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· Sep 13
starting a thread of all the unhinged things i see on hinge
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women go without sex: i got a new hobby, i read a book. i got a doctorate, i learned a new language. i hung out with friends and family, im still dating etc
men go without sex:
men go without sex:
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
women go without sex: i got a new hobby, i read a book. i got a doctorate, i learned a new language. i hung out with friends and family, im still dating etc
men go without sex:
men go without sex:
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
the cats love the projector so the subtitles often look like this
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the cats love the projector so the subtitles often look like this
my thrifting win of the day is a gorgeous set of yellow ribbed vintage federal glass bowls for $12 that sell for like $100 each
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
my thrifting win of the day is a gorgeous set of yellow ribbed vintage federal glass bowls for $12 that sell for like $100 each
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imdb is short for im down bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
imdb is short for im down bad
cursing the influencer who successfully convinced me that chocolate coconut water was “just as good” as chocolate milk
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
cursing the influencer who successfully convinced me that chocolate coconut water was “just as good” as chocolate milk
40° is my favorite weather, mostly bc you can tell who was born and bred here in the cold and who is merely attempting to adopt it
on one side, you’ve got shorts and sweatshirts; on the other, bubble coats and scarves.
on one side, you’ve got shorts and sweatshirts; on the other, bubble coats and scarves.
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
40° is my favorite weather, mostly bc you can tell who was born and bred here in the cold and who is merely attempting to adopt it
on one side, you’ve got shorts and sweatshirts; on the other, bubble coats and scarves.
on one side, you’ve got shorts and sweatshirts; on the other, bubble coats and scarves.
god the new hilary duff song fucks
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
god the new hilary duff song fucks
date last night wanted to show me his license plate (cat related)
and it was at that moment i realized he was driving a car so fancy i’d never heard of it (i drive a paid off 2015 honda)
and it was at that moment i realized he was driving a car so fancy i’d never heard of it (i drive a paid off 2015 honda)
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
date last night wanted to show me his license plate (cat related)
and it was at that moment i realized he was driving a car so fancy i’d never heard of it (i drive a paid off 2015 honda)
and it was at that moment i realized he was driving a car so fancy i’d never heard of it (i drive a paid off 2015 honda)
it’s so funny watching the internet freak out over a skull being found in concrete in southie
like where do we think whitey bulger was dumping all those bodies
like where do we think whitey bulger was dumping all those bodies
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
it’s so funny watching the internet freak out over a skull being found in concrete in southie
like where do we think whitey bulger was dumping all those bodies
like where do we think whitey bulger was dumping all those bodies
first dates off hinge, trying to get wifed up: lotta attempts at sexual coercion
first dates off tinder, trying to get laid: bought me dinner, kissed me, and asked me to text when i got home
first dates off tinder, trying to get laid: bought me dinner, kissed me, and asked me to text when i got home
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
first dates off hinge, trying to get wifed up: lotta attempts at sexual coercion
first dates off tinder, trying to get laid: bought me dinner, kissed me, and asked me to text when i got home
first dates off tinder, trying to get laid: bought me dinner, kissed me, and asked me to text when i got home
my menial complaint of the day is that maybelline stopped including brushes with their eyeshadows
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
my menial complaint of the day is that maybelline stopped including brushes with their eyeshadows
do you live in mass and like smoking weed? have you seen people gathering signatures outside the grocery stores for affordability, etc.? they were lying to get a petition to ban legal weed on the ballot.
sign the counter petition here:
sign the counter petition here:
Massachusetts: Stop Effort to Repeal Adult-Use Cannabis Legalization
Contact your elected officials.
norml.org
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
do you live in mass and like smoking weed? have you seen people gathering signatures outside the grocery stores for affordability, etc.? they were lying to get a petition to ban legal weed on the ballot.
sign the counter petition here:
sign the counter petition here:
“your fico score decreased”
i am leaving this god forsaken place in ten years. who cares.
i am leaving this god forsaken place in ten years. who cares.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“your fico score decreased”
i am leaving this god forsaken place in ten years. who cares.
i am leaving this god forsaken place in ten years. who cares.
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OH SNAP! PUNCHING IS BACK!
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
OH SNAP! PUNCHING IS BACK!
any mutuals have experience coding apps? potentially looking to partner on an idea, give or take a few feasibility questions
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
any mutuals have experience coding apps? potentially looking to partner on an idea, give or take a few feasibility questions
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🚨 first anti-Bluesky bigotry in a federal opinion just dropped 🚨
What is this dig at BlueSky doing in a judicial opinion? www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
🚨 first anti-Bluesky bigotry in a federal opinion just dropped 🚨
i know we're not supposed to bask in leopards eating the faces of conservatives, but i just found out my libertarian dad's work is trying to fire him bec he went from being the top sales performer to the worst sales performer - bc all his sales were govt $ from universities and hospitals
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i know we're not supposed to bask in leopards eating the faces of conservatives, but i just found out my libertarian dad's work is trying to fire him bec he went from being the top sales performer to the worst sales performer - bc all his sales were govt $ from universities and hospitals
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
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I've been a little busy this morning but is the president going completely insane
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I've been a little busy this morning but is the president going completely insane
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EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
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If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...
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folks
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
folks