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Kayla
@kaylabitches.bsky.social
writing teacher, writer, cautiously back online, will beat you at scrabble.
Holy wow
A story I found about Haiti:

In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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A story I found about Haiti:

In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Yeah baby you reach that box on that shelf for those little ladies
It's actually hot when my man helps someone else. I suppose I'm a fox though and have never known insecurity
Every day I say married couples are the problem. So I guess married men can’t talk to any strangers in public at all when they are with their spouse. YIKES.
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's actually hot when my man helps someone else. I suppose I'm a fox though and have never known insecurity
Every day I say married couples are the problem. So I guess married men can’t talk to any strangers in public at all when they are with their spouse. YIKES.
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I believe the faculty lounge has been discontinued anyway
i am once again asking who the "leftist extremists in the faculty lounge" shaping democratic party priorities are, and what policies it is that they are instituting
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I am the only reasonable person who agrees
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Aint no way this bloke's sober
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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people thought Judith Butler was exaggerating before but she's been proven right, i think
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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one thing worth observing here is that so many of these pundits aren't earnestly trying to understand what happened in the world as much as they are shadowboxing with people they don't like on the internet. stringinamaze.net/p/the-pundit...
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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remember to stream your family fights live tomorrow! share that holiday spirit with those of us without our own seasonal tension!
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
this guy looks like shit. they all look like shit.
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Targeting Kelly is one of those “this is why we’ll win” moments, bc it shows how politically impetuous this admin is.

There’s clearly no adult in the room to say “wait, maybe don’t go after the charismatic war hero turned literal astronaut who ran after his wife was a victim of political violence.”
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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"many users feel..."
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Small thing, I know, I KNOW, but that's not how "outreach" functions syntactically
NEW: Amid reports that the U.S. DOGE Service is "dead," alleged Acting Administrator Amy Gleason breaks her silence on LinkedIn: “I’m alive.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Also please retire the tik tok hand, please
She's so stupid that she has to keep checking her notes/outline to still get it wrong
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I agree that turkey veloutes, creamed potatoes, mac and cheese casseroles, brown butter sage and squash rav, and various pickly, spicy bits make a good spread. But one year as an adult unable to fly home, I just said fuck it and ordered Maine lobsters to eat with just lemon & butter.
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
These are very bad sentences. Machinery...fruit...? I suppose it takes a lot of syntactic fuckery to articulate such a combination of fear and arrogance
The Washington Post, everyone!
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
She's so stupid that she has to keep checking her notes/outline to still get it wrong
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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There is zero reason to subject students to this man. That's actually been true for a long time, but especially so now. Get someone to take over the class and let the students focus on learning.
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM