizards just traded CJ McCollum to the Hawks for Trae Young because CJ was contributing to more wins than the Wizards wanted, due to their desired draft positioning.
Last summer the Pels, whose directive was “win now”, traded CJ to the Wizards for Jordan fucking Poole.
Lolol
Last summer the Pels, whose directive was “win now”, traded CJ to the Wizards for Jordan fucking Poole.
Lolol
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 AM
The Wizards just traded CJ McCollum to the Hawks for Trae Young because CJ was contributing to more wins than the Wizards wanted, due to their desired draft positioning.
Last summer the Pels, whose directive was “win now”, traded CJ to the Wizards for Jordan fucking Poole.
Lolol
Last summer the Pels, whose directive was “win now”, traded CJ to the Wizards for Jordan fucking Poole.
Lolol
Yeeeeee. See you in May, Portland!
January 21, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Yeeeeee. See you in May, Portland!
Can someone confirm for me if this Fire debut is a HOME game? If so, round trip, non-stop tickets to Portland from NOLA for that weekend are reeeeeeaaaaaal cheap. May be making the trek home for this one.
WNBA announces it will tip-off the 2026 season on May 8 and end on Sept. 24. The season will be 44 games long.
The Toronto Tempo will debut on May 8 against the Mystics.
The Portland Fire debut May 9 against the Chicago Sky.
Liberty-Sun on May 8. Wings-Fever on May 9.
Now, to just agree on a CBA.
The Toronto Tempo will debut on May 8 against the Mystics.
The Portland Fire debut May 9 against the Chicago Sky.
Liberty-Sun on May 8. Wings-Fever on May 9.
Now, to just agree on a CBA.
January 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Can someone confirm for me if this Fire debut is a HOME game? If so, round trip, non-stop tickets to Portland from NOLA for that weekend are reeeeeeaaaaaal cheap. May be making the trek home for this one.
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The most recent album I mixed is now on streaming services. For fans of The Strokes, Slacker Rock, etc.
If you need someone to mix your single, EP, or album send me a message.
open.spotify.com/album/4EovYG...
If you need someone to mix your single, EP, or album send me a message.
open.spotify.com/album/4EovYG...
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The most recent album I mixed is now on streaming services. For fans of The Strokes, Slacker Rock, etc.
If you need someone to mix your single, EP, or album send me a message.
open.spotify.com/album/4EovYG...
If you need someone to mix your single, EP, or album send me a message.
open.spotify.com/album/4EovYG...